Welcome to this crazy AU! Thanks to Kit (will tag you in comments) for making this with us and continuing to expand on the craziness <3

For context: 

This is a DC AU mostly focused on Gotham. If you've seen the Scarecrow bits we've written, you'll have some idea of what this is. Some of the people here aren't just from Hermitcraft: original characters, DSMP (even though that server is pretty dead now), Empires.

Even if you have read through what we've already written, we'd still suggest reading through this list so things make more sense: 

Scarecrow - Marra, our OC

Ragdoll - Inanis, Kit's OC. Contortionist.

Riddler - Tango! 

Black Cat- Bdubs

Harlequin - Zedaph

Mr Freeze - Beef

Copperhead - Scar (look up Justice League animated series Copperhead)

Joker - Joker. He's just an asshole- 

Two-Face - Pearl

Poison Ivy - Venna, our OC and Marra's girlfriend 

Firefly - Keralis 

Mirror Master - Xisuma

Batman - Doc 

Commissioner Gordon - TFC (rest in peace, man) 

Also- in case you didn't know, /p means the context is platonic 

we love tone tags here 

Alright- enjoy :)

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Scarecrow, over the phone: turn around. Other direction. No, no- turn around again. 

Riddler: Where are you?? I can't see you! 

Scarecrow: hehe. I'm out of town, the thought of you aimlessly spinning in circles amused me.

Riddler: fuck you, man-

Scarecrow: I'm bored, any suggestions?

Black Cat: Sleeping is nice.

Scarecrow: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I'm deciding to ignore it.

Ragdoll: BE A BETTER PERSON!

Harlequin: WHY?!

Ragdoll: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, HONEY! (/p)

Mr Freeze: Here are two pictures. One of them is your bedroom, and the other is a garbage dumpster. Can you tell which is which?

Ragdoll:

Ragdoll: This one is the dumpster.

Mr Freeze: They're both your fucking room.

Riddler: I swear if anyone looks at these messages, they will think we're criminally insane

Scarecrow: you fool. I AM CRIMINALLY INSANE

Copperhead: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Scarecrow: Nope, absolutely not.

Riddler: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Ragdoll: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Joker: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you :)

Mr Freeze: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

Ragdoll: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?

Scarecrow: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.

Ragdoll: Three of us saw it, Scarecrow. How do you explain that?

Scarecrow: *points at Riddler* Sleep deprivation. *points at Ragdoll* Paranoia. *points at Copperhead* Delusional personality disorder. 

Harlequin: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Scarecrow: Have everyone stand.

Riddler: Bring three more chairs!

Two-Face: The most important ones can sit down.

Killer Croc: Kill three

Ragdoll: Truth or dare?

Scarecrow: Dare

Ragdoll: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Scarecrow: Hey Riddler.

Riddler, confused but about to smirk: Yeah?

Scarecrow: Could you move? I'm trying to get to Ivy.

Ragdoll, banging on the door: Scarecrow! Open up!

Scarecrow: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Riddler: No, they meant-

Ivy: Let them finish.

Ragdoll: *passive-aggressively taps table*

Scarecrow: *taps back*

Clayface: What are they doing?

Ivy: Morse code.

Ragdoll: *aggressively taps table*

Scarecrow: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Copperhead: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?

Ragdoll: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Copperhead: but what's the first worst thing?

*Awkward pause*

Ragdoll: Copper- they- they weren't always orphans

Copperhead:

Copperhead: o h

Scarecrow: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Firefly: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning' >:(

Ragdoll: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Ragdoll: Go to Hell

Scarecrow, tearing up: I wish I could

Harlequin, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Ragdoll: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

Scarecrow: What is your biggest weakness?

Ragdoll: I can be uncooperative.

Scarecrow: Okay, can you give me an example?

Ragdoll: No.

Black Cat: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Ragdoll: I'm a knife.

Harlequin, from across the room: They're the little spoon. (/p)

Scarecrow: you love me, right Ives?

Ivy: normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it. 

Firefly: am I in trouble? 

Mirror Master: take a guess. 

Firefly, being handcuffed: no? 

Batman: take another guess.

Scarecrow: If you had to choose between Copper and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Ragdoll: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Copperhead: Ragdoll!!

Scarecrow: 63 cents.

Ragdoll: I'll take the money. 

Copperhead: RAGDOLL-!! QAQ

Riddler: You know you can die from that, right?

Scarecrow: *smoking a cigarette* That's the point.

Ragdoll: *drinking alcohol* We're trying to speed this up.

Harlequin: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

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Hope you enjoyed- be sure to go to Kit and thank them for being awesome <3

Have an amazing day, evening, and night. G'bye <333

- CinnabonSys (really likes this AU... and also really wants a working computer-)