"Hey guys, we should make a rap!" Doc said one team meeting, everyone seemed to like the idea so they started writing.

"Okay, we need lyrics... and a beat..." X commented

"Well yeah, but how should it start?" Ren muttered

"We have to include something about my bush, that took a lot of time to make," Doc finally said, he needed revenge for his bush.

"So how about... Listen Grian, nobody touches my bush, your dead?" False asked, she was the one writing the lyrics down.

"Seems a bit... harsh, what about done?" Impulse suggested.

"Sure, now we have the opening line, we need the actual rap," Doc said, "How about 'it all started when Grian touched my Redstone' as the first line?"

"Okay, sounds good, then what about 'He played himself like a...' a... I need an instrument," X started,

"Flute," Ren said,

"Piano" False suggested,

"Guitar?" Impulse asked,

"Xylophone!" Wels called out,

"I like Xylophone," Doc decided,

"Okay so we have
'Listen Grian
Nobody touches my bush
you're done

It all started when Grian touched my Redstone
he played himself like a xylophone' I feel like we need more on line two," False said.

"How about add on 'set on automatic?" Wels suggested

"Yeah, I like that," Doc commented, "For the next line I was thinking...'Doc Monster is a savage, with technical skills'"

"And crazy vocal acrobatics!" Ren shouted out

"Yes, perfect, write that down False," Doc exclaimed

"Done!" False said

"Okay how about 'I'm a legend of the nHo with etho beef and double o'?" Impulse suggested,

"I think that sounds good," False complimented

"Docmc is coming for you sevenfold?" Doc asked,

"I like it," X said

"We got Rendog and other... hmm," Ren started saying

"Firemen to.." X continued

"Douse the flame that you shoot at this leviathan," Wels finished

"Yes! Wels, who knew you were a poet?" Doc exclaimed

"Thanks? Should that be the end of Doc's part?" Wels questioned,

"I think it sounds incomplete, give me someone from the g-team," False commented

"Grian!" Wels yelled

"Cleo!" Impulse suggested

"Stress!" Ren shouted out

"Jevin!" Wels said again

Tango." Impulse muttered

"Iskall?" Doc asked

"Iskall works, okay now we have
'Listen Grian
Nobody touches my bush
You're done

It all started when Grian touched my Redstone
He played himself like a xylophone set on automatic
Doc Monster is a savage, with technical skills
And crazy vocal acrobatics
I'm a legend of the NHO, with Etho, Beef and Double O
DocMC is coming for you sevenfold
Got Rendog and other firemen
To douse the flames that you shoot at this leviathan
Iskall can try again' sound good? False rapped, then asked.

"Yeah, now let's do Wels," Doc said excitedly,

"Okay, I've already got a good idea for myself, you ready?" Wels asked, everyone nodded and Wels started,
"Yo
You think I'm in hiding, I'm just biding my time
Putting pen to paper, coming up with rhymes
We're the star-studded group that got together just to crush you
Once we start something you know we're gonna see it through
I'm the knight, the soldier who brings the fight at first light
Y'all had to incite, so now I gotta indict
You're guilty of getting murdered with words
Y'all are out-gunned, go home nerds"

"Why are they nerds?" Ren asked, Wels just shrugged,

"Alright I wrote that down," False murmured

"Okay so um.. we need the chorus," Doc said

"How about hermit gang?" Impulse suggested, "We could say it 64 times over multiple choruses."

"That could be cool, so 16 times for the first chorus," Doc commented

"Okay, we have the chorus, who is next?" Ren asked,

"False will be next," Doc determined

"I would like mine to be about death and murder," False directed

"Okay, the first line could be... 'If you think you can stop the symmetry, that's false'," Wels suggested

"I like the sound of that..." False murmured, "then maybe 'G Team is dialing for help, but I'm ignoring their calls'."

"I like it," X said

"How about 'And when their bodies dissolve, you'll know that False's on a killing spree'?" Ren suggested,

"Yeah, that sounds good, then 'Try to stop my PVP and perish painfully
I'm the queen of hearts, heads, and body parts'." False mentioned,

"Nice, for the next line it could be 'Your diamond armor can't compare to my martial arts'," Doc proposed

"Yes, let me just write it down quickly," False agreed

"Maybe you could do, 'I'll send a poison dart, to make you breathe your final breath
G Team's name will be the only thing left'?" Wels asked

"I like the sound of that, " False announced,

"I think that would be a good stopping point for False's lines, Impulse, you want to go next?" Doc mentioned,

"Sure, " Impulse replied, "Okay, I was thinking of starting out with 'Caffeinated, animated, Redstone innovator", what do you guys think?"

"I like it, " False announced

"It sounds nice, " Wels told him

"I like it, what about 'My behavior's crazy, can't phase me, Impulse is never lazy' as the next line," Doc suggested

"Yeah, I think that sounds cool, then 'Tango, why would you betray me, now my scope is aiming'," Impulse directed,

"Okay, let me write that down, then maybe 'Better run for cover from all the ghast balls that I be taming'," False proposed

"Okay write that down, then 'Without a sound, without no hesitation, my creations are amazing. Better watch your step or the G Team will end up blazing'," Impulse said

"Who's the better team? There is no controversy. But before it's said and done you'll be begging us for mercy" Ren yelled out again

"Chill out Ren, but I like it," Impulse announced

"Okay, that sounds like a good ending point for you Impulse, let's repeat the chorus and then it's X's turn," Doc instructed,

"I was thinking something like 'X gone give it to ya, I'm gone give it to ya X gone give it to ya, WHAT, Lyrical boxing, dropping blows on all my foes, And the G Team they're, looking unclean needing some sunscreen, Getting burnt by words to hurt this herd of nerds, It's absurd how my rhymes got them injured, Danger, danger, I got lasers to cut 'em up like razors, It's flexin' season and I got flavor, Their weak defenses like, trenches and fences, That these dense heads are presenting'," X said

"Yeah, I feel like you should have something after that that isn't quite rap, but something like that, maybe like, 'They're presenting them alright, they're not very good, I could walk over that, I could jump over that, I could use an ender pearl, I could use my elytra, Come on G Team, jeez'?" Doc suggested,

"Yeah, then maybe the chorus again," X told them

"Okay, then my turn, I already have mine ready, let me just write it down," Ren said as he grabbed the paper False was writing on and wrote something down,

"Okay, then the chorus, and Mumbo? Do you want a part?" Doc asked. Mumbo was just sitting in the corner being silent the whole time, he shook his head, "Okay then, let's go over the parts...

'Listen Grian
Nobody touches my bush
You're done

It all started when Grian touched my Redstone
He played himself like a xylophone set on automatic
Doc Monster is a savage, with technical skills
And crazy vocal acrobatics
I'm a legend of the NHO, with Etho, Beef and Double O
DocMC is coming for you sevenfold
Got Rendog and other firemen
To douse the flames that you shoot at this leviathan
Iskall can try again

Yo
You think I'm in hiding, I'm just biding my time
Putting pen to paper, coming up with rhymes
We're the star-studded group that got together just to crush you
Once we start something you know we're gonna see it through
I'm the knight, the soldier who brings the fight at first light
Y'all had to incite, so now I gotta indict
You're guilty of getting murdered with words
Y'all are out-gunned, go, home nerds,

Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang

If you think you can stop the symmetry, that's false
G Team is dialing for help, but I'm ignoring their calls
And when their bodies dissolve, you'll know that False's on a killing spree
Try to stop my PVP and perish painfully
I'm the queen of hearts, heads and body parts
Your diamond armor can't compare to my martial arts
I'll send a poison dart, to make you breathe your final breath
G Team's name will be the only thing left
Yeah

Caffeinated, animated, Redstone innovator
My behavior's crazy, can't phase me, impulse is never lazy
Tango, why would you betray me, now my scope is aiming
Better run for cover from all the ghast balls that I be taming
Without a sound, without no hesitation, my creations are amazing
Better watch your step or the G Team will end up blazing
Who's the better team? There is no controversy
But before it's said and done you'll be begging us for mercy

Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang

X gone give it to ya, I'm gone give it to ya
X gone give it to ya, WHAT
Lyrical boxing, dropping blows on all my foes
And the G Team they're looking unclean needing some sunscreen
Getting burnt by words to hurt this herd of nerds
It's absurd how my rhymes got them injured
Danger, danger
I got lasers to cut 'em up like razors
It's flexin' season and I got flavor
Their weak defenses like trenches and fences
That these dense heads are presenting

They're presenting them alright, they're not very good
I could walk over that, I could jump over that
I could use an ender pearl
I could use my elytra
Come on G Team, jeez

Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang

Now I'm back, got some things I wanna say (Yeah)
What's the letter that starts the alphabet, Ay
Ladies gotta get in line, the diggity's be on the way (Cliff)
Cleo don't know who she freaking with (Ooh)
All the signs say to notify her next of kin
This diggity dog be dropping bombs, nothing but hits (Ay)
Spit that rhyme again (brrr), 'cause the message is
I can mumble rap and still be the best there is (Woo-ah)

Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang
Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang' I like it... now we just need to rap it..." Doc read the lyrics out and remembered the real part of it.

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I hope you liked it, and if you didn't then you can just say, anyways I might not do a part two depending on the responses to this chapter, bye!