"I told you, John," Yoko said on the other line, "I don't want her in our house."

Well too bad, John thought to himself, because she's sleeping in your side of the bed.

"This will be the last time she sets foot in our flat, babe."

"It better be," Yoko replied bitterly. "And John?"

"Yes, love?"

"I want a divorce."

The line went dead.