"I still don't believe that you come from another world. For all our lives, this has been our only world. But maybe that's where people disappear to or appear from when our world resets..." Xisuma said thoughtfully. "We always thought they... permanently died, or something."

Zloy nodded in agreement. "That would make sense. Maybe that's where the crazy tree girl came from."

"Oh, that Jessie girl? The one who claims to have been with us this entire time yet somehow we never noticed her presence?" Silent questioned.

"Yeah. And how that other guy fell from the moon -"

"Do you think that's where Killadrone's somewhat knowledge came from? Maybe he just forgot? I mean, he knew how to use an axe -"

"Doesn't that mean he may know what revenge is?"

"Oh дерьмо."

Xisuma blinked. "What was that?"

Silent shrugged. "I'm pretty sure he just sweared in Russian."

Xisuma gasped. "Kid friendly content-!"

(... just kidding X didn't say that.)

Xisuma gasped. "Wow, you speak Russian? That's cool! We have some people that speak German or Swedish, but as far as I know, no Russian. Yet. Or at least, not that the author knows of."

(NO! Not that last sentence! What is going on with the fourth wall today?!)

Zloy simply grinned slyly and turned to look directly at you. Then he turned back to add, "oh also, our moon is falling and Silent somehow got us stuck here by breaking reality. Somehow."

Xisuma froze. "Your moon is falling."

"Yes, our moon is falling."

"And you're just acting so calm about it?!"

"Well, we tried to escape through the nether but something went wrong." Zloy said, shooting an accusing glance at Silent.

Xisuma shook his head. "No, I mean like, you didn't seem panicked about that at all."

Zloy just shrugged carelessly. "There's nothing we can do about it, why waste energy panicking?"

Xisuma was quiet for a while after that. But then Silent broke the silence (haha). "So, how are we gonna get home?"

"I'm not sure," Xisuma replied, thinking. Zloy sat on the ground, picking boredly at the grass. "So we're stuck here."

X nodded. "Until we can figure out away to get you to your world, I'm afraid you will have to stay with us. We can go ask Doc, he's the most likely to know about this kind of things, but he wouldn't trust me since I'm on... the other team."

"Oh. Well. This is great."

"Well you could still ask Doc on your own, or ask someone who is alive to help you."

"How do we know who's alive?"

"Well, they have color. But if you want to look for a specific person, there's a list in Hermitland. I can equip you with some basic things to get you started, if you need."

"Alright, it's our best option so might as well. Thank you, ummm-"

"It's Xisuma."

"Okay, thanks Is-oo-ma (correct pronouncing for once lol)."

And then that was that. Trying hard to avoid traps, our undead duo travelled to Hermitland and approached the mysterious list. But who is Doc, and how can they convince him to help them get home?

I don't know. What do you think?

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(Yeah for this one I'll be uploading short but frequent chapters so you guys aren't waiting too much.)

(QUESTIONS ARE REQUIRED WE'RE PRACTICALLY THERE)