(Y/N POV)

I sat beside Loona and Blitzo while Loona glares at her phone angrily. I scoot over

Y/N: What you lookin' at?

Loona: Nothing, shithead.

Y/N: Woah! Why the hostility? 

Loona: I'm always hostile, just fuck off!

I back off as Blitzo rocks to a song on the radio, we turn into the car park as we get ready to enter our parking space when suddenly, a pink car cut us off and we had to enter a quick halt!

Y/N: What the hell!?

Blitzo: Oooh! So THIS bitch sucks for life eh!?

Blitzo pulls out his microphone to shout at the girl in the pink car as I jump out and crack my knuckles to see a pink-skinned girl in fancy clothes walkout.

Blitzo: Oh shit! Verosika?

Y/N: Who the fuck is that?

Verosika: Blitzo, I see you've got your new boyfriend with you?

Blitzo: Hey, this cyborg ain't my boyfriend! He's too busy trying to fuck my daughter

Loona: BLITZ!

Y/N: Jesus christ dude, really?

Verosika: Hmmm. Now that I've got a better look at you.

Verosika walks over to examine me as I remain tall

Verosika: You're no type of demon I've heard of...

Blitzo: He's new to hell, and if you wanna buy him off us, good luck! He's our killing machine!

Y/N: So...you're a succubus?

Verosika: Popstar and Succubus. I'm pretty famous down here, you should know me.

Blitzo: It's a good thing he doesn't know you! You parking space thieving bitch! Why in the here are you even here!?

Verosika: I was told to come here so I and my team could produce music for the 9 rings of hell for this Spring Break.

Y/N: A week!?

Blitzo: Hell no you're not staying here for a week!

Verosika: Oooh? And what'll you do about it?

Verosika smirks and walks off as Blitzo follows when a muscular hellhound follows behind.

Vortex: You might wanna step down...

I grab the guys shoulder and turn him around

Y/N: Talk to my boss like that again and you'll regret it.

Vortex: Sure...

I was at the same height as the hellhound as my robotic eye glows and Vortex scowls

Verosika: Vortex, come with me. Don't waste your time on the walking pile of scraps.

Y/N: What is it with people and the robot insults?

Blitzo: Eh, well can you blame them?

Loona: YOU KNOW VEROSIKA MAYDAY?!

I turn to Loona as Blitzo crosses his arms

Blitzo: Yeah, we dated...

Millie: Was it before or after she became a Popstar?

Moxxie: YOU dated a Popstar!?

Blitzo: Oh c'mon! Why is this such a big deal with you guys?

Y/N: I mean...it's a Popstar...

Loona: It's...you?

Moxxie: She's got to be blind or something right?

Millie: What was sex with her like?

Moxxie: Millie!

Millie: What!? It's a Popstar! You'd wanna know what sex with Micheal Crawford was like...

Moxxie: I-...touche.

Blitzo: Alright can we drop it!? Y/N, Loona! Come with me. Moxxie, Millie. Find a temporary space for the parking spot.

(Narrator POV)

As the assigned team enter the building, Loona worries about her make-up

Loona: Do you think they saw me!? I did my make-up shitty today! What if they-

Y/N: Don't worry about it, Loona. You look lovely!

Loona: God, I didn't ask you Y/N! Just shut up...

Y/N looks at Blitzo as Blitzo shrugs

Blitzo: I'm not one for condoning you fucking my daughter but you make her happy so I allow it. But...she's not really being happy now is she?

Y/N: If you're blaming this on me then I didn't do anything.

Blitzo: I don't believe you and I don't care, just make her happy!

Y/N: Right...

Vortex is seen meeting with Loona as Blitzo intervene's, meanwhile. Y/N enters the office.

Y/N: Excuse me, Verosika Mayday.

She turns to Y/N as her crew stops the recording.

Y/N: I understand that you are a whore but it's essential that we get that parking space for Blitzo's ego.

Verosika: C'mon now, you've got one more offer. You could join us! I know how to turn you into a succubus.

Y/N: No thanks...I'm fine as I am.

Verosika: Why do you even listen to that dickhead anyway? He just pushes you around.

Y/N: He's not as bad as you think he is. 

Verosika: Or maybe you just don't know him as I do...

Y/N looks down and starts to have a moment of thinking. Blitzo kicks down the door 

Blitzo: That's enough Verosika! I challenge you to a challenge!...

Y/N: You said that twice-

Blitzo: I know! Ahem...anyway. Here's my challenge! I bet that you succubitches can't fuck as many people as we can Off before the end of the day.

Everyone in the room laughs as Y/N smirks

Y/N: I think they're scared...

Blitzo: I think you're right, my cybernetic friend!

Verosika: Oh? Alright then. Game on bitch!

Once the plan is set up, to the beach the team goes. Y/N and Loona disguise themselves as humans.

Y/N: I thought you said you were a wolf in your past life?

Loona: You don't deserve to know...

Loona goes off as Y/N slicks his hair back to lure some girls and possible guys in to kill himself.

Y/N and the group meet on the beach as Y/N dumps a body into the bag

Y/N: There, 14 kills in the bags! 

Blitzo: Great job team! There's no way that whore can-

Suddenly, a show appeared on the beach with Verosika leading it...she seemed to use some kind of magic to make the humans love her.

Blitzo: Well great! That whore started her mating call!

Y/N: Is that bad?

Blitzo: It means that everyone is gonna start fucking! Including her team. Loona, gimme the next one!

Y/N: Uuuh...she left.

Blitzo: What!? Where is she!?

Y/N scans the crowd and sees her, he makes his way over Loona as she was talking with Vortex.

Y/N: Hey, Loona. We kinda need to move this along. Can we get this going?

Vortex: Hey, man. We're just talking. I'm sure whatever you're doing can wait.

Y/N: It kinda can't! We're busy!

Loona: Y/N could you fuck off!? I'm trying to talk with Tex

Y/N: Why are you so hostile? I didn't do anything wrong, I'm just-

Loona: Look, Y/N! I'm happy that you and Octavia are a thing! So stop following me around!

Y/N: I'm not with Octavia! Who told you that!?

Loona: Someone posted a picture of you 2 together yesterday!

Y/N: It was my job! I'd take you over any girl any day!

Loona: Why!? It's not like I could ever love someone like you!

*SNAP*

Y/N steps back from the shock... realizing what she said, Loona covers her mouth while Y/N turns away.

Loona: I mean...I could love you, m-maybe...if you're not with anyone-

Y/N: Loona...just...

Y/N sighs and rubs his eyes as Vortex rubs his shoulder

Vortex: You good, man?

Y/N: Yeah. I'm gonna get to work. Can you just...talk?

Vortex: Sure, man. Hey, getting rejected sucks-

Y/N: I don't care. Thanks though...

Y/N goes off as Loona disappears into the crowd.

Not soon after, A giant fish appears from the water! The fish appears to be mutated...

Millie: I'll-

Y/N: I'll take care of it. Something to take my anger out on.

Y/N clenches his robotic fist as a blade comes out from it. He jumps up and attacks the fish, stabbing it and cutting a hole inside the fish to crawl inside and taking off his belt of grenades, he pulls a pin from one grenade and drops it into the belly of the fish!

The fish starts to explode from the inside out as Y/N flies out from the fish and lands down on the sand, the blade goes back into his arm

Blitzo: That was...BADASS!!

Millie: Fantastic job Y/N!

Moxxie: Woohoo!!! Hehehehe *Hic*

Y/N goes over to Loona who stands alone on the beach.

Y/N: Want to talk about it...?

Loona wipes her tears away and sighs

Loona: I'm sorry...I wasn't thinking. I just got so caught up with jealousy and the truth is...

Loona bites her lip as she takes a deep inhale

Loona: I love you Y/N! And...I'm tired of hiding it...I just...I'm just so sorry...

Y/N wraps his arm around her shoulder and pulls her into a hug. Loona hugs back

Y/N: It's alright. I forgive you...

Loona and Y/N head back through the portal, a victory won! And feelings amended...an oddly emotional episode for something like this show.