Lance : Somehow you never told me that Wendy doesn't even know how to play tennis.

anyasucks : OMF HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WUT

Lance : Stop laughing like that or no one will ever marry you.

anyasucks : you're just jealous bc ur not a girl and ur not allowed to laugh like that

anyasucks : wendy doenst know tennis?  why must i tell you that ?u must be delusional

Lance : Because you told me Wendy and I will make good partners, remember?

anyasucks : AHHAHAHAHAH i mean i couldn't actually picture her not being good at something

anyasucks : teach her you jerk

Lance : I will. I did. Why did I even sign up for this?

anyasucks : bc secretly ur in love with Wendy

Lance : Not everything in real life works like your Barbie movies.

anyasucks : wth I don't watch barbie

Lance : Keep lying. You're so gonna stay single forever.

anyasucks : like you're not. your jennnnnnifer will never come back

Lance : You did not.

anyasucks : oh i did

Lance : No more free rides from me. Or chips. Or movie tickets. None.

anyasucks : hate u