"Alright let's see who this is for."

"Oh for me I guess I should open it then"

Dear father/ Hermes

So, Dad, we need to have a talk. Why did you have to be the god of messengers like seriously everyone at camp expects us to deliver their mail, and they don't even let us read it!  But thank you for being the god of thieves we have some pretty sick loot we even stole Percy's sword... but since it's enchanted, it went back to his pocket. We demand that you give us good burgers, Percy told us you were the god of burgers we expect each one cooked to perfection!  

From,

The Hermes cabin but mainly Connor