im a Sheltered White Kid in tennesee so all i see are crows ok

i had just assumed ravens were the same size. like, smaller birds, not big at all. they were pretty much the same bird in my mind

and then i go to the grand canyon and see edgar allen poe's massive raptor from hell on a rock and i nearly pissed myself

"WHAT IS THAT THING"

"fancy that's a raven"

IT WAS GIGANTIC WHY DIDNT ALL THOSE AESTHETIC RAVEN ANIME  PICTURES TELL ME THOSE SUCKERS WERE HUGE

IM STILL NOT OKAY AND ITS BEEN YEARS WHY ARE THEY SO BIG

APPARENTLY THEIR LEGNTH IS TYPICALLY 2 FREAKING FEET LONG WHICH IS TOO BIG FOR A BIRD

why did God allow these abominations to be so large

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but yall aint seen true fear unless yall seen a turkey vulture. that is the true demon raptor and i refuse to believe they actually exist

these freaking mistakes in the name of God have wingspans of 5-6 feet and are a little over 2feet tall

i had a whole family of these demons possessing my shed. we had no idea such a thing even existed until we were like "THERE ARE GIANT BIRDS IN OUR SHED HELP" to the wildlife guys

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also deer are too small and it makes me angry