Your right arm ripped from your torso, your left leg from your hip, your eye from your head, your brain from your skull, and your memories from your cybernetic head. A demonic experiment. Fitting for where you were about to go.

You blocked the knife swing with your robotic right arm. Your opponent dropped the knife and kicked your right leg to throw you off! Then they grabbed the knife in mid-air and stabbed your chest, slicing you open like a pumpkin with your guts falling out as you...well...

Died

(Narrator POV)

It's 5 years before Blitzo opens up I.M.P and Y/N comes falling from the sky as he crashes into an alleyway 

Y/N: Uuugh...fuckin' bitch...

Y/N curses up to Heaven for banishing him to hell. Y/N struggles but is able to climb out of the trash as wipes the garbage off his body.

Demon: Hey bud, you came to the wrong-

The demon behind him was shot almost immediately by Y/N with the demon's head being blown off by Y/N's main weapon; the sawed-off shotgun

Y/N: Sorry. I'm a bit trigger happy.

He walks out of the alleyway and looks around at the city around him, he questions if this is really hell as it looks to be more like Detroit. Or if Hitler won World War 2.

A small Imp pushes past Y/N

Moxxie: I'm so sorry- Oh...Satan, you wreak of human.

Y/N: Yeah, where do you think I came from?

Moxxie: The trash?

Y/N looks back at the alleyway he came from as he sighs and gets out his Shotgun

Y/N: This is hell, right?

Moxxie: Yeah...?

Y/N aims his gun at Moxxie with another Imp jumping in, she stabs violently at Y/N

Y/N: JESUS! WHAT THE HELL!?

She tries to stab his head but her knife breaks, Y/N grabs her leg with his right hand and slams her into the ground

Y/N: You just earned yourself a ticket to hell!- Wait.

While Y/N was confused by his own one-liner. The girl kicks Y/N's gun away then tries to kick his left leg but feels the metal of it connect with her leg causing the shock of pain to throw her off guard.

Millie: AAH! 

Millie rubs her leg with Moxxie shooting at Y/N but then, in that moment, Y/N displays his strength by using his cybernetic eye to track the bullet then grab it out of mid-air with his robotic hand. He then crushed it and dropped the remains of the bullet.

Y/N: Nice aim...for someone with baby hands.

Millie throws her knife at Y/N as it stabs his shoulder but it didn't hit anything vital so Y/N is able to rip the knife out effortlessly.

Y/N, now furious, turns to face his targets but sees that they've both left.

Y/N: Yeah...run!

Y/N straps his Shotgun into the holster at the back of his hip and walks down the street with everyone continuing about their day. Not surprising, this was supposed to be hell after all. 

With the situation catching up to Y/N and realizing that there is no way back to Earth, he decides to make his mark in hell.

(Y/N POV)

I enter a nearby tavern and sit at the bar

Y/N: You can tell how old this place is...

Bartender: How?

Y/N: This place is called a "Tavern" and you're selling Ale...

Bartender: Well, you're new to hell. Tell us what's going on up there.

Y/N: Uh...Well, there's this place called "Twitter" which is where most of the demons are being made. It's basically China if you've heard that story.

Bartender: Oh yeah, Ol' Blitzo here told me about that story.

I turn to look at Blitzo who was staring at me

Y/N: You...you good?

Blitzo: The O in Blitzo is silent! Are you gay?

Y/N: No, but I am a furry.

Blitzo laughs and aims a gun at me. I expected this so when he shoots at me I let my robotic head catch the bullet.

Y/N: Yeah that's what most people attempt to do.

Blitzo: Most people? Lemme guess the others fuck you!

Y/N: Otherway around.

Blitzo: Right, you're not gay. That's a shame! I'm absolutely a top!

Y/N: Someone your size? The only top you're getting is with a rat.

Blitzo clears his throat as Y/N feels sick

Y/N: Uughh! You sick bastard!

Blitzo: I didn't actually fuck a rat!

Y/N: Oh- thank God...or I guess...Satan

Blitzo: Yeah, besides, I like horses.

Y/N: Horses count as furries...

Blitzo: Well, I can tell you're not one of those weird ones who have strange outfits and say UwU.

Y/N: No. I just...like furry people. A specific kind of them to be honest. 

Blitzo: And that is?

Y/N: One's that aren't weird. But you rarely find them.

Blitzo: Tell me about it, if you're a furry you should look at getting a hellhound! I've got one of my own and people can't stop wanting to fuck her!

Y/N: That's concerning...

Blitzo: Hell yeah! 

Y/N: So you're into horses? Are you into My Little Pony or some shit?

Blitzo: I sure am! 

Y/N: Heh. I'd shoot you if you weren't so nice to talk to.

Blitzo: That's usually what most people say. Come to my place!

Y/N: I can't-

Blitzo: I wasn't asking!

I look at Blitzo as he gets off his seat and walks to the door, I shrug and follow him to a tall office building.

Y/N: This is yours?

Blitzo: No, I stole it!

Y/N: Can't blame you...

As we enter we are met with an office building lobby with a strange figure behind a desk hiding their face by looking at the monitor. Presumably the receptionist.

Blitzo: Hello Loonie! I met a new friend!

Loona: Blitz if you're gonna fuck keep it down!

Y/N: I'm not gay.

Loona gets up and looks at me, we lock eyes as my heart pounds

Loona: I-uh...Hey.

She brushes her hair behind her ear only for it to fall back into place.

I brush my hair to the left only for it to fall down so I blow it out of my eyes.

Y/N: Sup...You...um, I'm Y/N.

Loona: Hey...I'm Loona.

She blushes while her tail wags 

I can't help but try to stop myself from smiling

Blitzo: Am I interrupting something? Stop having eye sex with my daughter!

Loona: DAD- Urgh! Blitz! Shut the hell up!

Y/N: Sorry, what is this place...?

Blitzo: It's my home! I want to start a business but I don't know what on...I want to do It on killing people on Earth so people can get the revenge! But I don't have a name for the company and the only one who has the book to do this wacky shit is...Stolas.

Y/N: Who?

Loona: He's a rich demon who has a kink for Imps.

Y/N: Ah...Well, I'm sure you can top him for the night-

Blitzo: You don't get it! I can do kinky! But not...that...

Y/N: C'mon can't be that bad-

Blitzo shows me a picture of him

Y/N: It's a bird...

Blitzo nods aggressively while I rub my chin to try to think of a bright side.

Y/N: Well...I mean-... It's...you could...it's...there's-

Loona: Don't hurt yourself...

Blitzo: Plus, I need members...whiiiich is why I asked you to come by! You've got...robot stuff! Surely you could make a valuable asset!

Y/N: Sure. I don't see why I shouldn't sign up.

Blitzo slides up to my face, getting uncomfortably close to me.

Blitzo: But don't you DARE fuck my daughter...

Loona: JESUS BLITZ!

Y/N: Wouldn't think of it, sir!

Loona: Wait...really?

Y/N: I mean-

Blitzo pushes me to the ground as he steps on my gut

Blitzo: Alright! I'm going to think of a way to get that book!

He walks over my body as he goes to the elevator

Blitzo: Come with me Loonie, I don't trust you with him alone.

Loona: No...

Blitzo: Fine! But don't do anything suspicious!

Blitzo leaves as I get up with Loona standing beside me.

Loona: You alright, dude?

I stand over her as she looks up at me. She was up to my shoulder but that's kinda what made her cute.

Y/N: Yeah. Just peachy...Never thought I'd end up here when I died.

Loona: Neither did I. So...How DID you die?

Y/N: American scientist. They ripped my body apart and replaced it with robotic enhancements. Then I was brainwashed and basically overthrew the German government aaaaand then! I was sent here.

Loona: Sounds like the origin story for a kickass hero. Too bad there are no heroes in hell.

Y/N: I wouldn't call that a bad thing. Well...you asked me so it's only fair if you tell me how you died?

Loona: Hit by a car. I was originally a wolf but when an animal dies in the human world they become a hellhound.

Y/N: Huh, you seem pretty calm sharing this info. I thought you'd be more violent.

Loona: I'm violent. I could rip you to shreds in seconds! I just like you cause of your metal arm.

I move my arm around and hold it out to her

Y/N: Want to use it?

Loona: You're not ripping my arm off!

Y/N: What? No! No. I mean the outer skin.

I take the shell off my metal arm as its endoskeleton is revealed underneath, Loona puts it on around her right arm.

Loona: So what can it do?

Y/N: What do you mean?

Loona: Doesn't it have missiles, machine guns, or anything like that?

Y/N: You can't fit all that into a metal arm, but you can do this!

I make Loona clench her fist as a knife slides out the top of her wrist 

Loona: Woaah. 

After swinging it around for a bit she unclenches her fist as the knife slides back in, I take the arm off her and strap it on around the endoskeleton for my robotic arm

Y/N: It happens every time you clench your fist. So it's a bit annoying.

Loona: Mhm, well...I'm going to be down here if you need me. You might want to help my boss plan out his next move.

Y/N: I'll do that. See you around!

I get into the elevator and wave bye to Loona as I make my way up.