"Stop being narcissistic" Meera growled. "Narcissistic?! Wait, you? She meant you? Oh my god! I totally ship it. Even though I wanted to hit on you earlier, I'm so sorry. I totally ship it. "Woo Shik was clearly hyperventilating. "Hit on her?" Taehyung turned to his friend.  "Oh shut up I know you have a crush on Meera" Woo Shik mumbled and two pairs of chopsticks clanged against the bowl.

"You? Me?" Meera pointed at him and then at herself. "Akka, sambhalo. Unke saamne mat batao.(Elder sister, compose yourself. Don't give yourself away in front of them). " Alesha reminded. "I don't have subtitles" Seo-Joon added. "I'm sorry but, I've always had a huge crush and I'm sorry I really idolize you a lot." Taehyung confessed. "Lag gayi lanka (We're in hot soup)" Alesha muttered. "Oh that's fine. Then I have a favor to ask of you" she smiled and Alesha was confused to the bone. What was going on?

"Oh please go ahead. I'll try my best to do it" Taehyung promised excitedly. "This idiot here as always loved you all. Your band completely for like five years. And thanks to you guys we met. Can we get autographs?" she smiled formally. "Of course you can! You're an ARMY too?" he asked hopefully. "No. My reasons for being so invested in bighit now Hybe is her" Alesha was pretty sure hell had frozen by now. How was Meera being so composed and cold?

Seo-Joon could thankfully read the atmosphere and cleared his throat. "I have a question." "Go ahead" Meera cut her egg in one slice. She's pissed. "You're rich. Like really rich right?" she nodded. "Then why the protection services?" And she laughed like it's the funniest joke in the world. To the point she let tears out. It's an excuse to slightly cry. "I'm sorry but do you really not know the answer to that?" she asked still laughing. "Actually, I don't. Did I say something wrong?" he looked around nervously.

 "You didn't. Actually, all my money comes from a software app that  I created. You see I was a software developer until this idiot came along. And then within a year we were transformed. So I created the protection services thingy. All of my money comes from it. So the only reason I'm rich is that app" she explained. "So how are you the most sought after bodyguard?" 

"Well, it turns out I had natural talent in martial arts and I have a better clarity of mind. So I can see through your moves before they even arrive. And I'm sought after mostly because I can instantly make anybody famous. One because I'd be protecting them, second because I have an excellent PR team and I'm a complete Entertainment agency rolled into one. Including psychological treatments of all forms including insurances. So if I'm with a person, they're instantly famous. If they're already famous, instant superstar." Meera explained. "This doesn't make sense"

"Let me explain. PR team consists of only two people. Me and her. Never trust us because we are people that can cover up anything. I mean literally anything. She guides comments and I find places where the comments affect. I guide people to her and she maintains their emotions so even if client is dead, nobody will know unless we want the public to know. People who work with us are people I have raised personally so they are loyal to death. Although I tell them not to do so if their life is at stake, but they are adamant. And as to why Tae's manager is after us is because he wants us to collaborate with his company" Meera elaborated and now she was sure that the three men were traumatized.

"She's so cool" Seo-Joon mumbled and then covered his mouth. "I said that out loud, didn't I?" he gasped and the rest of them nodded. "I'm sorry, that's sort of dark but that's how the Entertainment industry works right?" 

"We have morals though. You do something really wrong, it's going to get nasty. Plus, with your stalker on loose, it isn't safe anywhere is it Tae?" she turned to Taehyung. "Tae?" he smiled wide. "That's the second time she said that. Don't act innocent" Alesha pointed out. "I do have a stalker" he sighed. "Why didn't you tell us!" Seo-Joon exclaimed. "Oh my god my poor baby" Woo Shik  hugged the younger.

"Hands off of him, let him eat. He's been hungry. I'll help you though" Meera added. "Why?" Taehyung asked. "She likes you. More like she wants to baby you but yeah." Meera pointed at Alesha who guiltily looked away. "What do you mean baby me? She's like.. I don't know years, younger?" he failed at calculating. "10 years younger. She prays every night and she's like please let Jin hyung be my elder brother and Taehyung  my younger brother" Meera mimicked. "Yah!" Alesha exclaimed betrayed.

"Yah! What's with the closed sign!" a voice thundered.