To : Lance Cold <[email protected]>
From : Wendy Sullivan <[email protected]>
Subject : This Job

This is my fourth day working here and all I ever did includes : -

a) bringing you coffee (black)
b) bringing you files
c) handing you documents
d) picking up calls for you (because apparently your mum failed to teach you that)
e) remind you about deadlines

and

f) listen to you bickering at other people for not handing in their papers on time

Can I politely ask, when will I get to actually do some real editing? Just wondering because, you know, that's actually what I signed up for when I applied for this job.

Just saying.

Wendy