Requester: Bearlywrote; Prompt: Cubbonyan asks for advice to FC Itsuki regarding his crush on Kukuri-hime since the two are close. The others compare him with his dad, teasing him playfully; Notes: Cubbonyan belongs to the requester. Kukuri-hime X Cubbonyan story. Before MS3.

This story will also serve as a coming clean thing, revealing stuff I made them go through. 

The SRS, now known as the Tomodachi Tanteisha. Was formed by the person behind Fictional Magic Tamer, but now under the lead of Amano Keita. The TTS may come off as an insane bunch, but believe me, they have their hearts in the right place. 

A few months after leaving the non-fictional world, they had been busy with moving into a new house high up in the mountain, big enough for all of them. Red, big, a meeting room, a canteen... Well, you get the point. 

They had also been recruiting new members. It was while a trio of newcomers were being interviewed that a certain cub happened to visit.....

Ring ring!

Three heads whipped over to the HUGE door the group's house owned, unsure what was going on here. 

However, the three in front of them were silent....

Until....

"Okay, who's on duty this time?!" Cha Hana, the oldest of the Cha triplets (sorta), shouted above, his voice reaching everyone in the household. 

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHO'S ON DUTY?!" Momota Kaito, the SHSL Astronaut, roared below. "BE A MAN AND TAKE THE DOOR!" 

"WE HAVE A SCHEDULE FOR A REASON!!!!" 

"Oppa, don't shout!" his twin brother, Cha Duri, yelped. "You DO remember that the people below can HEAR us, right?!" 

"Yeah, Hana-hyung!" their youngest brother, Cha nee Kwon Semo, nodded in agreement, seemingly unaware of the strange looks the new recruits were giving them. 

"Are they... Okay?...." a boy similar to Semo asked his friends. 

The other male shrugged, "I don't know. Don't ask me. I'm just as confused. They sure didn't act like that with us." 

(Another cutieeeee!!!)

"Liam, Noah, please, manners," the oldest, an adult male who looked like a postman, sighed.

"Alright, Mr. Paxton," they both chorused monotonously. 

NH Keisuke (from Never Hesitate) poked his head down to the group, "You guys are causing a racket, you know that?" 

"We do," Semo sighed in annoyance. "Hana-hyung's being stubborn." 

"Oppa has and always will be stubborn," Duri corrected. 

"Hey!" he pouted. "That was mean!" 

The two just sweatdropped. 

"Gosh, what on Earth is happening here? Did General Cha cause a racket AGAIN?" another voice joined them as Cha Do-un (Doeun can work as well.) entered the main hall. 

The only response he got was "Nope." from NH Keisuke. 

His kids, though? 

Semo sighed in exasperation. Duri facepalmed, massaging his forehead. Hana hit his head against the couch. 

"Obochi really thinks we like causing chaos," Hana dramatically groaned.

"And for good reason," his boyfriend, Unryuuji Knight, stated as he followed Doun in, unfazed by the very very cute pout Hana sent his way. 

( venusaura THIS IS SO CUTEEEE!!!!!!!!! )

"Meanie," Hana groaned. 

"He has good reason to," Doun deadpanned. 

"OBOCHI!" 

While the males were so busy arguing (well, more like Hana trying to convince his father and boyfriend that he wasn't the type to look for problems, which was failing horribly), Bao En had curiously went down and headed to the door to open it. When she got there, she slowly pulled it open, revealing....

"Cubbonyan?" she blinked, confused over the nyan's appearance in their household. 

"Hi there!" he greeted her cheerfully. "Is Itsuke in?" 

"Itsuke?" she repeated. "We don't have anyone in our household with that name- Oh, wait! I think you're talking about Itsuki!" 

"I guess so?" he awkwardly smiled. "Mom told me that his name was Itsuke." 

"Ah, it's fine. She probably got it wrong by accident," she waved it off. "Come in then! We have some tea, cola, and other stuff!" 

"Thanks!" 

And with that, Cubbonyan stepped into the household. 

He marveled at how big and lively it was. People were moving left and right like a school of fish. He recognised some, like Keisuke, Natsume, Touma, Akinori, Ayame, and Jorogumo (he waved to her, of course) plus some of the others who had been part of the prophecy to save the multiverse from Karan. He saw Steven Universe, Pearl, Amethyst, Garnet, and even Elsa from Frozen with her sister! 

However, he did not recognise the others. There were bees buzzing around the place, strange amalgamations helping out... It was so lively and colourful that he had to slow down to load it all.

"Woah, you okay?" another voice asked as Cubbonyan felt a hand hold him, making him turn to see the glorious leader of the Tomodachi Tanteisha himself, Amano Keita. 

"Nate!" he exclaimed with a smile on his face. 

"Hey hey," the male laughed. "We have too many AUs here for you to call me Nate. Please, call me Keita. Or TaTa, as a certain idiot-" "HEY!" Welp, Leo was clearly insulted. "-insists he call me." 

"FOR GOOD REASON TOO, BAKA LEADER-SAMA!" Shirou shouted while dangling from the ceiling, supported by some ropes. 

Cubbonyan nearly jumped, but as a result noticed something weird; Shirou seemed more... Girly now that he looked at Shirou closely. 

Shirou seemed to be a psychic, because Cubbonyan heard a chuckle, "Yeah, I do seem more girly from up close, don't I?" 

"H-How-" 

"She's good at that," Keita sweatdropped. "To answer your burning question, Shirou's a hermaphrodite. Shirou chose to be a girl, so that's why she looks more girly than before." 

"W-Woah...." his eyes widened. This was so fascinating!

She laughed, "I know right? Anyway, I heard that you were looking for Itsuki, right? Well, he's with Shin, Tae, Asuto, Ryouhei, and Yuuma out at the back." 

"Who are they training with?" Keita blinked.

"They're training with your NH self," Shirou shrugged. 

"Alright then," he grinned. "Thanks, ShiShi." 

"No probs, TaTa." 

The three soon left the hustle of the main part of the house and went out to the back, where a lot of cars were parked. The six mentioned people were indeed there, shooting attacks at a humanoid Youkai with a Kabuki mask on. 

"Oi, Itsuki!" Keita called out to the male, making him turn to the brown-haired leader. "You got a visitor!" 

That caught the others' interest, turning around to see the three there. 

"Oh!" Shin smiled. "You must be Cubbonyan, right?" 

"Yeah!" the nekomata nodded. "How did you know?"

"Well, Ficmata-chan liked reading Multidimensional Surge back before we returned to the fictional world, so we did some skimming. We left after MS3 began, so that's how we recognise you." 

"You seem cuter up close!" Asuto teased, causing him to blush. 

"Anyway, what are you here for?" Itsuki asked him.

"W-Well, I-I heard that you and Kukuri-hime are close, right?"

"In a way?" he shrugged. "Why do you ask?" 

"I-I..." his face was overheating he couldn't finish his sentence. 

Yuuma was smirking like a mad man, "You like her, don't you?"

"A-AHHHHH!H!!!!!" he covered his face in a desperate attempt to hide his HUMONGOUS blush.

"Awww, you're just like Cuddly!" Tae laughed.

"Whenever he comes over here, he's always a sputtering mess after seeing Jorogumo," Keita cackled. 

"That's all your fault, Keita," Ryouhei crossed his arms. 

"Who, widdle old me?" his eyes widened in mock-pain. "How cruel, Ryouhei-nii!"

He just rolled his eyes, not showing any sympathy for his fellow Youkai Acknowledger.

Itsuki sighed, "Anyway, I don't much about her, but she was kind of enigmatic to me too. Kinda annoying, if you ask me."

"Everything's annoying to you," Shin deadpanned. 

"Hey! Not everything!" 

"This is the exact reason why Shirou and the others have not forgiven you yet for dying twice," Keita facepalmed. "You now inhabit the 'They-Died-to-Protect-and-We're-Sad-But-We-Hide-It-With-Our-Anger' club alone." 

He just groaned in annoyance. 

Cubbonyan was unsure how to reply now, "So.... What should I do?...." 

"Well, as someone who is dating an oblivious person named Ryaku Mizuya, I think you should confess first," Bao En told him.

"R-Really?" 

"Mmhm. Gather your thoughts first before doing it. We can help you if you ever need the help too." 

The humanoid Youkai laughed, "Agreed. Here!" 

He tossed the Ark to the nyan, who barely caught it, "W-Woah!" 

He checked it, revealing his name as Kabuki/Darkairy, a Youkai of the Omamori tribe. 

"E-Eh? You sure about this?" 

"Mmhm," Kabuki grinned. "I heard stories about you, so you're good for my medal." 

"T-Thank you so much!" he bowed. 

"No prob!" Kabuki patted his head. 

"A-Anyway, I have to go now! Thank you for hosting me!" Cubbonyan thanked them all. 

"It's nothing," Keita shrugged, handing him a Nitendo DS. 

"Huh? What's this?"

"It's our group's phone. But we designed this specifically so you can call any of us during an emergency. There's a directory to help you find the right person for help when you need it. Since we've synced it to your brain waves (yes, that is possible), you just have to open it and call or text. Even better if you're in a world we've been to, even if it's in your world. We got a way to teleport wherever you are by tracking the phone, which will make it more efficient."

Cubbonyan immediately hugged Keita, "Thank you.... I really appreciate it!"

"No problem-o, kiddo," he smiled sincerely.

Just then, a "SEAWEED BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" echoed towards them, making the leader groan.

"Welp, you should head back now," Itsuki sighed. "We got an owl to hold back."

"Okay then," Cubbonyan agreed before he opened a portal and stepped through it, leaving the group to head back in.