To : Froya Trent <[email protected]>
From : Lance Cold <[email protected]>
Subject : Wow, Froya

I'm deeply impressed with your tremendous effort to delicately type out a long decent letter on my love life, but I prefer to live my love life my way.

>i know it's been a while since i had a serious talk with u cuz u know me, hahaha how could i ever have a serious convo without f*cking shitting my mini skirt?

I actually thought you were over that mini skirt phase.

>EW THAT SOUNDED DISGUSTING AWF

I completely agree.

>that's right. who's wiser here? f*cking froya hon

No offense, but I'd like to think that although biologically and scientifically you are older than me and your brain cells should be more developed and have undergone certain level of differentiation, I am still wiser than you by leaps and bounds. Wearing a mini skirt, for instance, isn't exactly wise. Like I said, no offense (HAHA).

Sincerely yours,
Lance Cold.