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Jevin: If xe knew it was a trap then why wouldn't xe ask for help?

Etho: True?

False: Ask for help?

Etho: Can't picture it.

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Doc: *Angrily storms off*

Stress: Oh?? You're running?? Away??

Ren: No, he's either trying to convince himself not to kill you, or he's winding up for an attack that will kill you. Probably the latter.

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Ex: myself last year would never fucking believe I have a partner deadass.

Joe: does your current self even believe you have a partner?

Ex: absolutely not.

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Hels: Whatever you're thinking right now, stop.

Wels: What?

Hels: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid to piss me off so cut it out-

Wels: I love you.

Hels:

Wels: Also cereal qualifies as soup.

Hels: I fucking knew it.

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Doc: I made this place 100% fire-proof!

Tfc, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

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Xisuma: Accidentally went and got killed yesterday but the gods won't let me die so I'm back.

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Beef: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

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Tango: That guy could have killed you. I know you think you're tough, but you are five fucking feet tall!

NPG: I'M FIVE FOOT THREE!

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BadTimes: What would a robot army even accomplish?

Gemini: The true question is what wouldn't a robot army accomplish.

BadTimes: That's... a very fair point.

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True: Gri! You better have a good reason for doing all of this!

Grian: I have several!

Grian: Pettiness... and anger.

Cleo: ... What, that's it?

Grian: Oh, and a deep-seated need for attention.

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Teacher: I'm afraid your friend Etho was in a fight today.

Impulse, completely deadpan: Oh no, that's terrible.

Zed: Did they win?

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Iskall: Pearl, don't you have somewhere better to be? Like, getting your beauty sleep?

Pearl, dark bags under her eyes, on her seventh cup of coffee: I don't need sleep to be beautiful.

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Hypno: I don't need motivational quotes.

Hypno: If I'm going to be motivated, it's going to be by anger and spite.

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Keralis: Stop listening to private conversations!

NPG: ...

NPG: I can't hear, idiot, they're still private, I hadn't even noticed you were in the room. What am I gonna do? Telepathically listen to your conversations?

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Scar: How are you today?

Mumbo: Please don't make me think about my life.

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Cub: Why can't penguins fly?

Bdubs: Because they don't believe in themselves.

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Biffa: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée"

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xB: All of my life decisions are based off spite, irony, or some obscure reference

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X: One day you will inherit all these priceless heirlooms

Ex: These are vape pens

X: They're the family juuls

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Today's question:

You can have any magic abilities. What are they?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors