QuervynAngeloSarino1:
I dare grian to invite sam (the old one) to you know help him prank mumbo iskall concorp nho

XD I know for A FACT that this one's gonna be exciting!

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HAI G!

Grian: GAH! WTF, AUTHOR?

I GAT'S'U DARE!

Grian: Sam? Are you okay?

NOOOOOO!!!!!!

Grian: Oh no... What is it?

*hands paper*

Grian: I CANT DO THIS!
I DON'T THINK HE'LL TALK TO ME!

DO IT!

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Sam is best!

Grian's hand shook, it hovered over a phone connected to Author Magickc™

Where to begin? He started with dialing the number; 123 456 789

The phone began to ring.

"H-hello?" A voice called from the other side.

He seemed raspy, not like anyone Grian has ever met before.

"Uh... H-hi! Is this SamG?"

Suddenly, a French voice came out of the phone, "Yeah! This is SamG!"

Grian could hear the giggling that came from the other side.

Grian: oh thank goodness!

?: Who is this?

Grian: I-I'm... U-uh... G-Gri-

?: *laughing sounds can be heard, and a French girl in the background complaining "I wanna get a punishment!"*

Grian: Are you sure I'm talking to the right Sam?

?: You want SamGladiator, yes?

Grian: yep!

A familiar, yet young voice peered from the French giggles. "Hrllo?"

Grian: SAM!

Sam: GRIAN? *hangs up*

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Sam is love!

"You gotta role it into your mouth!" Sam cheered again, handing the phone to Anton, who passed it off camera.

Then, Sam did it again, he placed the skittle right above his friend's nose on the left side.

He watched Anton nod as the skittle dropped to the floor, again.

Multiple "awe" s have been echoed as Sam continued placing it on the guy's nose.

Every time they tried, Anton would fail.

"I want a punishment!" Sarah whined, noticing how much fun it would seem.

The others nodded with "yeah!!" In unison.

Sam laughed, as they decided to just carry on with the pirate stabbing game.

They continued playing for a small while until it was all finished, and another call came in.

"Who is it?" Sam asked, tilting his head to Sarah.

"It's the same guy again." She said, handing over the phone to him.

Sam accepted it and threw the phone beneath his ear lobe, "What do you want, Grian!?"

Grian: Look. Sam, I know I don't like you... But I need you're help

Sam: why do I wanna help you?

Grian: because I need you!

Sam: Don't lie to me. I wouldn't come help anyways.

Grian: WHY??

Sam: Because I live in the real world now, with new friends, we're happy here.

Grian: *notices the calm voice*

Sam: *sigh* I will hear you out though, but I won't help in any way.

Grian: *realizes how awkward the situation is* y-yeah... U-uh... O-kay....

Sam: *small chuckle* don't be embarrassed, I don't like you Anyways

Grian: h-hey... I'm sorry... It was my fault

Sam: how?

Grian: I was the jerk... I didn't understand what real friends looked like... I though real friends didn't exist... But I lear-

Sam: No! No need to talk about it! I forgive you, but we're not friends.

Sam could feel the person on the other side of the phone nodding, it made him calm, calmer than he was back then.

(Just saying; this isn't an AU, I'm just trying to imagine what it must feel like for them getting back together, since we all know they probs had a fight or some'n)

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Sam is cool!

Grian flew around the server, knowing that if Sam doesn't come, Grian's probably gonna have to suicide out of embarrassment before being brought back to life by the Auth- *AHEM* The POTIONS someone might give him...

"Please come. Please come. Please come. Please come" he said, ∞.

Suddenly, in the corner of his screen:

"Sam_Gladiator has join the game"

Followed by texts:

GoodTimeWithScar: who?
Sam_Gladiator: Gri where r u?
Grian: commmiiiiinnnnngggg!!!!
Sam_Gladiator: that's serious commitment to a text like that
Grian: hi! My name is Grian! Nice to meet you!
Sam_Gladiator: lol

Grian swoops from above and began to seek the grounds for his not-best-friend.

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Sam is awesome!

"Finally! I've found you!" A bright British voice called from above Sam's head.

He shook when the old actor flipped in like that.

"Oh, jeez"

Grian stood up to notice the attention Sam gave, "everything alright?"

"Y-yeah... I just didn't know you could make a good stunt double."

Grian blushed to this, and began to walk slowly enough for Sam to catch up.

Instead, he found Sam rushing in front.

"Hurry up, Grian! The cops from another series will come for me soon!" He yelled.

To this, Grian froze on the spot. "I'm sorry, what?"

Sam: yeah, I'm what they call 'a greifer' in another series...

Grian: really?

Sam: *nods*

Grian: what kinda evil have you done so far?

Sam: I kicked the officers off the plane that they were escorting me in.

Grian: dang.

Sam: I didn't know you were into that kinda stuff, Grian.

Grian: I guess people do change, huh?

Sam: yeah... It's really good...

Grian: how?

Sam: I find it that being different is okay...

Grian: yeah, I guess you've got me there... You won't believe the things that I have done!

Sam: oh really?

Grian: yeah... I started a war... It was fun!

Sam: a war?

Grian: yep!

Sam: what did you even do to start a war?

Grian: Robbed a bank.

Sam: -WHAT!

Grian: THEY KILLED ME FIRST! I WAS NOT GONNA LET THEM GET AWAY WITH IT!

Sam: And I thought I was legendary...

Grian: get on my level.

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Sam is great!

"You see him?" Grian whispered to Sam, peeking from behind the bunny's back to see the moustached Hermit.

"I don't even know who I'm looking for, where are we anyways?" Sam asked in confusion.

Grian didn't answer.

He just stared at the happy dark haired Hermit, who seemed to be talking to someone.

The question was; who?

"Grian, what's up?" Sam casually said in Grian's ear.

Grian flinched at the voice, he turned around in an instant to just see Sam.

"Alright, so what were gonna do is..."

The whispering montage began.

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Sam is amazing!

"Heh, yeah, but when Grian threw the potatoes in there, I was secretly frustrated!" The swede yelled in laughter.

"I know right!" Mumbo laughed, bending backwards in pure happiness.

"It was so insane though! What was he even thinking!"

"You're right Iskall! Someday, we're gonna get him back for that!"

Iskall nodded, "we sure will, Mumbo. We sure will."

Before Mumbo could say anything else, an arrow shot only an inch away from Mumbo's neck.

The two turned around to see a stranger in a bunny costume standing in an angered position, aiming a bow straight for the spoon's face.

"MAKE ONE MOVE, OTHERWISE YOU'RE DEAD!" He shouted.

"Hey, man! Who are you, and how'd you get into HermitCraft?!" Iskall alarmingly questioned.

The bunny-man didn't answer, instead, he released the bow, and let it force it's way through the skin of Iskall's leg.

"Argh!" The pained one screamed.

"YEAH! YOU BETTER NOT TRY AGAIN!"

To this, Mumbo let a breath leave his lung, and held his hands up high.

"Hey." He the redstoner calmingly spoke.

Sam shook his muscles, tensing up his shoulders when Mumbo spoke.

"Don't do it." Mumbo spoke again.

Sam's eyes widened. "I WILL SHOOT!"

Mumbo: "Don't."

Iskall: M-Mumbo! What are you doing-!? 

Sam: *shoots Iskall in the arm*

Mumbo: I always wanted to do that...

After Mumbo's comment, a small giggle was heard behind the bush.

The giggle then turned into a chuckle, which then turned into a laugh, which then turned into a cackle.

It wasn't long till Sam fell onto the floor uncontrollably laughing.

That's when Grian revealed his precious face.

Grian: YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN YOUR FACES! ESPECIALLY ISKALL!

Iskall: omagawdwhydidyouhurtme?

Mumbo: What?

Sam: *shrugs* so, wanna know why I'm here?

Mumbo: actually, I don't.. In fact, I just wanna know why you were shaking when you tried to shoot me-

Grian: Because the Author needs you. So she can snap, and make this L3gG$-

"GRIAN!" the two redstoners growled in unison.

There goes his precious face.

Not so precious face...

*insert run meme*

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YAY!

Author's Note:

Yo Readers!
Ya'll know me, I'm Sam.

I ya didn't, HAI IM SAM

I hope you enjoyed this dare XD

I thought it wasn't funny enough tho.

But I was over my personal word limit XD

Anyways, you're awesome!
Stay awesome!

Leave a dare if you feel like it's worth it.

Or just remind me that you already made one if I haven't answered it.

HEY SAM!
Where have you been?
I've been crying myself to sleep a lot.

BUT HEY!

It's nothing important! After all; it's nature! 8D

This beautiful world is just... Beautiful... Wonderful.. Fantastic... Amazing.. Awesome... Great... Incredible... Fabulous...

Yet, we live in a not so perfect world...

But hey! We're all gonna do what we can to help!

In the meantime, let's take part in the psychological part of earth...

Please respect me if I haven't been so nice lately, I'm trying to recover... XD

It's all cool right now though. 8D

Knowing that I have made people happy throughout this year, is the only thing forcing me to be happy.

Thank you for letting me help you out through the worst times...

AND!

Thank you:
Frokkie21
ItsPlasma
poweraph
GoldieSnake
AshesRose5
Lucy_The_Llamacorn
PikaMicaChan
Strixoputo

And all the other's out there that accepted me..

Even if I lied to them about a certain something...

I've been working on a little funny meme for a while dedicated to the account too! XD

It's not done yet tho.

Send love to:
ausforyou
Cuz who DOESN'T lover her?

Send love to AquaticAndFantastic
Because she's really awesome.
But everyone knows that XD

LOTS of love to
ItsPlasma
Because we all know you deserve it BIG time!

Love to
poweraph
Cuz she's really awesome, and knows what's best for those on her discord.<3

Love to
OdalRune314
If you follow Pi, then follow her. She is Pi.

Also send TONS of love to ForbiddenLoveMxM1 cuz without them, Fusions would be a lot more stressful!

Especially  the latest one coming sooooon, which is gonna be very dramatic!!

FUN FACT:
Pi signed up to wattpad on a special day in my country called Pi day.

I'm not joking!

AND!!

EXTRA, EXTRA LOVE to DarkMoon458 and PikaMicaChan
For being such great friends to me!! I don't know how to thank you enough!! There has never been anyone in the world to ever help me out.

And I want to appreciate everything you've done to help me.

But there's not enough 'thank you' in my grateful mind to express how happy you've made me!

After feeling so lost, you both read everything I've vented about, and you've helped me out through complicated, stressful times...

How can I repay you, other than being grateful?

Thank you...

Anyways...

I have nothing else to say other than..

Thank you, to those who don't have a Wattpad account, yet, they have still read these stories that I write...

I love to know that people enjoy my content...

Even if I have to be so different...

Thank you, to everyone that I have met, whether you like me, or not:
You have lived inside a part of me, that isn't in my world of hatred.
And therefore, I thank you, for letting me at least try believe in the love for you...

Please, let's spread the love.

WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!

FIRST WATTPAD!

AND THEN...

THE REAL WORLD!!

XD

Good Night...