giratinashelper:
I dare the author to lock Mumbo and Taurtis in an inescapable room just to see what'd happen.

Omg HELL YES!

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Taurtis sat up straight from his bed, "I will make an episode!" He told himself, thinking of Grian, and what's going on with him.

BUT SUDDENLY!

Taurtis: GAH! WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!

MY NAME'S SAM!

Taurtis: Sam? No, it can't be! You sound like a gir-

NOT GLADIATOR!!!!!!

Th' name's Sam Bird.

Taurtis: what are you doing in my house?

You mean this rustic house that you stole from Grian?

*Taurtis stares out the window, and sees a sign saying "built by Grian"*

Taurtis: *shrugs* you still don't have permission to be here...

Actually...

I do...

Taurtis: Wait- What? What's going o- WHOAAAAAAA

CALM DOWN TAURTIS! IT'S JUST A PORTAL!

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Imagine this: "HC Language Swap"

The three wouldn't stop laughing, after Mumbo accidentally did something very spoony, and who knows what Mumbo could've done.

"That was hilarious!" Grian screeched, followed by the other's nod.

Iskall wouldn't stop laughing, the man of greatness even toppled onto the sand that laid on Mumbo's shores.

Every time he tried to calm down, he would notice Mumbo and Grian stare at him, causing him to continue laughing uncontrollably.

God bless that amazing Hermit.

BOOM! ANOTHER DRAMATIC BOOM!

THERE REALLY WASN'T A SECOND BOOM, BUT WHATEVER!

Thunder roared ferociously, screaming it's lung out to maximum.

It shook the skies, the ocean, the islands, the districts, the bases.

It shook the three, and BOY WERE THEY SHOOKETH.

"Woah!" Mumbo yelled, feeling the mad earthquake.

"What was that?" Grian asked.

Nobody answered Grian's question, Iskall just shrugged, "it's never happened on HermitCraft before..."

Suddenly, black lightning struck in between Mumbo's and Grian's base. Louder than the thunder, it busted their ears down.

"What the-!" Mumbo screeched, then deciding to fly over to the strike without a word.

"Mumbo-! Wait up!" Grian threw fireworks into the skies and caught up with his fellow mustache man.

"Everything okay?" Grian asked by Mumbo's side.

Mumbo didn't respond, he just continued staring towards the black lightning.

DRAMATIC BOOM! OKAY, MAYBE THERE WAS A SECOND!

Lighting. Red lighting. Bright red lighting.

It blinded Grian, and forced him into the water.

It struck Mumbo, and made him disappear.

Iskall watched from the sands of Mumbo's base. His lungs couldn't handle the screech when he saw it hurt the two.

"MUMBOOO!" He yelled, spamming tons of rockets and then diving into the ocean, still in elytra mode.

The only Architeck in sight was Grian, causing him to throw rockets and catch up to the sinking builder.

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Imagine this: "HC personality Swap"

"Wh-what the-..." The Non-Hermit could feel his diagnosed world coming together, except sensing that he wasn't in his comfy bed.

He found himself in a white room, almost like a never ending world.

Then it came to him... "This isn't my house..."

Two large, white chairs stood in the white world, though they seemed unnoticeable to Taurtis, as if the wooden tall chair was made for him.

Taurtis began to cup his hands, "Is anyone out there!?" He called loudly, surprisingly echoless.

A sudden movement was found caught in the corner of the Non-Hermit's eye, followed by a jolting gasp of fear and shock.

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Imagine this: "HC Mindset Swap"

"Grian! Grian! GRIAN FOR GOD'S SAKE JUST WAKE UP OR I'LL MAKE YOU RESPAWN!"

The blonde builder was forced to freak out, he jumped so badly, that water from the tip of his hair managed to drip into his mouth.

"Iskall! Why!" He questioned, falling into coughs.

Iskall stared at Grian with mad frustration.

He slapped Grian.

"WHY? OH I DON'T KNOW... MAYBE BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T WAKING UP?"

"... I- uh-" He was obviously lost for words. "You didn't need to yell, Iskall..."

"YES! I DO HAVE TO YELL! BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO LOOSE TWO FRIENDS IN ONE HOUR!" This swede was mad.

But Grian realised the severe picture, he instantly hopped to a sitting position, "wait- two? Where is Mumbo!?"

"He disappeared, Grian!"

"What!?"

"He disappeared!"

"I swear to the Author, my mind is hearing this wrong!"

"Grian. He. Disappeared. Dis-a-ppeard."

"HOW?"

Iskall took a deeeep breath before beginning, "Mumbo got struck by a weird lightning!"

"Weird?" Grian questioned.

"It was bright red, and it was aimed directly for Mumbo!"

"It must've been the author..." He realized.

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Imagine This: "Accent Swap"

Mumbo felt himself whirl into the world of white nothingness, thanks to the sounds of a stranger lurking in his dreams.

It felt so vivid.

"Is anyone out there!?" The stranger called, taking a shape of a dark figure in a darker forest.

His voice was still so vivid to remember; the feeling of confusion, the joy that spoke from his heart, even at the darkest of times.

The fact that he can remember this dream was already a surprising fact.

It only got more surprising when he realised that the voice was still talking.

"Wh-who are you!?" It called, seeming so nearby, and so real.

"I'm going crazy..." Mumbo said loudly, placing a hand on his cold forehead.

"First, I fall asleep in the infinity room. Second, I dream of people dying. Third, I start hearing a voice..." The moustached man continued.

"Hey! I am not a voice!"

"Oh great... It's back..." Mumbo groaned, relaxing his back against the sea lantern that was bonded to his chair.

"Uh... Mr...You're not hearing voices- I mean you are- But- I am a person!" Taurtis's words began to stumble.

"Oh really?" Mumbo asked to the non-existant. "Prove it."

With that, Taurtis started with a deep breath and stepped in front of the man who rested himself on his chair.

Mumbo's eyes widened, he couldn't believe his spoonly mind. "S-so... I'm not hearing things?"

Taurtis shook his head once before saying; "Nope! I'm real!" Unaware that he just embarrassed the moustached redstoner.

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Imagine this: "HC - Love Swap"

Grian waited above the skiers for Iskall, who managed to reach air just in time.

The swede poked his head out of the water.

"The conduit is set!" He said.

"And Mumbo?"

"Nowhere to be seen..." Iskall replied in a saddened tone.

The two began to slowly sink into the water that no ubiquitously surrounded them.

"I'll start from one side, you start from the other!" Grian said, watching Iskall nor and swim away.

Grian accepted the nod as a signal and began to swim the other way, the builder scanned far to find a man in a tie.

"C'mon Mumbo. Where are you?" The anxious builder mentally asked.

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Imagine this: "HC - Talent Swap"

"So you know Grian, huh?"

Mumbo hummed in reply, "I'm his best friend, but he says we're more like bros."

"Really? Like, BFF kinda bros?"

"Nah" Mumbo shook his head, "just Architek Bros"

Taurtis began to relax, "phew, thank god" he sighed.

The two sat there in silence, thinking of something to talk about.

"So... Taurtis..."

The one with headphones lifted his head. "Hm?"

"How did you get here?"

"Ah, this girl appeared out of thin air, she was talking to me..."

Mumbo sat up and tilted his head. "A girl? Did she tell you her name?"

"No... Oh- wait-! N-no... She didn't"

OH COME ON! is it really that hard to remember my name?

Mumbo: I KNEW IT!

XD
Anyways, Grian and Iskall are linking for you, Mumbo

Mumbo:  they are?

Yeah, they think that Author Magiik™ permanently killed you...

The best part is, is that they don't know that it's Author Majiic™

Taurtis: Wai- did you say Grian?
Can I see him?

Sorry no! I have to work on other dares, so you won't be seeing anyone other than NPC in your rustic home

Taurtis: N-NO! WAIT I DONT WANNA GO!!

*SNAP*

Mumbo: roode

Thank you!

Mumbo: now. Can I get out?

Sure! *SNAP*

Anyways! Now that Mumbo is with his friends again!

I have three more Dares to work on!

So I guess...

Author's Note:

Heyo!
I'm Sam! As y'all know!

I only got one thing t' say:

Thank you to the ones that smiled...

And..

Smile.

Good Night...