You and Loona were watching Charlie's Hotel Debut on TV

Y/N: Do you believe in her cause?

Loona: If I was on drugs then probably.

Y/N: Heh...hey, can I show you a personal favorite track of mine? I listened to it when I killed people in Russia.

You put on the song Rasputin by Boney M.

Loona laughs as she holds her hand over her mouth

Y/N: What's so funny?

Loona: I can imagine you dancing while throwing knives at people.

You 2 stare at each other and snicker a bit before full out laughing

Y/N: I wish I did that now!

Loona: You fuckin' dumbass!

Blitzo enters the office as You jump over and dive onto the couch to act casual while Loona puts on a different video.

Blitzo was covered in feathers with him slamming the massive book onto Loona's desk

Blitzo: Hey! Cyborg! Take this heavy-ass book upstairs while I make sure I'm not having a nightmare!

Y/N: Yup.

As you grab the book, Blitzo notices something.

Blitzo: Hey Y/N...is that fur on you?

You look at your shirt

Y/N: I got a haircut...

Blitzo: But you don't have white hair-

Loona: It's my hair! I put some on him to see if he's allergic...It's a shame he's not. I'd like to see him spazz on the ground.

Blitzo cuddles Loona

Blitzo: That's my Loonie!

You go upstairs and lay the book on the long table on the top floor.

Y/N: Let's see here...

You read the book through and use your cybernetic eye to decode each word as you see it so that you can quickly read through all of it, you then draw the basic needs for the portal on the whiteboard.

(Narrator POV:)

Y/N watches as Blitzo and Loona enter the room 

Blitzo: What the hell is all this? Your favorite porn titles?

Loona: It's a portal spell, Blitz...

Y/N: Y'know...to the real world?

Blitzo: Right. So we need someone to draw this symbol for us so we can go to the surface?

Y/N: Yeah. It says that the person who draws cannot enter unless they are an Imp or Hellhound

Blitzo: Well we're both of those!

Y/N: I guess so. Unless you don't want me on a mission I guess I'll never draw the portal.

Loona: That's cool. I don't want to go on any missions anyway so you guys can go

Blitzo: Alright! Let's go for a test run!

Blitzo opens the portal as Y/N holds the remote in his hands. 

Blitzo and Y/N land in America. It seemed to have some strange festival going on.

Y/N: What are we doing here?

Blitzo: To kill those bastards who experimented on you! I heard all about it from Loonie.

Y/N: I'm not interested in revenge...

Blitzo: Well we're already here, and our target is right there!

Blitzo aims his sniper at the scientist who walked up to the stage

Scientist: First of all I'd like to say thank you for your sacrifices! My son would be proud to see me now...I'm sure.

Y/N: That bastard...

Blitzo lowers his gun as he turns his head to Y/N

Blitzo: Let me guess...You're his son?

Y/N: No...

Y/N holds Blitzo's shoulder

Y/N: His son was my brother...

Blitzo: So I was technically right?

Y/N: I'm not in the fucking mood for jokes Blitz! I don't care if you wanted to help. I'd rather see this guy rule the world than have him join me in hell for the rest of my days!

Blitzo puts his gun away with Y/N activating the portal

Blitzo: Alright, fine! Don't get your panties in a twist.

Blitzo jumps into the portal with Y/N following as Loona pokes her head over her monitor

Loona: You're back quicker than expected.

Blitzo: Yeah, cause Cyborg had a mental breakdown.

Y/N: I'm sorry...I just don't want to spend my eternal life in hell with that asshole...What if he ends up being stronger than me here? 

Blitzo: I doubt it...But we'll get another shot at him some other time. Anyway, we need more members if we're gonna make this an official company! If Loona won't come along then we can't have it just be us 2 doing the work!

Y/N scans his memory as he lights up with a smirk

Y/N: I know someone...

Blitzo: Friends?

Y/N: Not really, but they'll absolutely say-

(Y/N Pov:)

Moxxie: FUCK NO! AND GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE.

Millie: Honey, calm down! You're going to have another panic attack!

Moxxie: You're right...

Blitzo: I was told you 2 are ruthless! More specifically you!

Blitzo indicates to Millie while I stand beside Loona

Loona: Are you sure this was a good plan? 

Y/N: What part are you doubting?

Loona: The fact the chubby one has got a wife that is stuck to him like semen on a pornstar!

Y/N: He can be of some use...plus the more the merrier. 

Moxxie: Sorry, even though you're a fellow Imp! I cannot accept-

I walk over and slam a large suitcase of cash on the table

Y/N: Cheese...

Moxxie looks at Millie with a concerned face but Millie looked excited

Moxxie: *Sigh*...Where do we sign?

Blitzo laid a totally legit contract on the table for Millie and Moxxie to sign.

*We now go to the events of the Pilot*