Potatoplayzz53:
I have a dare but it makes no sense and is barely related to hermitcraft but idc(I was eating bubblegum at the time so don't judge me)
So get ready for
*theme song plays* HARRY'S ENTIRE BRAIN PUT INTO A WATTPAD COMMENT EPISODE IDEK ANYMORE!!!!:D
Okay first of all so the ppl can get right into the chapter just put my username then "I dare Mumbo to give Grian some G U M"(me acting like this is going to be read and written into Wattpad XD)
So Mumbo gives Grian some bubblegum then Grian consumes it and starts blowing bubbles (like any human being with a brain would do) but then Grian accidentally blew a B I G bubble and Mumbo got trapped in it. Grian tried to pop it only to be sucked in as well. Mumbo and Grian go floating up into the sky.
You can take that as a base and do whatever you want after Mumbo and Grian fly off into the sky but yeah
I don't know what else to say other than this is the most creative my brain has ever randomly decided to be and also the most random thing ever but yeah
G O O D N I G H T

XD this is by far the most creative dare EVER!

Also, is this based off a famous TV show that I have never heard of? Plz tell me.

Either way, I hope I have made it to your expectations.

OFF WE GOOOOO!

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Mumbo: ARGH, THIS ISN'T WORKING!

what's not working?

Mumbo: GAH! SAM? What's the dare now?!

Actually, its not much, in fact, I don't even need to give the paper!

Mumbo: alright?

All you have to do is give Grian bubble gum XD

Mumbo: huh, seems easy enough. Tell that reader I said thank you

Alright!

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...I need more skip ideas...

Grian had nothing to do, nowhere to go, and nowhere to be.

Why? (I dunno, ask him)

"Hey Grian! A voice called out from the distance, it sounded like Mumbo has found Grian sitting on top of his random spire.

"What'chya up to?" He asked, landing in front of Grian with a casual smile, as always.

"Nothing really, you?"

Mumbo shook his head, "I got another dare..."

To this, Grian chuckled for at least a full five seconds until it broke down, and he was ready to ask. "So, what's the dare?"

"It's really simple, just give you bubble gum!"

"That's it?"

"Yep! Nothing else!" Mumbo lifted his hand to give Grian the strawberry bubble thing that the Author h h s never touched in her entire life, (plz send love XD)

Grian smiled, and began to chew on the thing, then he started blowing it.

It didn't stop.

It for bigger.

And bigger.

And bigger.

To the point where Grian accidentally caught Mumbo suddenly inside it.

"Grian! What did you do!?" Mumbo yelled, his voice was filtered by the layer in the bubble. (I think that's a good thing...)

"Oh my-!" The builder was lost for words, what to do.. What to do... What to do...

That's when it hit him.

The blondy drew out his sword and charged at the confuzzeled spoon, who helplessly watched his friend charge at the bubble with a war cry. (I imagine this war cry to be manly, yet with a girl's voice XD how do you imagine it?)

Grian charged at the bubble with his might, only to find himself falling through the pink layer and onto Mumbo's lap.

The two stared at each other for a solid five seconds without noticing how high they've ended up.

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9:45pm, converting draft to wattpad

Iskall sat on the big chair, in a position that made him look like he was thinking to himself.

"C'mon' Grian... I'm bored... Where are you?" He said aloud, looking around for any blonde haired gamer.

To the fact that his friend was nowhere to be seen, he sighed, and then sat up straight.

Resting his soul, he hardly saw the giant pink bubble pass by, until muffled shouting caught him.

"... Iska-l-... -Now-!..." Half of the words Mumbo was trying to say were terminated.

Though the swede could tell that it was urgent.

Iskall flung himself off of Grian's chair using one arm and hurried outside.

"Mumbo!? Is that you?! Man, I've been so lonely here! Where are you?!"

He obviously didn't notice that there was a giant, pink bubble floating right above his head.

"Iskall! Help!" Yelled Grian, waiting for the Swede's attention, to which, was not given.

"Grian?! Was that you too!?" Iskall relievingly called, facing all directions except up.

To this, Mumbo growled, "DIRECTLY ABOVE YOU! YOU SPOON!"

(Didn't I use that joke somewhere else? Or am I going crazy?)

Though before the diamond eyed Hermit could obey the voice of angry Mumbo...

The bubble had already disappeared from sight.

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11:21pm, I need to draft more!

A few moments passed after traveling through some of HermitCraft, Mumbo and Grian found themselves near the good old warzone.

Mumbo: Hey Grian, you remember this? *points at war zone*

Grian: Oh, Hey! It's the G-Team Headquarters!

The two shared a small chuckle together, and then sighed together in unison.

It's been so long since the war even existed.

The place still seemed damaged, yet it somehow stood there insanely outstanding.

Though there were holes all over the place, it brought Grian the wonderful memory of placing a TNT barrier, which didn't go so well.

The memory caused him to giggle.

Even then, the explosion wasn't as great as what Cub did, which may or may not have killed a few Hermits, but thankfully, the respawning didn't hurt.

Which brought him to question:

Grian: Hey, Mumbo?

Mumbo: hm?

Grian: Remember the explosion that Cub set off, during the war?

Mumbo: yeah, that was hilarious!

Grian: do you know why the respawning didn't make anyone feel sick, or anything?

Mumbo: Grian...

Grian: yeah?

Mumbo: You've been reading way too many one-shots from AC...

Grian: what?

Mumbo: death tolls are only in AC's stories.

Grian: who? What about our Author?

Mumbo: You're lucky she added a door to the fourth wall!

*A Short Flash Back*

"Mumbo, I'm only gonna tell you about this... So you better keep it a secret..." A girl with black hair, and red tips whispered.

Mumbo silently nodded, and let the Author Majeik™ teleport him right next to the fourth wall.

To this, Mumbo jumped back in horror with a gasp from the very bottom of his dried out lungs.

"Why are you bringing me here?" He asked, panicked.

Sam shrugged, "You're an easy, and bendable character, so I wanted to give you the powers of opening the fourth walls in my stories..."

"Easy and bendable character? Powers of opening the fourth wall?"

Sam replied with a nod, and turned both ways to see nobody around.

She brought her right index finger up her lips, and performed a "shh" motion.

Mumbo nodded, and kept silent as she stepped towards the wall.

She let let her hand out to it, and a door fades in.

Mumbo gasped at the sight.

Who wouldn't?

After all, going through the fourth wall without damaging it?

His stared in astonishment and let her manipulative smirk getrhe best if him.

The world of Wattpad seemed more empty then expected.

That's when a figure rushed in.

"Sam! It's been a whi- Mumbo?!" They jumped, startled.

"Ah, United! This is Mumbo, from my world, he's a lot more different than any other Mumbo so far, he's more original, and easy to write with." Sam said.

United nodded, and turned to Mumbo Jumbo, who just stared.

"Hey, I'm United... Or UnitedLoveStories... I'm Sam's first friend." They said.

Mumbo took notice of United being a skeleton, with an awesome hoodie, they talked for a while, mostly about phobias and experience with friends.

"By the way, Mumbo? United and I were the first ones to ever make books dedicated to PoultryMan?"

Mumbo tilted his head, "so who's first?"

The two looked at each other confuzzled.

"Well... We're not sure..." One of the Authors said.

"Than who's third?" Mumbo asked again.

Sam jumped up. "Ah! That'll be Lucy_The_Llamacorn!"

SUDDENLY! A girl came out of nowhere, she was rather pretty too.

"Was I summoned?" She said.

Sam waved to her, "hey, sis! I was just hanging out with my friend United, and one of my characters, Mumbo!"

Lucy brought her gaze to the 'character' who flustered with a smile.

*End Of Flash Back*

"Mumbo! Mumbo! MUMBO!" A voice yelled, echoing in his ear.

"G-Grian?" Mumbo groaned.

"Don't worry dude, you just passes out." Grian sheepishly smirked, and continued.

"you were talking about the fourth wall, and I accidentally knocked you out because of the amount of space in this bubble."

"I was talking about what?" Mumbo asked.

Grian sighed to repeat; "the fourth wall."

"Oh God..." Mumbo obviously didn't want aGlitchNamedDanie to come after him.

(I told you to be careful, Mumbo!)

To end the scary thoughts, Mumbo turned to face below him, where he realised that the two in the bubble were still over the war zone.

Though slowly making their way towards Python's magnificent towers.

They ended up catching Python doing his own thing over there.

Without even pointing it out for Mumbo, Grian stood up in an instant, and began to bang at the thick, pink layer of insanity.

"Python! Python! Can you hear me!? Please, Python! Help us!?" The blonde screamed.

Though, with no use, the bubble already flew away.

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2:21am I LOST MY PEN

Doc and Ren were chatting about how they were so awesome, outside the stock exchange.

When Doc paused to see something pink pass by in the blue skies.

"R-Ren...? Do you see that?" He pointed to the weird pink thing.

"What?" Ren turned around to see it instantly leave the horizon.

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I'd be disappointed if nobody cared about this chapter...

Jevin stood over his fidget spinner. He sighed and later down on the glass, and began to relax.

"Jevin! Jevin!"

The slime opened his lids to catch something he couldn't believe.

A giant pink bubble floating over his head.

Grian and Mumbo seemed cramped in there, it's a wonder how they're still breathing!

They probably have gotten used to sharing their... Personal bubble.

Jevin jumped in shock, begging to himself that he was dreaming.

Just before he could recover, the two disappeared.

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Frokkie texting me is the only thing keeping me sane... Send love

"You okay, Doc?" Xisuma overheard Iskall after exiting Tek To The Skies.

"I saw... Something... Weird.... In... The... Sky..." Doc was panting between his words.

X felt a shock in his chest, in the sky? A glitch? MUMBOOOO!?!??

X rushed over to the concerned voices, he found Iskall, Jevin, Python, Ren and Doc there.

"What's going on?" Xisuma asked, strutting over like as if he didn't trip few times while running.

"Oh hey, X. We're just sharing the same stories with each other!" Python said.

Xisuma sat down on a stool that was totally not spawned by Author Magikk™.

He made himself comfortable and leaned forwards to look like he was interred in finding out what was happening.

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3:23... Finally feeling tired...

X: so you're saying... Grian and Mumbo are trapped in some sort of... Spell?

The others: *nods*

Xisuma: well then... All we need to do is ask  the author when she'll pop the bubble.

Soon, cuz I'm getting sleepy...
It hurts...

Jevin: please do!

Ren: what hurts?

M y B a C k !

Iskall: oh wow, get some rest, my dude...

I KNOW!

Python: why not pop the bubble now?

Uhh... Cuz they'd splash into the middle of the ocean....

Doc: Ah, I see...

X: let's pop it.

Ren: *chuckles* I want to pop it...

Python: Pop it!

You guys are insane...

Ren: Pop it!

NO

Xisuma: PoP iT!

*SNAP*

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don't mind me... Rushing to finish it after all... XD

Welp
...

7 more dares to go...

7 more weeks... YAY!

And then Fusions in 9 weeks XD

Good Night...

... Morning...?

NAH!

Good Night...