Zorah lies quietly on the ground as his daughter talks with her allies. Junior is curled up next to him, sleeping soundly.

"So that's your dad? He's fucking sexy."

"Anguirus!"

"What? Don't act like he's not true! Despite being over a thousand years old, he's still smoking."

Zorah raises his head.

"You know I can hear you, right?"

"Yeah, and I regret nothing."

"Gojiren might make you regret it."

Anguirus pales and giggles nervously as she turns to face Gojiren, who is growling and cracking her knuckles.

"Anguirus. Your final warning. Stop talking about my dad's sexiness."

"Right!"

Mothra then speaks.

"Your father is very powerful. I've heard stories of the power of Zorah Magdaros and the other Elder Dragon."

"Yeah. Apparently, when my egg was laid, the doctor who helped my mother lay it was none other than Vaal Hazak."

"Indeed it was. Despite her... abilities, she's a very skilled doctor. Just a lot of people are too scared to go ask her for help."

"I can see why."

The two little Mothra larvae run up to Zorah, and curl up against his warmth. Mothra giggles.

"Your father is a good man. It's a shame this world isn't very nice to good people."

"Yeah. Out of all of us, my dad has probably suffered the most. He was feared, not loved, for nearly five million years. He went to die in the New World, but was turned away. He washed up in a smaller form on Lagos island. My mother found him and nursed him back to health, and they fell in love. And then I was born. My father was the happiest man during those times, and he was always there for us. Until the nuke went off, and he nearly died. I didn't die due to have having my mothers blood, but my father was forced to find bioenergy sources."

"Bioenergy?"

"Like me with nuclear radiation, my fathers life depends on the bioenergy. It's one of the many natural energy sources of this planet. That's what my father told me."

They watch as the older Kaiju sleeps with the young children. Suddenly, Zorah's eyes open, and he looks up and growls. Several figures were descending from the sky. He stands up.

"Incoming."

They all look up.

"Ghidorah."

"Who?"

"Crazy bitch who wants to destroy our world."

Zorah growls, before reaching behind his head and grabbing what seems to be a hair clip. When he grabs it, it unclamps, letting much larger bunches of his hair to spill over his shoulders. He then marches to the volcano, and jams it into the lava. When he pulls it out, it's now the hilt of a massive sword.

He raises it into the air, then swings it in the direction of Ghidorah and her allies. A massive fiery crescent shoots from the passage of the sword. The evil Kaiju dodge out of the way, and the slash beam causes a brilliant detonation in the distance, which temporarily makes the sky orange.

The evil Kaiju land on the beach, staring at the orange sky above them. Then every Kaiju turns towards Zorah, who glares at Ghidorah, seemingly glowing with furious energy.

"Why have you come, destroyer?"

"I heard a male Kaiju had emerged from nowhere to combat the mechanical Gojiren. How strange that the only possible savior of the Kaiju could be my worst enemy's father."

"What are you talking about?"

"She means I'm the only thing large enough to..."

Zorah quickly jabs his sword into the ground and covers the ears of the children.

"... to breed with you all."

The Kaiju all blush, and Zorah sighs.

"So you wish for me to sire your children? Well if I've learned one thing throughout my life... is that you don't stick your dick in psychos."

"Hey! I'm not that crazy."

"Milady, you blushed when you started the creation of Spacegojiren."

"Who?"

"A clone she made from my DNA and a space crystal. It's that bitch right there."

She nods to a woman standing off to the side, staring at Zorah.

"I see."

"I've only seen her once or twice, but she's a tough bitch."

Zorah stares at the space clone.

"So she's like her."

"Who?"

"I'll tell you later. Now, we must fight these destroyers."

He uncovers the ears of the children, then stands up and pulls his sword out of the ground, before pointing his sword at them.

"I shall not join you, nor shall I submit to your will. I am going to live my life, not some servant to a mad destroyer."

"Then I'll force you!"

She charges at Zorah, who digs his feet into the ground and takes the punch. He then grabs her arm, and lifts her into the air, before throwing her back to her allies. He then inhales, and charged up and especially powerful magma blast. As they get up again, he rears back his head, and when they start to charge again, he unleashes a massive blast of heat and a condensed ball of magma. He then pulls the other closer to himself and shields them from the resulting blast.

When the heat dies away, they all look behind Zorah, to see an absolutely devastated beach, and several almost completely naked Kaiju. They slowly get up.

"You bastard! I'm going to break every one of your limbs!"

Zorah doesn't face them.

"Face me dammit!"

"I refuse to look upon anyone in such a state of undress."

Ghidorah blushes furiously.

"Why you!"

"Ghidorah! Megalon and Gigan have overheated, and Biollante has nearly been brunt to a crisp! We must flee. I don't believe we'll have much of a chance against that sword."

"Tch! Fine then. We will depart for now, but don't think we won't come back!"

Their glowing golden spiky golf ball of a ship descends, and they hurriedly board it. It then ascends as fast it descended. Zorah sighs and his sword melts away back into lava, and he bunches up his hair and clamps it again.

"Grandpa! That was really cool! Almost cooler than mom's fights!"

"And why the heck is that?"

"Well duh, he has a giant sword!"

"Speaking of which, you never told me your hair clip was a sword handle."

"Didn't see the need to. I could defend you with my own two fists"

He flexes. Everyone starts to laugh hard. While everyone is laughing, somewhere in the New World, something... stirs. Fiery orange eyes open, and a feminine figure licks her lips. Before she rears up and roars.

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