(Narrator POV)

Loona breaks down the door into the office 

Y/N: Hey, how'd you sleep?

Loona: Shit. Why?

Y/N: Just curious.

Y/N is seen cleaning his blade from his metal arm as Moxxie passes by

Moxxie: Have you 2 seen Millie?

Loona: I just got here, but if I took a guess. Probably off with a better guy.

Y/N: She's at the water fountain to the far right of the building. Close to Blitz's office.

Moxxie: Thanks, Y/N

Moxxie walks off as Loona tilts her head to Y/N

Y/N: What?

Loona: Why do you do that?

Y/N: There's no point in bullying him. I wanna have a good reputation with everyone in case someone does something good. That way they owe it to me.

Loona: Hm. I just like doing it.

Y/N: Cool. 

Blitzo: GET IN HERE GUYS! WE'RE GOING TO LOO LOO LAND!

Moxxie: Loo Loo Land?

Millie: LOO LOO LAND!?

Blitzo: LOO LOO LAND!!!

Y/N: What the fuck is-

Loona: SHUT THE HEAVEN UP!!!

(Y/N POV)

Me and the team exit the Van in front of Loo Loo land. I walk beside Blitzo as we enter

Y/N: I don't get why Loona didn't come. I mean...Loona! In Loo Loo land!

Blitz: She's never been one for amusement parks. Look, Y/N. If you're gonna fuck my daughter then at least know what she likes!

Y/N: It's not like that, alright? I mean...She's nice. But I'm not-

Blitzo: Look just keep an eye on the girl and I'll stick beside the horny bird fucker, got it?

Y/N: Sure.

I move over to Octavia and pull my shotgun out from my hip holster

Octavia: I've never seen a-

Y/N: Demon with a metal arm, I get that a lot. Trust me it's no blessing.

Octavia: Don't interrupt me, dickhead. I'm just saying that I've heard of you and that I've never seen you in person.

Y/N: Right. Aren't you a bit too young for me?

Octavia: Gross-

Y/N: You act as if my robotic eye can't tell your vital signs and the fact that your heartbeat has increased 5X since I walked beside you. 

Octavia: I'm 18, and don't judge me for having a fancy for the muscular demon with metal arms.

Y/N: You're 17, and I can totally judge you. 

A demon jumped out from the shadows but I blew them away with my shotgun

Y/N: Keep moving.

Octavia: You...take your job seriously, huh?

Y/N: Not really. I was designed to take out an entire army by myself. It feels kinda limiting to have to deal with small fries.

Octavia: Who designed you exactly? Are they from hell?

Y/N: Dunno, don't care. 

Octavia: Relatable...

I noticed Millie and Moxxie going off on their own as Blitzo came over to me

Blitzo: Here's some cash, go ahead and buy something for yourself and stop flirting with every animal in a 5-mile radius!

Y/N: She flirted with me though!

Blitzo: Yeah, sure bud. Anyway. Just go.

I go to where Moxxie and Millie are. I see them playing a game as Moxxie spends his cash away. I intervene and slam my hand on Moxxie's cash before he can spend more.

Y/N: What's going on here?

Moxxie: This guy is scamming me outta my mind!

Stand Owner: Sure pal, rules are rules. The target ain't goin' down.

I sigh and pull out my shotgun to shoot down every target

Y/N: There, happy?

Stand Owner: Hey! That's against the rules-

I grab the guys collar as my cybernetic eye glows a demonic red

Y/N: I don't give 2 shits what your rules say, I'm not getting paid for being here and It's frankly not worth it. I could be back at the office with an amazing funny girl waiting for me but I have to spend my time here with pathetic pissing wimps like you ##################! Pathetic ####### fuckin' ########## on a ####### you little ########## ass #####!

The guy scampers away as I grab the toy and throw it at Moxxie

Y/N: Here, enjoy.

Moxxie: It's not for me, it's for Millie.

Y/N: Yeah, if anyone asks. Just say that you won.

Everything around begins to light on fire as Blitzo lands in between us

Y/N: Sup, boss.

Millie runs over

Millie: Hi Blitz!

Blitzo: Oh! Hey fellas, nice toy Moxxie. Did you win it yourself like a big boy or did you need Millie to get it for you?

Moxxie: I uh...Won it myself!

Y/N: Where are the horny birds?

Blitzo: The funhouse, you guys go. I've gotta kill some past demons...

Y/N: Good luck.

I go to the funhouse to see a demon trying to capture Stolas so I blast their brains out.

Stolas: Blitzy!- Oh...It's you. Well, you're alright.

Y/N: Thanks. 

Stolas: Look, my daughter is upset. How much do I have to pay you to confess to her?

Y/N: Que? (What in Spanish)

Stolas: Confess! She's in a bad mood and I need her to cheer up so can you just say you love her? She seems to like you.

Y/N: *Sight* Look, I'll make her feel better but I'm not confessing. 

Stolas: Fine, I'll pay you 20,000!

Y/N: Sure but don't tell her that, she'll hate you more.

I go to where Octavia is and slip my gun away as I sit next to her 

Y/N: So what is it?

Octavia: I didn't...even want to be here...

Y/N: Why?

Octavia: I just want to go home! I feel safer there. I don't want to be around people! But I go home and it's just shouting! I can't go anywhere!

Y/N: You can't go anywhere because you don't let it...You're constantly saying that your problems are because of other people when it's just you.

Octavia:...What?

Y/N: You hate your dad because you don't give your dad a chance. And you hate people cause you don't trust them. If you opened up a bit more then maybe it wouldn't be a problem. 

Octavia:...Maybe...Thank you...

She leans in but I get off the ride

Y/N: Sorry, but I'm just here to help...I'm taken.

Octavia: Oh- sorry. Ahem. Right. Well then...Let's go.

I nod and take her out, she hugs Stolas as Stolas smiles at me. I nod and walk out of the funhouse as I walk back to the van to see everyone falling from the sky

Y/N: C'mon guys, Let's stop for some food on the way back. I'll drive to save you the effort...