Gather all to hear the tale of spagettititi man & piano, a tale of the greatest hero of our time. Superhero Spagettti and his squad, the Crime-Fighting Pasta, take on a quest to rid the word of the one true evil - those tiny silvers of carrot that ur mom put in ur bootiful spagoti sauce to cruelly force to eat the evil Veggi Villian. note how spageti man has a beootiful meattball cape mmmmmm meetballs. also note the space between his loong spegetti hands is actually in fact a low opicity picture of a big plate of pasta, the detail, the glamour. plus he has fork hands. (not because real hands are hard to draw)

anyway we went off in a tangent so, spagett man wear helmet bc his secret super power is his long loong spagoot hair and when he takes off his helmet his bootiful locks blow in the wind and the villains alll fall in love with him so around us he must wear the helmet at all times bc too much exposure to his Godliness will leave us incapiratatwrdd. wth how do u spell that word. so basically he is medusa expectt the villains burst into love song rather than turn to ston.

anyway after defeting the Cruel Carrot spagghotti man wil do his victory ritchual by playing the paino bc spagot is fleoxible enough that it can bend and hit two notes at once and for the chords u need an entire army of spagætti bc there are lot of keys to hit but obvs spaggggteh man embodies all spahhegt of the natural world. so nice so cool. the spagetititii is twisting and turning and dancing in a glorious pattern and it bring hubris to us mere mortals or perhaps it detroys our hubris coz what does that word eveb mean.

okay y'all can start writing fanfiction now♡