Welcome to Heaven
Vaggie and Charlie in their room. Charlie is packing clothes into a suitcase while Vaggie sits on the bed, looking troubled because Charlie is overpacking a lot of things to the point she has a closet-sized suitcase, a guitar case, two extra large suitcase luggage, and a small handbag.
Y/N was in a stroller, as Charlie already packed several baby things for him.
Charlie: Ok, I have my warm weather clothes and my cold weather clothes. I have a light jacket, flak jacket and rain jacket- wait, does it rain in Heaven?
Vaggie: Charlie, you're only going to heaven for a few hours.
Charlie stands up and paces a bit.
Charlie: Vaggie, the three of us are only going to heaven for a day. And I just want to be prepared! It's our last chance to convince heaven a soul can be redeemed.
Vaggie: Yeah, I wish I could come, sweetie, but I have that...thing.
Charlie: What thing?
Vaggie: The thing with the.. thing uhm.. fuck, gah, I'm such a bad liar.
Charlie takes Vaggie's hand.
Charlie: Vaggie, you're my partner, I need you there with me.
Vaggie: Fine.
Charlie: Yes!!
Charlie hugs and kisses Vaggie's cheek. She picked up Y/N from his stroller.
Charlie: Your gonna get to go to Heaven! Are you excited?
Y/N giggled happily.
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The scene then changes to the main hotel room, as Angel Dust stumbles into the lounge with exhaustion.
Angel Dust: Oh, fuck.
Niffty pokes her head out of a plant pot with a feather duster before coming down to see him.
Niffty: You look messy! What happened to you?
Angel Dust: It's who happened to me, and the answer is everyone! Twice. Val had me working 16 hours straight on a fucking whim. The absolute dickbag. UGH!
While Angel is explaining this, he pulls his hands back to straighten his backside with crackles of bone being popped. He collapses on the couch to rest or sleep for the night. Charlie and Vaggie come into the scene with Vaggie holding two luggage suitcase, while Charlie is pushing Y/N in his stroller, all of a sudden, the wall explodes, freaking Angel out of the couch. Angel gets annoyed that it's the second or third time the same wall that was fixed was blown up again. Y/N cried and Vaggie picked him up.
Angel Dust: Argh! What the fuck is with that wall?!
Vaggie: Angel!
An female outline, revealed to be Cherri Bomb, appears from the red smoke in the now-destroyed hole on the wall, holding a bomb in her hands.
Cherri Bomb: What up hoes?
Angel Dust hears the laughter and immediately gets up from the couch with excitement.
Angel Dust: Holy shit! Cherri Bomb? Long time no see, baby!
Cherri jumps into the room.
Cherri Bomb: Angie, ya bitch! You been texting me depressin' shit all day! Figured we could tear shit up like old times. It's been fucking forever!
Cherri senses Charlie coming up behind her and gives the bomb to Charlie.
Cherri Bomb: Here, hold this.
Charlie freaks out and plays hot potato with the bomb.
Charlie: Ah! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Y/N: Bo Bo.
Charlie tosses the bomb back and forth in her hands until Vaggie takes it.
Vaggie: Nope, gimme that.
Vaggie throws the bomb out of the oh-so broken wall and said bomb explodes 'safely'.
Angel Dust: I love seein' ya Cherri, but I'm too tired. I need to pass out.
Angel tries falling back down onto the couch, but Cherri catches and pulls him up.
Cherri Bomb: You can sleep when you're double dead, fuckhead! Come on, what you really need is a recharge! A reinvigoration, a re—
Charlie: Responsible night on the town! That is a great idea! Hi! Charlie! That's my wall that you just blew up. It's so nice to meet one of Angel's friends! Agh! He never brings anyone around.
Cherri Bomb: Wonder why.
Charlie: Yeah, me too. Anyway, Angel and everyone else have been working so hard, I think they deserve to have a little fun.
Cherri Bomb: W-w-wait, they?
Charlie waves over to Husk and Niffty. Husk doesn't seem to care much, but Niffty is shaking so fast that shaking rattling sounds can be heard from her body.
Charlie: Yeah! Hi, everyone! Angel and his friend are taking you all out for a night of fun and relaxation!
Cherri mistakes Charlie's suggestion and tries to make her understand.
Cherri Bomb: Wait, I'm only here for Ange—
Charlie hands Cherri Bomb a large stack of money.
Cherri Bomb: —Ooh! Never mind, Let's GO!
Charlie: Make sure they have the best time tonight! Anyway, the portal to Heaven should be opening right about...
Just as Charlie predicted, the portal to Heaven opens in the middle of the lounge.
Charlie: Now!
Charlie grabs Vaggie and Y/N with both arms and throws them into the portal, and as she steps a foot inside, she turns back to the guests and workers with Cherri Bomb, waving them goodbye for the day.
Charlie: Bye!!
Charlie enters the portal and vanishes on the spot just before Sir Pentious walks by with a drink in his mouth. He notices Cherri Bomb and spits out his drink in shock.
Sir Pentious: Well! If it isn't my arch-nemesis! Have you come to meet your fate in battle, Cherri Bomb?
Sir Pentious doesn't notice one of Charlie's discarded luggage in his way and ends up tripping over while Cherri Bomb doesn't seem to mind about him.
Cherri Bomb: Apparently, I'm going out with Angel and I gotta drag your sorry asses along.
Cherri Bomb takes out a piece of gum and starts chewing. Sir Pentious hears her well, and is flustered by Cherri's suggestion. He immediately goes over to her and seemed nervous while Cherri faces him and blows a bubble.
Sir Pentious: Oh, oh, you and me are going out like for fun? I... I didn't think this would ever happen. *panicked* What-What do I do? What-What do I wear?
Sir Pentious grabs Cherri's shoulder for suggestion, but she doesn't like Sir Pentious touching her and grabs his claw to the point it seemed like she's crushing it.
Cherri Bomb: Don't fuckin' touch me, ya munted dickhead.
And with that, Cherri leaves behind the flustering Sir Pentious who is blushing red after Cherri touched his hand.
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The scene cuts right into the golden gates of Heaven where Charlie, Vaggie, and Y/N are shown to be outside as the portal closes behind them. Charlie held her son as she was looking around.
Charlie: Vaggie, Y/N, look at this place! It's so clean! Isn't that amazing?
Vaggie: Yup, super cool. Heaven. Wow.
Charlie, Y/N, and Vaggie approach the front desk where St. Peter pops up from behind his desk.
St. Peter: Hiya! Welcome to Heaven! Can I get your name please?
Charlie: Oh! Uhm, uh, Charlie Morningstar!
Peter opens the book of reservations that are supposed to be a list of names they've cataloging for those who are to enter heaven.
St. Peter: Charlie Morningstar, hmm, I'm not seeing you on my list here, that's so odd.
Y/N cooed as he looked at the gates. He reached out to the gates and made grabby hands. Vaggie smiled and let him grab her finger.
Charlie: Uh, uhm, my dad got me this meeting, so maybe...
St. Peter: Oh, Dad! Okay!
Charlie: Try Lucifer... Morning... star?
Peter realizes who Lucifer is.
St. Peter: Oh, fudge! Yeah, hoooo, hehe. Yikes, am I right? Are you sure you're in the right place? Because I think you might be a little lost.
Peter nervously flies down from the desk to Charlie, Y/N, and Vaggie. Vaggie is unamused of St. Peter, crossing her arms in disappointment.
Vaggie: Oh, here we go.
Charlie: No, uh... we're, we're here for a meeting.
Just then, high above the three of them, Sera and Emily suddenly appear in their angelic forms before turning into their humanoid forms as they land in front of Charlie and Vaggie.
Sera: St. Peter. We can take it from here. Greetings, daughter of the Morningstar. I am Sera, the high seraphim of heaven. You are gifted to be here.
The other angel, Emily, is super-excited to see outsiders from Heaven that she squeals and comes forward to greet them.
Emily: Hi! I'm Emily, the other seraphim, though you can call me Em! Emmy, E, whatever you want, I go by whatever. Welcome to Heaven!
Emily looked at the baby Charlie was holding.
Emily: Oh! Oh my gosh! Is that a baby? Hi there! Aren't you a cutie?
Y/N laughed and cooed at Emily. He reached out to her.
Peter flies overhead to get the gates open and starts to sing "Welcome to Heaven" begins. The gates open to reveal to Charlie, Y/N, and the unamused Vaggie the world of Heaven, a beautiful, clean paradise that is the complete opposite of Hell. Even the Angels looked completely different than the demons.
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Charlie, Y/N, Vaggie and Emily run hurriedly, unexpectedly passing Adam, who is drinking a soda, and Lute. They both immediately pause as they see Charlie and Vaggie.
Adam: Holy fucking shit balls, am I seeing who I think I'm seeing?
Lute: What is she doing here? How did she even get up here? And what is that? Another unholy offspring.
Adam: Who cares? I'm handling this shit right now.
Adam goes to challenge Charlie, Y/N, and Vaggie, but Lute stops him.
Lute: Wait! You want to start a fight on the promenade in front of everyone?
Adam: Better than waiting for the fucking extermination!
Lute immediately grabs Adam by his collar and pulls him to shush him harshly.
Lute: SHHH. Sir, what was the Seraphim's one rule?
Adam: Uuughhh, "No one but the exorcists can know about the exterminations". I know fine. Don't fucking shush me, bitch.
Just before they can settle this, Sera suddenly appears behind them both, teleporting them to an office-like building with just one sway of her wings. The light goes white on the screen before reappearing to show Adam and Lute being confronted by a stern Sera.
Sera: You should listen to your lieutenant, Adam.
Adam turns around and looks at Sera with shock.
Adam: Fuck! Sera! You can't sneak up on a guy like that, jeez.
Lute: Your highness, forgive me, but what are the hell-spawn doing here?
Sera: Well, you failed to control the demons' unrest, and now Lucifer is involved, setting up an audience for his misguided daughter. I never would have agreed to your... 'yearly activities' if I thought it would bring trouble to our doorstep. Keeping Heaven safe was my only reason for allowing it.
Adam: What do you want from me? I'm just one guy.
Sera: I want you to do whatever you need to do to keep this problem from getting any worse. Are we clear?
Adam: Yeah. Got it.
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Vaggie and Charlie are shown in their hotel room, Vaggie putting their big tons of luggage down as Charlie sits on the bed excitedly as she was holding Y/N.
Charlie: Okay, I love Heaven! Do you love Heaven, Y/N? I bet you do. Vaggie, did you see the ice cream shop? They had sprinkles made of rainbows!
Vaggie: Those are just rainbow sprinkles.
Charlie: Emily's going to take me and Y/N to a zoo where all the animals are actually soft! You coming?
Vaggie: Uh, I need a break. Y/N, hug a koala for me.
Y/N cooed happily and clapped.
Charlie: O.M.G! Can you imagine an actual koala? See you later!
Charlie zips right out of the door with Y/N, leaving Vaggie alone for herself. She lays on the bed and sighs, but there is a knock on the door a second later. She answers it, revealing Adam, barging right in to greet her.
Adam: Hey there Vag-asaurus!
Vaggie: Charlie will be back soon, you need to get out now.
Adam enters the room, Lute behind him
Adam: I'm not looking for the blonde, babe. I'm looking for you.
Vaggie: Why?
Adam: Maybe 'cuz you left the band; you tried for a solo career, or I guess it's more of a... duet!
Vaggie: I don't know what you're talking about.
Adam: Do you really think I wouldn't recognize one of my top girls just cuz you're out of uniform?
Vaggie immediately grows pale when she realizes how Adam has never forgotten her. A flashback cuts to show a past Extermination. Exorcists come flying down with swords and spears as they hunt and kill every Demon Sinners they find. Screams can be heard as many demons are being massacred by the Angels. An Exorcist flies down and kills a demon, before taking her helmet off, revealing it to be Vaggie with a shorter hair.
Adam: You were on the front lines, I wouldn't forget a bad bitch like you. It's why I named you after the best thing ever. Vaggie.
Vaggie: Actually, it's pronounced Vaggie.
Adam: Hmmmmm- no. Anyway, you sure fucked up, didn't you?
Cuts to a flashback of the Extermination. As Exorcists kills a demon, a sinner child is running away while being chased by a vicious Vaggie as an Exorcist. The child runs into an alleyway where he reaches a dead end. He turns, and starts crying where he is prepared to meet his demise. However, Vaggie hesitates, seeing the innocent child right before her eyes crying in fear. She reconsiders her decision.
Vaggie: Go, run. Now!
The sinner child flees from Vaggie right before Lute's shadow appears behind herr. Vaggie realizes she has been spotted before Lute stabs her eye out. Vaggie screams in pain. Her eye falls before Lute steps on it. She steps on Vaggie.
Lute: Sinful filth like you has no place in heaven.
Lute brings up Vaggie's head and rips her wings off. Vaggie pants as she watched Adam appear before her in a shadow silhouette before Lute throws her discarded wings away and sword before she and Adam leave. The scene then changes to Vaggie stumbling down an alleyway, now with only one eye. She collapses against a dumpster, before a three month pregnant Charlie, spots her. She puts a bandage over her missing eye, and Vaggie smiles. In return, Charlie smiles back.
Adam: To think someone as worthless as you landed Lilith's little hottie. 'Grats on that I guess.
Another flashback shows Charlie in the hospital after giving birth, fast asleep as Vaggie watches over the newborn Y/N, who's sleeping in a NICU, with tears in her eye, looking at him with joy.
Adam: And you became a step mom!
Lute was disgusted of their relationship.
Lute: Their love is vile and blasphemous.
Adam: Hot as fuck though.
Lute: And that disgusting hellspawn-
Vaggie put her spear threateningly close to Lute.
Vaggie: Leave Y/N, OUT of this.
Adam: Easy girls. There is no need to get violent in here. But I wonder what your bitch would think if she found out you are actually one of us, hmmm?
Vaggie: What do you want?
Adam: Simple, you work for me again and at the hearing, you're gonna help me shut this kindergarten snowflake bullshit down for good.
Vaggie: Never!
Adam: Oh yeah, you know, that's totally cool. I guess I'll just tell little miss butterflies and rainbows that she's been raising her baby with someone who's killed-- thousands of her people. I'm sure your relationship will be fine. See you in court!
Adam and Lute leaves the room, Vaggie scared.
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Y/N: Bea Bea. Ba bap.
Emily: Aww! He's just so cute and adorable!
Charlie: Thank you!
Emily: Can I...hold him?
Charlie:...Your hands, have they been washed?
Emily: Yes.
Charlie: Ok.
Charlie picked up Y/N and handed him to Emily. Emily smiled happily at the baby and held him.
Emily: Hi baby! Welcome to Heaven! Aren't you just a precious bundle of joy?
Emily cooed Y/N and tapped his cheek. Emily tickled his cheeks. Y/N laughed and cooed at her.
Emily: He's so adorable! Aren't you? Are you adorable? Yes you are.
Sera: Emily.
Emily: Oh. Ok. Gotta go.
Emily gave Y/N back to Charlie, who out the baby in a carrier.
Emily flew up and stood next to Sera.
Emily: I wanna have a baby!
Sera: 😦
In the angelic courtroom, where Charlie and Vaggie are sat down. Emily was holding Y/N, and tickling his chin. Adam walks by on his way to his seat with Lute.
Charlie: Oh no, not him again!
Adam flies up and sits down beside Lute.
Adam: What up, baby?
Y/N suddenly started crying and screaming in his carrier. Charlie picked him up and Rick him in her arms, shushing him.
Adam: What the hell's wrong with him?
Vaggie: He knows that your a pain in the rear.
Sera: We are gathered here today to determine whether or not a soul in Hell can be redeemed into the heavenly realm via means of this "Hazbin Hotel". Princess Morningstar?
Charlie: Thank you, Seraphim. Webster's dictionary defines redemption as—
Adam: Objection, lame and unoriginal.
Sera: Sustained. No further dictionary references please.
Charlie: Right, ok, uh, uh... uhhmmmm...
Charlie shuffles through multiple cards, all which have various dictionary references on.
Adam: If you have actual evidence, then show it already.
Charlie: We have a patron right now who is making incredible progress!
Adam: Who?
Charlie: Angel Dust.
Adam: Oh yeah, the porn demon. He's totally worth being redeemed.
Y/N blew a raspberry at Adam.
Charlie: Well, if you know so much, what do you think it takes to get into Heaven?
Adam: Uhmm... w-well... Uhh...
Sera: Is everything ok, Adam?
Adam: Give me a fucking minute, ok?
Adam scrawls something down on a golden piece of paper, before teleporting it over to Vaggie.
Vaggie: "Act selfless, don't steal, stick it to the man." Are you fucking serious?
Adam: Uh, yeah. Sure got me here, didn't it? Right, Sera?
Sera: He was the first human soul in Heaven...
Charlie: Well, I bet Angel is doing all of those things right now!
Adam: Then let's fucking see it bruh!
Vaggie: There is a baby here!
A spying orb appears in the middle of the courtroom.
Charlie: Your honor, may I present: exhibit A.
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At a bar
Cherri Bomb: Woo! Isn't this place the fucking best?
Husk: I'll admit, "Consent" is a good name for a sex club.
Sir Pentious: Niffty, dear, what are you doing?
Niffty: I'm sweeping! Ugh, look how icky it is in here!
Sir Pentious: That's because we're at a club, dear.
Niffty: Oh! I thought the hotel looked different!
Sir Pentious leans over to Cherri Bomb.
Sir Pentious: Ms. Bomb, I-I'd like to buy you a drink.
Cherri Bomb: Why? Didn't you say we're arch rivals?
Sir Pentious: Uhm... uhh... because I'm buying everyone a drink!
Crowd: Free drinks! I love alcohol!
Angel Dust: Good, I need a drink after today. You know, Val, he's into this waterboarding shit now, I don't know, it's a kink.
Cherri Bomb: Angel, enough with the Val talk. He already ruined your whole day, don't let him ruin your night too.
She took out three pills.
Cherri: Here, take one of these and you won't be worrying about nothing.
Husk: Here we go.
Cherri Bomb: Oh look! The drunk sobered up long enough to judge us.
Husk: I ain't the one trying to get into Heaven. Look, you want to fuck up all your progress? Be my guest. I just... I just thought you were better than that.
Cherri Bomb: Thanks, Captain Buzzkill. Come on, Angie, let's get fucked up! It's been too long!
Angel Dust: I uhh... I don't know, it's been a long night and I don't need to go too wild.
Husk: Hmm.
Cherri Bomb: Come on, bitch. If you've really been working that hard, you deserve a little R and R, some THC, or maybe PCP with DMT. Aw, fuck it, let's see where the night takes us, huh?
Sir Pentious slithers back into frame.
Angel Dust: I.. I guess?
Sir Pentious: Cherri, I bought you a shot. B-because I bought everyone another shot! Hooray!
Crowd: Yeah! Another drink! I love alcohol!
Angel Dust: Ah... Fuck it, let's do it.
Husk: *sighs*
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Adam: Heavenly people, what more do you need to see? The porn star chose a night of debauchery. That's not a soul worthy of being in Heaven!
Charlie: Uhm, objection! Are you really telling me you've never had a drink with friends at the end of a hard day?
Adam: Uh, we don't have hard days? It's fucking Heaven, bitch. You seriously gonna sit there and pretend like this behavior is ok?
Charlie: *growls*
Adam: What do you think?
Vaggie: I-I- I need to change Y/N!
Y/N: Ah?
Vaggie picks up Y/N and rushes out of the courtroom.
Charlie: What? Vaggie? I changed him before we left! *frustrated groan* Angel will make good decisions, come on! We have to keep watching! Please?
Sera: Yeah, I don't know.
Emily: Yeah, let's give him a chance.
Sera: Very well, the court will allow it.
Charlie: Fuck, yes! I mean... heh... thank you.
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Cherri Bomb: Round 12, motherfuckers! Heels are coming off!
Angel Dust: Ho ho yeah! Keep 'em comin'! Come on, right here! Come right here to daddy.
Sir Pentious: Oh, it's wonderful to have friends!
Niffty: Everything's spinny!
Angel Dust: Ha, I think you're done, tiny.
He proceeded to take the drink Niffty was reaching for, and gave it to Husk.
Niffty: No! Gimme gimme gimme!
Cherri Bomb: Oh come on, bitch! She can handle a little more!
Angel Dust: She's like 10 pounds soaking wet and— oh shit, where'd she go?
Niffty is shoving other patrons' drinks into a sack.
Guys at a table: Hey! Fuck!
Niffty: Dirty, dirty! Make it clean!
Angel Dust: Damn it, Niffty. Sorry fellas, here, next one's on me. Niffty? Shit!
Niffty's digging through a supply closet.
Niffty: Chlorine... Bleach...
Cherri Bomb: Angie, the fuck you doin'? You're supposed to be relaxin', not playin' nanny!
Angel Dust: Look she ain't used to this scene, I-I just dont want her to end up in the gutter like I used to.
Cherri Bomb: Pfft, WHATEVER, NERD, just catch up when you're done!
Niffty: *laughing*
Angel picks Niffty up.
Angel Dust: STOP!! You can't take tha- GOD, Niff, why you bein' such a mess?!
Niffty: I'm the mess...? *Niffty starts crying]*
Angel Dust: Oh, oh shit! Hey hey, Hey calm down. It's fine. Shh.. Hey, you wanna play with the kitty?
Niffty: *stops crying* yeah...
Angel puts Niffty on Husk's head while she giggles about it.
Husk: The fuck is this?
Angel Dust: She's wasted, just go with it.
Husk: Really?
He sees Niffty playing with his ears and wings.
Husk: Ugh, get the...
Sir Pentious fell off his seat and slithering over to Cherri Bomb.
Sir Pentious: Ahh... HEY, WOW!!!! Hey, so... I see the club has a sex room, so I was thinking, maybe you'd want to, uhmm... do a... sssSEX with me?
Cherri: I'm sorry, why would we have sex?
Sir Pentious: Uh... uhm... because I'm having sex with everyone here!
He laughs briefly before being grabbed. Crowd cheers, before dragging Sir Pentious towards the 'sex room'. Many sets of eyes are visible inside
Sir Pentious: Wait!
Cherri: You know, we can do this fucking shit every fuckin' night! You don't have to spend all your off hours "working on yourself", you little bitch.
Husk: The hotel isn't a problem in his life, it's—
Angel Dust: Valentino.
Husk: Exactly. So why don't you-
Angel Dust: No, Valentino.
Their eyes pan to Valentino at a large sofa-bench talking with some female demons
Valentino: Yeah, I'm here all the time, they know me. You're gorgeous, do you need a job? How many dicks can you suck? I could make you a star...
Angel Dust: Let's get the fuck out of here, okay? ...Where's Niffty?
Valentino: OK, yeah, bring me another drink or I'll fucking kill you.
Niffty is seen running towards Valentino.
Niffty: Bad boy! *giggles*
Valentino: Yeah, a star. Porn star. Ok, yep, bring me another or I'll fucking kill you! I said I'll fucking kill you, and I will.
Angel Dust: Excuse me! Pardon me! Get out of my way!
Angel tumbles onto the platform and grabs Niffty, who is still running in midair as Angel holds her.
Valentino: Holy shit, Angel Dust? What are you doing here, baby? You didn't get enough dick today?
Angel Dust: Funny.
Valentino: Who's this chiquita? You bringing me fresh meat?
Niffty bites at Valentino and Valentino yelps.
Valentino: Oi!
Niffty: I just want a taste.
Valentino: Weird, but there's a kink for that, I'm sure!
Angel stands up, still holding Niffty.
Angel Dust: Fuck off, Val.
Valentino: Excuse me?
Angel Dust: I said fuck off! I may have to put up with your bullshit, but you ain't fuckin' with any of my friends!
Valentino summons his red smoke chain and grabs Angel with it, pulling him close.
Valentino: You forget who you're talking to? I own you, bitch.
Angel Dust: Yeah, you do, in the studio. And you can do anything you want to me there, just like our deal says. But out here, I get to do what I want. So once again, FUCK. OFF!!
Valentino smacks Angel, sending him tumbling to the side as Valentino walks over.
Valentino: Enjoy the rest of your night, bitch, because I'm going to enjoy making you pay for it tomorrow.
Cherri: Fuckin' dickhead...
Angel stands up and walks back to his friends.
Angel Dust: Fuck it. It was worth it.
Husk smiles and puts a hand on Angel's back as they walk off.
Husk: Way to go, kid.
Niffty appears tears off a part of Valentino's fur.
Valentino: Ow! What the fuck?!?
Niffty: For my collection! Wait up, guys!
Cherri: Did you just call these cunts your friends? Thought that was my job.
Angel Dust: There's room for everyone, and ya know... you could come crash with us too.
Cherri: Okay, look, Angie, I'm glad this hotel shit is workin' for you, but you know me, bitch, I'm doin' just fine! In fact, I'm gonna fuck my boyfriend the moment I see him, okay? But if you need me, you know where to find me, yeah? Speak of the Devil.
She smirked as she saw Max walk in.
Sir Pentious: Is Cherri still here?
Cherri walks into the sex room with her boyfriend.
Sir Pentious: Damnit!
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Y/N giggled and clapped happily and made baby sounds.
Charlie: See! He did everything on your checklist! He was selfless, he stopped Niffty from stealing and he stuck it to that moth man!
Y/N: Baw baw!
Adam: Uhhh... well, uh... then why isn't he here then? Hm?
Emily: Yeah, why isn't he here?
The angels observing the court all murmur together.
Charlie: Wait... none of you know what gets someone into Heaven?
Sera: This questioning stops now. We know when a soul arrives, we know when they pass divine judgment, it is our job to ensure these souls are safe
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The orb shows Vaggie in the past as an Exorcist, a shadow falling over the darkened courtroom as she spreads her wings.
Charlie falls to her knees in disbelief as she was clinging onto Y/N, as Vaggie runs to them and Emily settles back by Sera.
Sera: I'm sorry... but this court finds that there is no evidence souls in Hell can be redeemed.
Adam: Oh, FUCK, YES!! I WIN!!! SUCK IT BITCHES. You better save the date cunts, 'cause we're coming to your hotel FIRST.
Adam snaps his fingers, reopening the portal to Hell, and cut Y/N's cheek.
Charlie: What... NO!! You can't-
Vaggie: You... Mother fu-
Charlie and Vaggie scream as they are transported back to Hell through the portal.
Emily: Charlie!! Don't give up on this! I'll figure something out, I promise!
Sera: That wasn't called for, Adam.
Adam: Yeah, But did you see the looks on their fucking faces, it was.... d-d- *stammers* Sorry....
The court, Adam, and Lute fly away.
Emily: Extermination...of human souls!? Demon or not there is NO reason to be doing this.
Sera: They were uprising, Emily. It is my position as the head Seraphim to protect our people at all costs. And it's your position to keep them happy and joyful.
Sera leans forward, putting her hands on Emily's shoulders.
Emily: How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?
Sera: Heaven needs us, Emily. Everyone looks to us... and we can't doubt ourselves or worry about the fates of demons when we have our own souls to protect. Please.... if you start to question... you could end up like Lucifer. FALLEN. I couldn't bear to see you suffer that fate, so please, let me worry about this, ok?
Sera kisses Emily's forehead
Sera: I'm sorry.
Emily puts a hand on Adam's list gently, as the episode ends.
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