Lance : Give me three reasons why I should tell you about my very much personal love life.

wendyisqueen : i thought we aren't allowed to text during working hours

wendyisqueen : i checked. its not past work time yet.not even a minute

Lance : Personally, I think that if you and I both do not speak of it, no one could possibly know about a little bit texting between us.

wendyisqueen : oh

wendyisqueen : ok

Lance : Reasons?

wendyisqueen : personally i think that offering kleenex isnt really enough for a heartbroken girl as thee

Lance : Thee? And that's only one reason.

wendyisqueen : thou should have a heart

Lance : -.-

wendyisqueen : that was reason 2, in case you're slow

wendyisqueen : three, you need to let it out hon

Lance : Really? Let it out to you? Gee, thanks.

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wendyisqueen : so r u texting me that shit or...

wendyisqueen : i mean, i don't wanna sound too desperate or anything

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wendyisqueen : screw it i am desperate

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wendyisqueen : screw you lance cold