To :Lance Cold <[email protected]>
From : Froya Trent <[email protected]>
Subject : wendy

i know it's been a while since i had a serious talk with u cuz u know me, hahaha how could i ever have a serious convo without f*cking shitting my mini skirt? like that is f*cking much to ask for. BUT

u r my only nephew n i know i said it before but i f*cking laff u.u know, like laff laff u.a lot a lot.

EW THAT SOUNDED DISGUSTING AWF

watevs i shall get to the point now since god knows i still have to f*cking watch netflix. the thing is, WENDY IS A NICE GURL

okay, no no
YOU listen to ME

that's right. who's wiser here? f*cking froya hon

i didn't like jenny - i f*cking hated her if i m being honest (i always am). i never saw what u saw in her, like WAT. is there actually something behind that ribcage? say a heart or something similar? no f*cking no

now i 'll tell u what : i see a heart behind wendys ribcage ok. i checked i f*cking checked

make a move #lendy

oh i shall get this trending on twitter u just sit back n watch. haha just kidding i still have netflix to watch. oh think about what i said son. i ain't no kidding

laff
froyaaaaa