UnitedLoveStories:
I ask every hermit on hermitcraft to tell their crush one by one in front of a stage.

YEET THIS WILL BE AWESOME!

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BdoubleO walked up to the stage, "where did this even come from?"

HELLLLIOOOOO
AND WELCOME TO...

UHHH

THE FRONT OF THE STAGE!

screw this.

How do the other authors do it?

XD I'm a terrible host!

IM YOU'RE HOST TODAY, AND NOW EXPLAIN UR CRUSH NOW!

BdoubleO: wait, I thought I told you that I don't have a crush...

SREW U! SAY IT TO THE AUDIENCE!

BdoubleO: *turns to audience*

*all the Hermits stare*

BdoubleO: uhhh... I don't have a crush on... Anyyyyyyyy one........

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Biffa: Probably X

Biffa: *looks at audience*

Xisuma: just so you know, I don't love you.

Biffa: okay...?

So you're okay with that?

Biffa: well I don't LOOVE him.. He's just the possible explanation...

Okie

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Cubfan135: *looks at crowd*
Cubfan135: *sees Scar*

Well?

Cubfan135: *sigh* it's Scar

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS∞

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Doc: uhmm...
Doc: *runs off stage*

Jeezuz on a bread stick.

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Etho: No.

YES

Etho: No.

YES

Etho: No.

I'm getting tired of u..

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False: *looks at crowd*
False: NOPE!
False: *jumps off stage*

Screw u False!

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Grian: *looks at crowd*
Grian: *looks at Mumbo*
Grian: I LOVE U MUMBO!

Mumbo: *blushes*

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Hypno: Wow, the author went all out. Didn't you?

SHUTUP AND DO THE DARE! IM TIRED!

Hypno: NUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Impulse: *jumps off stage*

Ugh

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Iskall: its Ren! I LOVE U REN

Ren: *screams from crowd* LOVE U TOO!

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Jessassin: Hypno

Hypno: R-really?

Remind me, who?

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iJevin: can I skip?

This time, you have to ask the audience...

iJevin: *turns to crowd*
iJevin: *sees a certain someone*
iJevin: Screw it...
iJevin: *jumps off*

God send help...

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JoeHills: I love my wife!

Of course u do.

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Mumbo: *looks at G*
Mumbo: I LOVE U GRIAN!

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Python: *looks at Doc*
Python: *cries*

Oh god no.
Not on my stage!

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Ren: Iskall is the best!

Iskall: 8D

Crowd: WOOOHOO!

YAY!

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Scar: *stares at crowd*
Scar:  I love Cub!

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Stress: I have no idea anymore...

Grian: thank goodness...

Omi Grian...

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Tango: *looks at Zed and Impulse*

*everyone notice*

Tango: #ZIT

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TinFoilChef: I deserve to pass...

*sigh* that's reasonable...

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Welsknight: I dont have a crush.

Okay

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xBCrafted: I got no-one

I'm tired, go off.

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Xisuma: I have a crush on Doc!

Doc: ^~^

Jeez those faces are amazing...

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Zedaph: I love this sort of ship, it's the ZIT

#RUSHED

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ZomboeCleo: I dont have a crush on anyone sadly...

I know the feel bruh...

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YO READERS!
Y'all should know me by now,
I'm Sam,

as you can tell, I rushed on this chapter...

Plz forgive me...

Ull see why I did soon.

Like, VERY soon.

VERY VERY SOON

Good Night...