Y/N stirs awake in an unfamiliar bed. He notices a lump under the covers and removes it to see a nude Millie. Remembering everything that happened last night, Y/N can't help but smile in pride.

Y/N: Fucking a shortstack and her femboy husband, I'm proud of myself.

Getting up, Y/N goes to the bathroom, only to be met with a pleasant surprise.

The hybrid male whistles at the flustered Moxxie.

Y/N: No matter how many times I see it, that ass is mesmerizing and takes my breath away.

???: Tell me about it.

Turning around, Y/N is met with another pleasant surprise.

Y/N: You both need to cover up or something, otherwise we'll never make it to work today.

Timeskip
Y/N pov
Well, we made it to work 10 minutes late, but Blitzø didn't really care. He's actually in a meeting with some purple skinned chick. Her story is a sad but interesting one.

Flashback (Mayberry will be demon her talking while Mrs. Mayberry will be human her talking)
Mayberry: I was a good person, before it all went down. I was good my entire life.

Mrs. Mayberry can be seen writing "Good Morning" on a blackboard.

Mrs. Mayberry: Good morning!

As she turns to her class, she tosses up a piece of chalk before catching it.

Mrs. Mayberry: I hope you all did your homework.

As every student smiles while bouncing in their chairs, and a boy slides into a corner with a dunce cap, they all start singing.

https://youtu.be/MOKQ0C74xpI

As the kids sing "la la la" over and over again, Mrs. Mayberry has a realization. She frantically turns to her class.

Mrs. Mayberry: Oh my stars! Stop singing, children! Hush up, now!

The class goes silent.

Mrs. Mayberry: I forgot it's my husband's birthday! I didn't get him anything special!

Girl: Maybe if we call him, we could do a happy birthday surprise!

Mrs. Mayberry does that, but is met with a horrible surprise. Her husband is cheating on her with a random blonde woman. Her red face turns into one of shock while her students stare at her in fear. Shadow casted over her eyes, Mrs. Mayberry walks to the door of her classroom, only for one of her students to grab her hand.

Girl: Mrs. Mayberry! Remember what you taught us? Think before you act!

As Mrs. Mayberry leaves, her students witness her speed off in her var through the window. After she's out of sight, they go to her computer.

Jarold: Okay-Oh, shit! Sweetie, what are you doing here?

Mrs. Mayberry: Shut up, Jarold!

A gunshot rings as a woman's scream is heard. 

Mrs. Mayberry: You scream like a bitch!

Someone, presumably Mrs. Mayberry revs a chainsaw before blood splatters onto the computer screen. The students watch in horror as their once kind teacher kills a woman.

Jarold: Oh, god! What have you done? Sh-she had a family!

Mrs. Mayberry starts crying.

Mrs. Mayberry: We could've had a family!

As gunshots are heard, Mrs. Mayberry wipes away the blood and looks at her students with a look of sudden realization.

Mrs. Mayberry: Oh, dear God. What have I done...? In front of you all

Mrs. Mayberry starts crying at ruining her student's innocence and traumatizing them,

Mrs. Mayberry: I'm so sorry, my children! Don't forget to work on your times tables!

The children watch as their teacher kills herself via gunshot. They faint at the sight.

Mayberry: You do everything right in life, play by all the rules and still get sent down here with all the Hitlers and Epsteins of the world!

Flashback end
Mayberry: After one measly massacre propelled by blind rage. So, that's why I'm here.......

The woman comes out of the shadows, reveling her new demonic form. 

Mayberry:......revenge. 

Blitzø: I mean, was she hotter?

Mayberry glares at the smirking Imp. Said Imp is casually leaning against his desk without a care in the world.

Blitzø: I'm just saying, I had a hard time understanding the unprompted melodrama you just spat at me, tits.

Angry at Blitzø, Mayberry's red aura starts to flare. Said Imp stands up from his desk and walks towards her.

Blitzø: See, we take revenge out on the living, and it sounds like the core cast of your sitcom of death frankly are all probably down here in Hell with you. Boop!

Blitzø boops Mayberry on the nose, causing her to walk towards him while clenching her purple clawed hand.

Mayberry: Not... all of them. That whore survived. Now, they all call her a hero. Between the talk shows and the donation bullshit, she made so much goddamn cash... getting shot was the best thing to happen to her!

An enraged Mayberry slams her hands on Blitzø's desk, making him recoil with slight fear.

Mayberry: SHE IS NOT A HERO!

The frightened Blitzø frantically shakes his head in agreement.

Blitzø: Mm-hmm. Yeah! Okay, yeah, my thoughts exactly

As Blitzø nods his head, he presses a silent alarm button under his desk. This makes a light blink with a label that reads "Deranged client". There are other labels alongside that one that say More coffee," "Soiled my pants," "Horny client," "Client giving birth," "Ghost," and "Stolas."

Y/N pov
Me and the rest of the gang are in the lobby. Me and Loona are on the couch with her laying in my lap while Millie helps Moxxie shoot a crossbow. The femboy Imp is visibly shaking while he aims at a picture being held by Loona. On the picture is a smiling family consisting of a father, a mother, a baby and two children.

Millie: Moxxie, stop shakin'! You're gonna shoot our only hellhound!

Loona: Wow. I feel soooo loved here.

Y/N: Bitch what am I? A roach?

Millie: A horn dog. But take a deep breath Moxxie and let it out!

Moxxie: But it's a family! Under what circumstances would we ever need to kill a human family?

Millie: I mean, if that's what the client wants.

Moxxie: Maybe like a shitty dad. Or a mob family. *stereotypical Italian accent* That's understandable. *normally* But to eradicate an entire innocent, seemingly in this instance, upper middle class family bloodline?

Loona thinks for a moment before getting an idea.

Loona: Hey! You don't know they're innocent! The son probably sets dogs on fire, maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online, and this guy...this guy definitely watches.

Moxxie: But-

Y/N: I used to kill people for a living, Mox, so I can tell you that everyone has their secrets no matter how innocent they look. For example, there were two boys that abducted, tortured, and killed a two year old kid back in '93. And guess what, they were only 10 years old. 

Millie: Who's guilty and who isn't aren't our business Moxxie.

Y/N: She's right, we kill who the client wants. 

Blitzø suddenly bursts through the door with a woman.

Blitzø: Guys I want you to meet-

Startled, Moxxie accidentally shoots the crossbow and the bolt ricochets around the room. Millie manages to jump into Moxxie's arms to avoid being hit. The bolt then hits the picture held by a stunned Loona who quickly holds on to me. The bolt hits the leg of a tank that contains electric eels that Blitzø thought would add a nice touch to the room. Before the bolt can hit Mayberry, Blitzø manages to catch it with one hand.

Blitzø: -our newest client!

Due to the weak leg, the tank of eels falls over. Glass, water, and eels spill everywhere and the eels set the place on fire.

Blitzø: Dammit Moxxie, I just bought those eels!

I called whatever the Hell version of a Fire Department is and they came surprisingly quickly. As the Imp Firefighters carry away the eels, the 5 of us are seeing Mayberry off as she leaves in a taxi.

Blitzø: Byyyyye! And, don't worry, we'll get that skank for ya!

Y/N: We'll kill her in less than 24 hours or it's free!

Blitzø: Great idea newbie, have another treat!

He throws the dog treat in the air and I catch it with my mouth. Call it what you want, but these biscuits are tasty.

Moxxie: When did we start implementing that deal?

Blitzø glares at Moxxie.

Blitzø: When you set fire to my office in front of a CLIENT, YOU FUCKIN' DIPSHIT! Now someone PLEASE tell me that fancy book is still intact!

While Blitzø yells his head off, I look at a billboard Blitzø got a while ago. I'm no grammar Nazi, but the spelling is incredibly sad.

Y/N: Wait what book? I didn't know you read boss.

Loona: He means this book dumbass. Our only ticket to the other side.

Loona pulls out a nice looking book. 

Blitzø: And that's why you're my favorite, Loonie. *baby talk* You get a tweat now!

Blitzø holds up a dog treat for her.

Loona: Ew. Stop.

Shrugging, Blitzø throws the treat to me, to which I eat it again. Loona recoils in disgust at this.

Loona: Gross!

Y/N: Don't patronize me, I got a lot of that from my therapist when I was still alive.

Millie drew a Pentagram on the wall, which became a red portal.

Blitzø: Now let's go lick some ass!

Y/N: It's kick some ass.

Blitzø: Mine's better.

All four of us walk through the portal to the human world. Gotta say, I didn't expect to be back here any time soon. This is actually a nice looking house our target lives in. It's a small red house next to a lake and forest. The four of us sneak to the window as Blitzø peers into it. Due to my height, I have to get on all fours.

Blitzø: That's gotta be her. *chuckles* This is too easy. Moxxie, do you want this one?

Moxxie looks surprised, but happy his boss wants him to do a job.

Moxxie: Me?

Blitzø: Yeaaaah, this one's simple enough for you to handle.

Moxxie stands up and peers through the window. His face falls as he looks at the family having dinner.

Y/N: It's just a happy mother who just got out of the hospital eating with her husband and children, don't be such a baby.

Impatient, Blitzø grabs the gun from Moxxie.

Blitzø: You snooze, you lose Mox! I got ya bitch....

As Blitzø lines up his gun with the target.

Moxxie: Wait are we actually killing a family?!

Y/N: We're ruining the family by killing the mother, there's a difference.

Blitzø: You wanna take this one newbie?

Y/N: Oh hell yeah.

I summon BALROG VII and aim for the mother. Her eyes flicker innocently like some animal from a Disney movie. Moxxie is shocked at how enthusiastic I am to kill a random woman, a mother at that. Wait, is no one gonna point out the human head on the wall and the lamp that's literally a human spine and pelvis? Or the fact that they got grandma in a wheel chair at the table?

Moxxie: But...Ho-Hold on, hold on! Let's just think about it.

Moxxie touches the trigger by mistake, making a few bullets fly through the window. The family looks in shock and fear that someone tried to shoot them.

Wife: What was that Ralphie?

Ralphie: I dunno Martha. But whatever it is...

Ralphie grins evilly as he stands up holding a rifle in his hands.

Ralphie: ...they're gonna be tomorrow night's dinner!

Martha puts down the platter she was holding before pulling a shotgun. She then drinks a glass of wine before smashing said glass on the floor.

Martha: Alright kids, guns out!

The boy pulls out a small gun from his beaver-skin hat while the girl pulls out another shotgun, only this one is a pump action rather than a double barrel. All of them have evil grins and mouths of sharp teeth.

Ralphie: Looks like we got some rabbits to catch, young'uns!

Blitzø fumes at Moxxie for messing up my shot.

Blitzø: What the fuck was that, Moxxie?!

An anxious Moxxie wheezes before letting out a sort of croak. Moxxie puts his hands over his face before falling to his knees.

Moxxie: I'm sorry. They just seemed so wholesome and happy.

Tears fall from Moxxie's eyes as he takes more breaths.

Moxxie: I panicked!

Blitzø facepalms. Moxxie's response is natural, but he should've known this would happen when he applied to work at I.M.P.

Blitzø: Oh, who the fuck is innocent Moxxie?! From the moment of birth, you're already a parasite leeching off your momma's tits! Get the FUCK over yourself, you baby dick prune!

A shot is fired through the wall, hitting Blitzø in the arm.

Blitzø: Fuck a new hole, scatter!

We all follow Blitzø's orders and run in random directions. I managed to get a better look at the target and I gotta say........

Y/N: Goddamn, she got enough ass to be a Pixar mom!

Timeskip
Well I'm fucking lost! I've been in this forest for about an hour trying to hunt this entire family. I sniff the air and see the husband carrying an unconscious Millie. Grinning, I transform into my wolf form and stalk both of them.

Ralphie: You spawn of Satan won't get us today!

The idiot ties her to a post and waits for someone, I assume his wife. The moment he lets his guard down, I maul him to shreds. The moment I burn his corpse and cut the ropes, an ecstatic Millie tackles me.

Millie: I knew you'd save me stud muffin!

She gives me a headpat and winks at me while showing off her ass.

Millie: Someone's definitely getting a reward~.

We ran through the forest to look for Moxxie and Blitzø. Luckily I have their scent, so finding them won't be too hard. 

-With Moxxie-
Moxxie wakes up in an unfamiliar area while bound to a chair. The chair itself is red and seems to be made from an emaciated human cadaver. He notices both of the children looking at him with evil smiles and nervously tries to diffuse the situation.

Moxxie: Oh! Well hello little ones. Aren't you cute?

The kids speak instantly after Moxxie does. While they say the same thing, the boy speaks a few words behind the girl. Despite that, their dark tones send a shiver down Moxxie's spine.

Kids: It's nice to have a new critter to play with.

Disturbed, Moxxie looks around the room. On three plaques high above him are two pairs of arms as well as a human head. To his left is a larger plaque with a white haired dead man's upper body along with his arms crossed as well as his eyes and teeth bulging out of the skull. Next to that are two stitched faces in picture frames.

On his right is a picture frame made of bones with another face, similar to the smaller ones, but bigger and shaped like a square. Next to that is tanned human skin tacked to the wall with "Bless this Mess" stitched into it. 

Moxxie: Oh crumbs.....

The Imp struggles to get free as the kids expertly tied his hands behind his back. He struggles to escape even more as he sees the kids approach him slowly with knives. Before he can do anything, Y/N, still in wolf form, bursts through the window with Millie on his back. Millie quickly jumps off his back and unties Moxxie while Y/N growls at the children while slowly making his way towards them. He smiles evilly and licks his teeth.

Y/N: I've never ate a kid before, but there's a first time for everything.

The kids huddle themselves in fear while Y/N chuckles.

Y/N: I just love the smell of fear.

His fun however is short lived at a frantic Moxxie jumping in front of the kids with his arms out. Annoyed, Y/N growls at the male Imp.

Y/N: The hell are you doing Moxxie? Why protect these little crotch goblins when they tried to eat you?

Moxxie: Even so...they're just kids! A child shouldn't be punished for what their parents do! They both have their whole futures ahead of them and should find a purpose in life that isn't learning how to butcher humans! Just please....don't kill them.

Against his better judgment, Y/N relents and sighs at Moxxie before glaring at the children.

Y/N: Go before I change my mind. 

Not taking any chances, the scared children run past the Demons into another room. Y/N doesn't say anything and lowers himself for the Imps to get on his back, which they happily do before he runs through another window.

Y/N: 'Doesn't really matter considering I killed their dad, but I'm sure they have some family that'll help them.'

-With Blitzø-
Blitzø can be seen running through the forest, avoiding the bullets Martha fires at him as she cackles psychotically. He manages to escape her by sliding down a hill and taking cover behind a tree, still clutching his bleeding arm.

Martha: I know you're hurtin' little devil!

Hearing her sing-song voice, Blitzø leans against the tree and quietly hyperventilates before covering his mouth in an attempt to be quieter. 

Martha: I promise, that I can make that pain go real quick! Just come let Mama Martha put a bullet in your pretty little skull!

The woman's silhouette passes by, making him sigh in relief as he manages to escape. That relief is short lived however as his phone gives a scream for a ringtone. Blitzø takes out his phone and constantly flips it in his rush to answer the call. He finally grabs it and answers in a whisper-yell tone. 

Blitzø: Really bad time to call Stolas!

Meanwhile on the other side of the line, Stolas can be seen having a bath. The Owl Dilf runs his hands down his leg as he talks to Blitzø in a teasing tone. 

 Stolas: Mmmmm, when isn't it a bad time, Blitzy?

Blitzø: What is it?!

Stolas: I've been meaning to follow up on our last little conversation regarding my grimoire?

Blitzø: What did you just call me?!

Stolas: My book Blitzy. The book I was given to do my job? That I have allowed you to use to do yours?

Hearing a rifle click, Blitzø moves just in time for Martha to shoot a hole through the tree. Through the hole, you can see a shadow of Martha with red eyes and a red mouth smiling evilly.

Martha: I can HEAR you darlin'!

Blitzø: Shhhit!

Stolas: Anywhooo~, I have been thinking. You know, I have been... permitting you to access the mortal realm less than... legally for quite some time now, but I do need it back to fulfill my duties. I was thinking, what if we worked out some kind of exchange? Favors for favors?

Blitzø runs through the forest to avoid Martha while paying attention to Stolas.

Stolas: Doesn't that sound... enticing~?

Blitzø: Stop using your fancy ass rich people talk, okay? I'm trying to concentrate on not getting fucked in my A!

A bullet goes through the tree Blitzø is hiding behind, causing his face to go blank in surprise. 

Stolas: Then, let me keep it simple: Once a month, on the full moon, you return the book to me, followed by a night of...paaassionate fornication~.

Blitzø suddenly gets an idea and smirks.

Blitzø: I got a better idea. I got an employee who'll fuck anything that moves and he seems right up your alley, how about you fuck him instead?

Stolas: Hmmmmmm~, I'd have to see this employee of yours before accepting these new terms.

Blitzø: Great! I'll send you the details now!

As promised, Blitzø sends Stolas a few pictures of Y/N he totally didn't take of him in secret.

Stolas: Oh my Blitzy, how cruel of you to hide this Adonis from me~.

Blitzø: Yeah yeah yeah we all know he's hot and has sluts clawing across each other to get to him, but do we have a deal?

Stolas: Well of course Blitzy! I'm so excited! I cannot wait to feel his slimy %$&@ inside of my $#&!*#. To *$!&@&# the-

As Blitzø cringes from Stolas's horniness, Martha manages to find him and pins him to the tree with the butt of her gun. Stolas however continues with his lustful ramblings. 

Martha: Gotcha! So, you're a little devil, huh? Come to drag me and my kin to Hell? Well... NOT TODAY, SATAN! We're gonna send y'all back where ya came from!

Martha ties Blitzø by the arms and drags him to a ritual site. She looks around and groans in frustration before she ties Blitzø to the wooden post.

Martha: That idiot can't do anything right. Well at least I can send one of you spawns of Satan back to Hell.

She pours a can of gas on and around the post before lighting a torch with a sadistic smile.

Martha: Satan, we return your FILTHY creatures back to the pits of Hell! May the root of evil remain honored as we continue thy WORK!

Martha tosses the torch and it lands under Blitzø. She laughs evilly as the flames rise, but her laughter is short lived as she notices he's unaffected by the flames. 

She pours a can of gas on and around the post before lighting a torch with a sadistic smile.

Blitzø: Yeah, that's not exactly how it works, lady. Sorry, your fire doesn't really hurt us, but, I mean, I could fake it if that'll get your dick hard.

Martha: Oh....shit. Well, I'll just shoot you in your smart ass mouth!

Martha points her gun at Blitzø.

Blitzø: That would be more effective.

As Martha aims her gun, someone shoots her in the head, making her eye pop out. 

Blitzø looks up to see Y/N holding a smoking BALROG XI with a smirk.

Y/N: The bitch is dead and we can collect our payment.

Y/N unties Blitzø after putting away his gun.

Blitzø: You are SO getting Moxxie's paycheck for this one!

Y/N uses his wolf tail to support Blitzø.

Blitzø: Thanks.

Moxxie: I'm sorry sir. I compromised our objective and put us in harm's way. It won't happen again. I promise.

Blitzø hugs Moxxie, slightly surprising Y.N.

Blitzø: Apology accepted. *whispers* But, if you ever pull a stunt like this agaaaaain, I'll have Y/N fuck you and your wife.

Y/N: Already did that boss.

Blitzø: Oh...... *whispers* well me and Y/N will fuck you and your wife.

Millie cheers at a job well done Blitzø gets his phone.

Moxxie: Ehhhh, yeah. Give me a moment. I need to get something I left at the house.

Blitzø: Okay, fine. But, hurry up.

Moxxie runs back to the house and Y/N decides to follow him. They pass one of Blitzø's other phones but Y/N is the only one to pay attention.

Phone:.....(bleeped) use while he and I (bleeped) and jelly sandwiches all night...!

Y/N: 'What the hell?'

Y/N kicks down the door as Moxxie points the gun at the kids, who scream and hug each other.

Moxxie: Don't m-wait, where's the father?

Y/N: Oh, I killed him for knocking out Millie earlier. Before you say anything, I'm pretty sure they have other relatives they can go to.

Moxxie: I'll just call their earthly authorities.

Moxxie grabs something and goes to press a button.

Y/N: That's a universal remote Moxxie. You kids know where a phone is so buzzkill can call 911?

Girl: It's in the kitchen.

The children hug each other, making Moxxie smile.

Timeskip
Blitzø and Millie make a portal just in time for Y/M and Moxxie to come back.

Blitzø: There they are. Have you blow his back out Y/N?

Moxxie: Excuse me?

Blitzø: Look, I don't care where you cum in the living world. Just come to your job on time, alright? See you at the office!

As Blitzø runs through the portal, Millie lovingly rubs Moxxie's cheek.

Millie: You doing ok sweetie?

Moxxie: Better now, honey. I think I just needed a minute to process.

Millie: You have a good heart Mox, just a fuzzy head.

Millie kisses Moxxie and he smiles as she walks through the portal. Moxxie holds Y/N's hand and smiles at him.

Moxxie: Thanks for not killing the kids Y/N.

Y/N: You're welcome Mox. I may be part Incubus, but I care about you and Millie.

Both of them hear the buzzing of helicopters in addition to the sound of police sirens. The turn to see several helicopters and police cars surrounding the house.

Y/N: 'Kinda overkill for two kids.'

Policeman: We got em' boys!

A helicopter shoots a missile at the house, blowing it and the kids to kingdom come. A traumatized Moxxie gets hit in the face by a charred teddy bear head before getting pulled into the portal by Blitzø. Y/N grabs the bear's head and walks back through, only to be met with a blast of confetti to the face. Loona hands him a plate of cake to Y/N and puts a party hat on his head so he can be included in the celebration. 

Millie jumps around excitedly.

Millie: Ahhh, did you see my little Mox-Mox?!

Mrs. Mayberry: Yaaay!

Blitzø: Ohhhh, yeah!

Millie hugs Moxxie and nuzzles the still traumatized Imp.

Blitzø: Well, here's to another mission accomplished! And Moxxie finally learned not to fuck up.

Millie: And killin' people isn't that big of a deal if they try to kill you back!

Mrs. Mayberry: That's messed up. But, I paid for it!

Blitzø: Yeah, fuck that family! And three cheers for our newest employee getting his first kill! Hip hip-

Everyone: -Hooray!