Captain Newton's POV

About two days ago Stress found this portal on the edge of the shopping district. Today we had decided a handful of us would go through it.

The hermits going through are the following. Myself, Ren, Doc, Stress, and False.

We stepped through to find that when we stepped through the portal deactivated. Oh dear, well, now it's time to explore. It seems that we are in a office building.

Stress looked at me for guidance as I led us through an office building lobby. We reach the front desk to be met with a girl no older than 16 typing away at a computer.

"Hermitpad Central how can I help you?" The girl asked, finally looking at us before her eyes widened. She slammed her palm on a big red button and made an announcement.

"Attention, Actually Hermitcraft Members, this is not a drill!" She yells into a microphone.

"So how can we get back?" Stress asks me.

"Great question," I say realizing my admin abilities won't work here.

It's then I notice that someone have come down to the lobby with a box of papers going straight to a pit of lava where several others were dumping papers, and video tapes.

"Hermitpad recap," Do you read me?" Someone called into a walky talky.

"We are here, we have thrown the work out the window," Someone blared through the speaker.

"Affirmative," We hear as we stand in the middle of a near battle ground to destroy lots of papers.

We see someone run up to us probably to see if we are the real deal.
The girl looks at us, and our attire then runs off hitting a second panic button then they then have another blaring announcement.

"They have no way of leaving, we are on lock down!" Screams the girl that took a glance at us.

More sceams erupt as more papers go flying. We are a tight group in the middle of the definition of chaos. Eventually a portal opened up looking exactly like the one that got us here. The only problem was getting there, as we made our way we kept on bumping into people running around with paper flying. We grabbed each other's hands in an attempt to stay together and it worked for the most part except for the one time where a group split the group in two.

We eventually stumbled through the portal. As soon as we made it through I used a beam of magic and blasted the portal to smithereens.

Those who went through with me just looked at each other with a never again look. I quickly found my why to Etho as I tackled him in a hug as others found their significant others doing the same.

"What happened?" X asked me.

"Well a lot happened but let's never go through mysterious portals again," I said.

"We found a place called hermitpad, and it's insane, they create stories about us, some not so... pg-13...," I said, remembering one of the things I say burning away. I'll never see some of the hermits the same.

I remember they creating polyships, and au's that would blow their minds.

"Will you ever tell us what you saw," Tango asks.

"Yeah but not right now, let just say... there are some truly crazy people, it got weird," I reply with the others who went nodding in agreement.

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