(A/N: Fun fact, I was actually gonna skip this part but I decided to put one of my plans into motion)

Y/N was lounging on the couch in the IMP building. He had come from the Goetia mansion after having sex with Stolas again, which he didn't regret. He did, however, have to flee through the window due to Stela, Stolas's wife, angrily yelling from down the hall.

Y/N: Ugh, she seems like a total bitch...

Feeling bored, Y/N hops up from the couch so he can go annoy his boss. He opted to open the door like a normal person....

Y/N: Ay-

Stolas: Why, hello, my big-dicked Blitzy~.

Blitzø does a spit take and Y/N looks shell-shocked. He may be used to the chaos, anarchy, and sheer out-of-pocketness in Hell, but things still surprise him.

Blitzø: What–

???: the–

Blitzø: FUCK–

???: Dad?!

Stolas: Language, everyone! I have a special request~.

Blitzø: Aw... Look, I just had a chemical peel. So, you'll have to find someone else's face to plant that feathered ass. Y/N's still here and I'm sure his shit-eating ass would do it.

Y/N: Bitch-

Stolas: It's for my daughter.

Blitzø: Ah. Well, don't know if he'd be ok with that.

Stolas: No! No, no-no-no. I'm taking my daughter to Loo Loo Land, and I was hoping you brave little Imps and your sexy beast would accompany us!

Blitzø: We're assassins, not bodyguards, 'kay? Don't invite us to shit unless someone's gonna die.

Stolas: I'll pay you~

Blitzø: Pay me what?

Stolas: Moneyyyy~

Blitzø: Done!

Blitzø slams his phone on the desk, accidentally breaking it. After an annoyed glance, he pulls out a megaphone.

Blitzø: M n' M get in here! We're goin' to Loo Loo Land!

Moxxie opens the door with a confused look on his face.

Moxxie: Loo Loo Land?

Millie bursts through the glass with stars in her eyes.

Millie: Loo Loo Land!?

Still being a Sinner, Y/N looks even more confused.

Y/N: Loo Loo Land?

Blitzø points the megaphone in his direction and speaks into it.

Blitzø: Loo Loo Land!

Loona: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

Moxxie: Wait, there's a problem sir.

Blitzø: Oh for the love of- what now Moxxie? You need your diaper changed?

Moxxie: Wha-no! Y/N isn't able to travel to different rings. He's a Sinner, remember?

Blitzø: Oh that, here.

Blitzø throws a small item at Y/N. He catches it and looks at it, slightly confused. Even Moxxie and Millie, who climbed onto the Hellhound's shoulders, are confused. 

Y/N: Boss, what the fuck is this?

Blitzø: What are you, retarded? It's a ring dumbass.

Y/N: I know that numbnuts. I'm asking why did you give it to me.

Blitzø: It lets Sinners travel through each ring without having to talk to their bigshots.

The Imps look shocked.

Moxxie: Sir, how did you get this?

Millie: Did you sneak into a Sin's mansion and steal it like a super cool action movie!?

Blitzø: Nope, scammed it off a bum for a bag of what I said was Coke. It was just detergent.

Y/N: Really?

Blitzø: What? If anything, I'm helping him get over his addiction.

Timeskip
The IMP van pulls into the rather empty Loo Loo Land parking lot. Moxxie leaves the van and opens the door for a very cramped Stolas. Said Demon exits the van with a face of glee. He's wearing a pair of orange shorts and a white shirt that has the Loo Loo Land logo and bordering designs in orange. 

His daughter gets out of the van after him. Unlike Stolas, Octavia seems less enthused about the trip.

Stolas dons an apple-themed hat and gestures toward the park gate, making Octavia groan and pull her hat low over her face. The Goetias and their guards walk through the gates. Since this is a bodyguarding mission rather than an assassination job, the IMP employees are wearing suits and sunglasses instead of their normal uniforms.

Blitzø: Now, remember, this is work and work only. Me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs, alright? I don't care how good that horndog looks in his suit!

Blitzø motions to Y/N, who is adjusting his tie. 

Octavia cringes in disgust at the innuendo.

Octavia: Hey... Dad... Do we have to--?

Blitzø: Okay, yeah. Hold on right there, sweetie. If you try fuckin' my little ass in that park or making him fuck your feathered ass, I swear to–

Stolas interrupts Blitzø with a boop to the nose.

Stolas: You are so cute when you are serious!

Octavia: I'm literally gonna be sick.

Moxxie: Oh, crumbs! I knew today would be a lot! What do you need?

Moxxie starts panicking and goes into his fanny pack, throwing out several pills as he lists everything he brought.

Moxxie: Anti-acids? Ibuprofen?

Moxxie shows Octavia several hypodermic needles of a glowing, acid-green substance.

Moxxie: Morphine?

Octavia: That was figurative, old man.

Moxxie: Oh, right.

Moxxie chuckles nervously and goes to throw the medical supplies into a baby carriage. Before that happens, Y/N takes everything for later use.

Moxxie: But she said it was literal...

Y/N: Don't worry 'bout it Mox, teens are weird. Also, Mills, you look nice and thicc in that outfit.

Millie pulls a sexy pose with her gun.

Millie: Thanks Puppy. Maybe you can take this ass for a ride after our job~.

Y/N: I'll hold you to that, but what is this place? It looks...

A large letter 'R' falls from a sign and crushes a teenage Imp.

Y/N: ...illegal.

Millie: It hasn't changed a bit. Ohhh! LOOK! It's Big Woobly!

Millie tugs Y/N's leg and points to a malformed animatronic dinosaur. 

Y/N: Well that's not nightmare fuel at all.

Moxxie: That is... deeply upsetting.

Millie: Oh, come on! It's fun! You've never been here?

Y/N: Try Woodstock '31. It was like '99 in times 4.

Moxxie: Theme parks always disturbed me, especially the mascots.

As Moxxie is venting to his lovers, the park mascot, Loo Loo, comes out of nowhere. This makes Moxxie scream and jump into Y/N's arms.

Loo Loo: I'm Loo Loo! Welcome to Loo Loo Land! If y'all get hurt here, just try and sue us!

Stolas gasps and gets towards Octavia's height with the latter looking unimpressed.

Stolas: Look! Via! It's Loo Loo!

Octavia: I have a question.

Loo Loo: Well, ask away, little girlie! A-hyuk a-hyuk a-hyuk!

Octavia gets a cocky smirk as she observes the run-down park.

Octavia: Is it true this park is just a really shameless spin-off of Lucifer's far more popular Lu Lu World?

Loo Loo:...no?

Octavia: This place reeks of insecure corporate shame.

A nervously chuckling Stolas leads Octavia away.

Stolas: Why don't we go check out the rides?

Loo Loo: That chick's creepy, huh?

Blitzø: Eh, wait till her dad tries to diddle your holes.

Y/N: Heh, or until her dad wants you to diddle his holes.

A confused Loo Loo looks to Millie and Moxxie for an answer.

Loo Loo: What's that mean?

Moxxie: Don't talk to me! I know you're a pervert under there!

Moxxie leaves, leading Millie off with him as Loo Loo hangs his body dejectedly.

Loo Loo: Yeah...

Y/N follows the bottom-heavy Imps. He doesn't go to theme parks often and being raised by a Cult most of his life certainly didn't help. 

Y/N: You really like this place, huh Mills?

Millie: I love this place! My parents would bring me and my siblings here when they could swing it. Money-wise.

Y/N and Moxxie see a worker with a wheelbarrow full of money going into a nearby giftshop. The three of them go to a window with novelty cups costing 29 souls per cup.

Y/N: Now THAT'S criminal.

Moxxie: The prices do seem rather criminal. I mean, that much for a novelty cup that you use one time?

Millie: 'Cause, it's Loo Loo Land! You two need to get out a bit more and have some fun!

Blitzø, who was loaded up on Loo Loo Land merchandise, came to the three while drinking from one of the novelty cups.

Blitzø: Listen to your hoe, Mox.

*Sip* Blitzø points to Stolas and Octavia.

Blitzø: How 'bout I take the first watch while you two have a little...

Blitzø takes off his sunglasses and winks

Blitzø:...fun?

Millie picked up Moxxie over her head in joy.

Millie: OOOOOH! We gotta do my favorite ride!

Moxxie: Oh, yeah? Wh- which one?

As the couple leave, Blitzø gets a serious face.

Blitzø: I need you to deal with something important.

Y/N: What is it?

Blitzø: I heard through the grapevine that someone hired a hitman to kill Stolas and take his kid hostage. Don't know much about him, but they call him the Crow Killer.

Y/N: And you want me to deal with him while you protect Stolas and Octavia?

Blitzø: Bingo.

With a nod, Y/N leaves on his merry way. While taking in the smell of sulfur, he came across a peculiar smell.

Y/N: Feathers? A chicken....no, it's a Crow... I remember this smell from the cashier at that Stylish Occult place...

Y/N follows the smell to a shop, specifically the roof. He climbs it and sees a human-crow hybrid demon with a Sniper rifle trained on Stolas. Y/N summons BALROG-I to deal with the situation quickly, but the sniper dodges and points his rifle at Y/N. Both combatants have a standoff despite the unconventional weapons they have. A crow lands on the Demon's shoulder, making Y/N smirk a bit.

Y/N: So that's how you knew I was gonna kill you.

Crow: Yes. In my past life, I was a feared Assassin before I was caught and executed. I'll never forget the face of the bastard that shot me!

Y/N: Wait....is your name Aleister?

Crow: Yes, how did you know that?

Y/N: Of fuck-this is hilarious! I didn't think I'd see you again!

Aleister: Wait...are you the bastard who shot me?!

Y/N: Mmhm, and I get to kill you myself!

Y/N unloads a barrage of pullets from his pistol, but Aleister transforms into a murder of crows. However, one of the explosive bullets was able to force him to turn back. Aleister uses his skill with his ability to reform in front of Y/N and shoulder bash him off the small building. Y/N managed to get to his feet and swap to BALROG III and shoot bullets infused with his demonic lightning. Despite being nicked by a few bullets, Aleister dispersed into a swarm of crows, narrowly avoiding the freezing onslaught.

Aleister: You'll have to do better than that mutt!

Aleister takes out his pistols and starts shooting Y/N, who runs while shooting BALROG III in retaliation. Despite the violence, not many Imps move out of the way. In fact, many start recording the fight between the hound and crow. Unexpectedly, Y/N de-summons BALROG III and punches Aleister with BALROG IX, surprising Aleister as he is punched into a tent.

Y/N: Come on you damn chicken, let me cook you!

Aleister: So you can fry me up like you usually do?

Y/N: Pulling the race card huh?

Y/N grabs a random bumper car and throws it at Aleister, who dodges that but doesn't see the brutal hook Y/N gave him. Enraged, Aleister transforms into crows and violently pecks Y/N, who retaliates by punching the attacking birds with explosive lightning punches. The crows form into one larger one and staggers Y/N, allowing Aleister to scratch his eye. In anger, Y/N summons BALROG XI and hits Aleister with an explosive slug at point-blank range.

The blast sends Aleister into a carnival game where Moxxie and Millie are playing. Y/N shoots a wounded Aleister with BALROG I, but he dodged the bullet. Instead, the bullet hits the target, unintentionally winning the game.

Carnie: Winner! Here's your thing big guy!

Y/N: Huh?

The carnie gives Y/N a thing.

Y/N shrugs and gives it to Millie before being tackled by Aleister once more, sending him into the tent his client is in.

Blitzø: How's the fighting going?

Y/N: I'm winning.

A glitching and sparking animatronic comes from the curtains with a sharp-toothed smile.

Robo Fizz: Hey-hey-hey-hey-heyyyy, Implings! It's me, the Robotic Fizzarolli! Shipped from Big Ozzie's factory to bring you a wonderful show celebrating Loo Loo Land, spelled with Os, to avoid lawsuits! H-H-H-H-H-Hit it!

https://youtu.be/hLbc0JI2xsE

Y/N: That was actually goo-GOTCHA BITCH!

Y/N summoned BALROG V and started shooting Aleister in a blind rage. The two had a dustball brawl with Aleister's Imp helpers fighting as well. It doesn't help as Y/N turned into his wolf form and mauled them to death before grabbing Aleister, who turned into a crow, and mauled him as well before they were knocked out of the tent.

Y/N notices the random fire and throws Aleister into it before taking a breather. Aleister jumps from the flame and charges at Y/N, causing them to meet with his coworkers.

Moxie: Sir? Y/N?

Y/N: Sup Mox-Mox, Mills, Blitz.

Blitzø: Ohhhh...Hey, guys! You should probably go, uh, make sure Stolas is okay. I've... got some unfinished business to take care of.

Blitzø shoots Robo Fizz with his flintlock, only for it to catch the bullet with its mouth. The robot is also weathered from the flames, making it look cooler in Y/N's opinion.

Y/N: Damn, I bet he's popular with the boys in the yard. 

Robo Fizz curls into a ball and charges at Blitzø while Y/N goes back to fighting Aleister. Still injured, Aleister can't keep up with Y/N and ends up getting pistol-whipped before Spartan kicked into a mirror of maxes. The glass cuts Aleister as Y/N turns into a wolf and stalks him.

Y/N: Come out you filthy crow, I just wanna maul ya to death. Nothing painful, I swear~.

Aleister: The information didn't say anything about a crazy, gun-toting maniac! I'll kill that damn informant when I get out of here.

Y/N: Who said you were leaving alive?!

Before he can react, Y/N bursts through the glass and grabs Aleister by the bird legs then flings him out of the maze and into a pile of flaming wreckage, breaking shards into his back in the process. As Y/N slowly walks towards the injured crow, he turns from a wolf to a human, albeit with his suit ripped.

Aleister: Y...you're a monster! You're worse than the Devil himself!

Y/N: And you're a terrible assassin.

Aleister grits his teeth.

Aleister: You think you're safe in Hell?! I have friends that'll come kill you the moment you kill me!

Y/N summons BALROG XI and points it to Aleister.

Y/N: Let them come, I'll put them 666 feet under like you.

*BANG*

As Y/N kills Aleister, the theme park explodes, sending him flying. He managed to land on his feet funnily enough but noticed a spectral Crow land on his finger. Next to him was Stolas, who was carrying his daughter.

Y/N: The Heaven is this?

Stolas: Oh, that's Devil Essence. Some Demons leave behind a manifestation of their unique abilities upon death.

Y/N: Huh, are they rare?

Stolas: Oh yes. Even low-ranked Devil Essence can be sold for thousands of Souls, you're quite lucky.

Y/N: How do I use it?

Stolas: You inhale it silly.

Shrugging, Y/N does just that and clutches his stomach. Then, he turns into a small crow and perches on Stolas's shoulder, making the Owl Demon chuckle. The park explodes again. This time, it's the Imps that land on the ground, much less gracefully than Y/N did.

Moxxie: Way to ruin another good thing, sir!

Blitzo: Worth it! That slutty toy clown had. It. Comin'!

Something dragged Millie away.

Y/N:....yeah, let me take everyone home.

Crow Essence
Summoning: Y/N can summon a murder of crows and bind them with elements

Transformation: Y/N can turn into a giant crow, a small murder of crows, and a single crow

All guns from the CROW series specialize in lightning-fast firing, stunning, and quick reloading for very little downtime
CROW 1: 50 round pistol

CROW 3: A 64 round submachine gun

CROW 5: A 50 round assault rifle

CROW 7: A 100 round machine gun

CROW 9: A pair of gauntlets that can produce shockwaves

(Able to extend when needed)

CROW 11: A 20 round automatic shotgun