Jevin: *Ordering the hit on Grian* I want you to kill him, but make it look like an accident

Iskall: No problem

_-=Later=-_

Joe: It looks like the murderer stabbed him 37 times in the chest and placed a banana peel by his feet.

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Stress: We have some exciting news!

Cleo: Oh! What is it?

Iskall: As you know, Stress and I have been together for a long time, and things i thought were impossible now are possible.

Mumbo: Get on with it!

Stress: After careful evaluation of our relationship, we thought now was the best time to take a step forward.

Scar: Alright.

Iskall: Do you want to say it?

Stress: Let's say it together!

Both: WE'RE GETTING A DOG!!

Grian: *Holding a bottle* This is why we keep the champagne on ice, guys.

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Xisuma introducing a new hermit to every one.

X: And over there is Bdubs and Doc. *Point toward Bdobledoc*

Newbie: Do they hate each other?

X: Wha- NO! Their literally my OTP!

Bdoc: *Arguing in the distance*

X: Their always like that.

X: I swear they love each other!

Newbie: The green one called the other one a fuc-

X: HE SAID IT WITH LOVE, ALRIGHT!?

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Grian: Making my way downtown

EX: GRIAN GET BACK HERE

Grian: Walking fast

EX: HOLD UP, YOU LITTLE GREMLIN

Grian: Walking faster

EX: WHY ARE THE CHICKENS IN MY BED?!?

Grian: Jogging much faster

EX: GRIAN GET BACK HERE BEFORE I TELL X!!

Grian: MOVING AT EXTREMELY FAST SPEEDS!

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Doc: I like woman like how I like my coffee.

Bdubs: Ok-, wait, you don't drink coffee.

Doc: ...

Bdubs: ...

Doc: *sighs*

Bdubs: What?!

Doc: I'M GAY!

Bdubs: I'm glad that your happy!

Doc: ;-;

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False: Scar, I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Scar: Ok. *Walks over to Grian*

Grian: *Blushing*

Scar: Grian, can you move? I need to get to Cub.

Cub: Cub.exe has stopped responding.

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Iskall: Truth or Dare?

Tango: Dare, do your worst.

Iskall: Kiss Impulse.

Tango: I thought dares were something you didn't want to do?

Iskall: wAT!

Tango: wAT?

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Yee, I finally updated.

I absolutely, totally, 100%, would buy again LOVE writers block.

(Could you sense sarcasm?)

Have a good day/night and remember that you are always loved, my hero's.

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