(Y/N POV)

I sit at my desk and get comfy 

Y/N: Ahhh...my own desk! I feel like a proper worker!

Loona is across the room on a couch as she turns to me

Loona: You know, an office in the waiting room isn't what I'd call "Proper working."

As I spin on my chair, I stop and turn to the Eels in their fish tank

Y/N: Well, yeah. It's not professional, but I got Eels!

Loona smiles at me softly as I turn to smile at her

Loona: Yeah. Heh.

Y/N: So...why are you here in the first place?

Loona: Well I-

The door slams open as Loona takes a defensive position and I grab out my shotgun

Millie: We have an emergency!

I sigh and put my gun away as I sit down 

Y/N: What is it, Millie?

Millie yanks Moxxie into the room 

Millie: Moxxie's not feeling too confident about his shooting skills. We have to help him.

Moxxie: What? N-no! My shooting skills are fine Millie, I just said that I don't feel too confident about killing an innocent family.

Loona: Not a surprise, Mills. He's always been a pussy.

Y/N: C'mon, Moxxie. I'm not hating on you here but you should be ready for anything if you're working at this company.

Moxxie: I didn't sign up! I was forced here! When I joined a company about getting revenge on people in the human world I expected thugs, Mafia, Y'know!

Y/N: Well you should be ready for anything.

Millie: Y/N has a point, Mox, we should be ready. Now, Y/N, could you print a picture of an American family and Loona, can you hold the picture when printed?

Loona: Whatever.

Y/N: I'm on it.

I search up a picture of an American family as I print it out, then I go to grab it and hands it to Loona

Loona: Do I have to do this?

Y/N: I mean, you don't really have to if you don't want to. It'd be safer if I did it. 

Loona: Okay, if it means less work for me.

I take the picture as Loona sits in my wheelchair and moves away from the desk as Millie hands Moxxie the Crossbow and Moxxie aims at the picture. 

I use tape to stick the picture to my metal arm so that it won't hurt.

Y/N: I'm ready! You got this Moxxie!

Moxxie: Right...

Moxxie takes a deep breath and tries to shoot but keeps shaking.

Millie: Moxxie! Stop shakin' you're gonna shoot Loona's boyfriend!

Loona: That's false.

Y/N: Isn't the whole point you shoot me?

Moxxie: I mean...I don't understand! It's a family! In what instance would we have to kill a family?

Millie: I mean if that's what the client wants.

Y/N: Yeah, what if someone comes down to hell and wants revenge on their neighbor's dog for barking all the time. It's stupid but likely.

Millie: Exactly! All people are weird like that Mox. You never know what the client will want.

Moxxie: I guess you're right...I'll give this a go.

Millie kisses Moxxie's cheek as he aims at my hand when Blitzo enters the room with a girl at his side.

Blitzo: GUYS I WANT YOU TO MEET-

Moxxie accidentally fires as the arrow flies around the room! One of the arrows nearly hit Loona as I jump in to grab the arrow before it hits her.

Blitzo: Our newest client...

Loona gazes at me while blushing as I drop the arrow and take the photo off my hand, I throw the picture in the bin as I go over to hold my hand out to the new client.

Y/N: I'm Y/N. What are we dealing with?

Mrs. Mayberry: A whore who fucked my ex-husband and because I attempted to kill her I ended up here but she still lives and is praised as a hero...

Y/N: Sounds troublesome. We'll deal with it.

Mrs. Mayberry looks at my metal arm as I follow her gaze, then back at her.

Y/N: What?

Mrs. Mayberry: I remember teaching you to my students...You were a serious advancement in modern society.

Y/N: Yeah, who knew getting your body ripped apart and then getting killed by a Russian Spy would be history.

Loona taps her foot on the ground as she grips the couch, wanting to intervene but knew it'd look out of character for her.

Blitzo: C'mon now! This bitch won't kill herself! Or maybe she will.

Moxxie: It'd be a whole lot easier. 

The group head outside as Loona draws the portal and it activates

Blitzo: Alright! Let's go lick some ass!

Millie: The line is kick some ass, Blitz~

Blitzo: Mines better.

Millie and Blitzo enter the portal as I hold onto Moxxie's shoulder

Y/N: You got this. 

Moxxie: Thanks.

Moxxie jumps through as Loona taps my shoulder

Loona: Do...Do good. Y'know...

Y/N: Yeah. I will! Thanks, Loona.

I dive through and look around as I load my sniper

Y/N: Could I snipe from here?

Blitzo: If that cybernetic eye can help you see through walls! 

Y/N: It can.

(Narrator POV)

Y/N gets into position as he watches Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie get into position. 

As he scopes out the family he gets ready to pull the trigger when he hears a shot go off from the group's position and the family is alerted

Y/N: What the fuck happened now!?

With their cover blown, Y/N notices that the group scatters out! The best course of action in his mind is to save the others but he decides to kill the family members one by one to ensure his team's safety.

Y/N enters the house...It's empty. But it seems nice until you get to what looks to be a sacrifice room with Moxxie at the end of the table as 2 kids surround him.

Y/N: Hey Moxxie. How's the party?

The kids turn as Y/N shoots the girl with the sniper but the boy rushes at Y/N so as a reaction, Y/N slams his metal arm into the boy's head, which breaks his skull and his blood stains over his hands.

Moxxie: Oh God! That's so...ugh!

Y/N: Jesus christ Moxxie you're a demon in hell. Get over it.

Y/N unties Moxxie with Moxxie rubbing his wrists.

Y/N: The others are in danger. We should hurry.

Moxxie: Millie!

Moxxie breaks the window as he takes Y/N's sniper and rushes out.

Y/N: Sure, just forget about Blitz...

Y/N follows after Moxxie leaves as he runs through the forest and finds a phone on the ground with Stolas' voice coming from it. Y/N picks it up and crushes it before he continues forward.

When they arrive, Moxxie shoots at the target they were assigned while her husband tries to escape with Y/N holding his shotgun at his head.

Y/N: Any last word?

Husband: Isn't-

The husband's head is blasted into bits as Y/N puts his gun into his holster.

Y/N: I know what I said.

Millie: Oh, Moxxie!

Blitzo falls to the ground so Y/N helps him up

Blitzo: Thanks for the help, Y/N! At least someone helped...

Moxxie: I'm sorry sir! I compromised the mission...it won't happen again! I promise...

Blitzo hugs Moxxie

Blitzo: Don't mention it! But you pull a stunt like that agaaaain I will fuck you and your wife! Okay, cool? Let's go!

Blitzo enters the portal as Moxxie rubs his head 

Millie: You okay Hun?

Moxxie: I'm alright, honey. Just tired.

Y/N: Let's get you to bed then. 

Y/N enters the portal with Millie and Moxxie following behind! The group celebrates with a cake while Moxxie stares at it 

Millie: Oh did you see him out there? My little Mox Mox!

Loona nudges Y/N as he turns to her.

Y/N: What is it?

Loona: Good to see you're still alive. 

Y/N: Heh, what? You were concerned about me?

Loona: What- I'm...shut up!

Blitzo: Y/N are you attempting to fuck my daughter again!?

Y/N: I never attempted in the first place!

Mrs. Mayberry: That's kinda messed up, but I'm paying for it!

The group chuckles as Y/N and Loona cuddle up close and accidentally hold each other's hands without knowing so.