WE ARE QUEENS

wendyisqueen : OMG OMG OMG KATE IS SO SWEEEEEEETTTTTT AND SHE IS PRETTY AND AMAZING OHMIGOD

callmemia : this is one of the rare occasions where Wendy fangirls over somebody

anyasucks : IKR :') did lance treat u ok?

wendyisqueen : u know him. the usual ego bigger than d*ck thing. i get used to it already i suppose

Jade_bruh : Your description of him actually sounded very much like you.

Sarah/kay : lol

anyasucks : but Wendy u lasted more than a month! the longest anyone has lasted in that company was for a two weeks?

wendyisqueen : he's not that bad i suppose. apart from a big ego he's a gentleman

anyasucks : well froya did train him

anyasucks : but u don't need to be nice about him just because he's my cousin u know

wendyisqueen : no it's true lol

anyasucks : so does that mean u would give him a chance?

wendyisqueen : sorry WUT

anyasucks : because you're sassy and amazing and stuff and although lance may be annoying and egoistic at times i still love him and i want him to actually get married and have kids. especially if the kids are little wendys

wendyisqueen : whoa there. we are hardly acquaintances

anyasucks : im scaring u no worries lol. which reminds me, where are the others?

Jade_bruh : We're enjoying the show. What else?

Sarah/kay : totally

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callmemia : i still hate lance, though