Hermes pops into the Hades Cabin*

"Nico I- wow what are you doing, I'll come back later and try to wash this out of my brain and forget it!"

"Okay good." 

*10 minutes later*

"why were you doing that?!"

"I was hungry."

"But still no one does it like that and trust me I've had lots of years to do it!"

"What I really like the happy meal plus I got a Morpheus mythomagic Figure."

"Whatever here's your letter."

Dear "Son",

I liked your sister better she was all the things you aren't she was kind, sincere, never moody. While your just angsty teenager. The one chance you had to make everything right by keeping Percy in the Underworld so you could be the child of the prophecy. But no you had to blow it because you decided you had a crush on him. Now you date the annoying Apollo child. Unfortunately, you are my child and you're not the son of Dobby the house elf like that Draco Malfoy is. 

From,

Hades

(A/N)

if you don't know what the Draco thing means it's from A Very Potter Sequel and I thought it would be kind of funny to include