Y/N pov
It's been a whole year since I died and went to hell. I've got a pretty good position working for Valentino but I only do it part time, meaning they have no control over me until I do a job for them. Other times, I just do mercenary work or cause chaos when I feel like it. I even trained and found out I can manipulate Hellfire and Demonic Lightning and even summon several guns that I can control with my mind. Working for the Porn Overlords allowed me to meet my boyfriend, Angel Dust. He's got an amazing ass and tends to sit on my face for fun. When we first started fucking, he was kinda weirded out by it, but that weird feeling stopped when he saw how good it felt. Now whenever I want to eat his ass, he cleans it a week before and reserves stuff like that for me.

He introduced me to his gal pal when we were dating for 3 months. Eventually, her and Angel decided to make it a three-way relationship, which weirded me out cause Angel was adamant about being gay. He told me that he was comfortable with sharing me with his gal-pal and comfortable with me dating other people as long as he wasn't neglected. Cherri isn't bad and gets so fucking wet when I cause some anarchy.

Right now, I'm in my apartment while both of my lovers lay their heads on my lap. We're actually watching a Dark comedy and It's fucking hilarious. 

Angel: This movie's pretty good.

Y/N: Yeah, I liked when the guy was decapitated.

Cherri: Hey Stud, wanna go and cause some chaos~?

I chuckle and look at Cherri. This girl always knows how to have a good time even if we're already having fun.

Y/N: Sure, you coming Angie?

Angel: I can't, I'm at that Happy Hotel remember?

That's right, Angel fought his previous landlord and got kicked out. The Princess of Hell came to him and wanted to use him to show Hell that Sinners can be rehabilitated and sent to Heaven. He gets a free room provided he stays out of trouble. Sighing, I put him in my lap and made out with him. Despite the shit Valentino puts him through, Angel likes it when I get rough and use force. I grope his ass while he wraps his 4 arms around me. Angel moans as I knead his femboy cheeks like bread dough to my liking. Eventually, me and Angel depart from each other and he moans when I slap his ass.

Y/N: Come on, I'll drive you to work babe.

Angel nods as we all leave my apartment. All three of us make it to my car and get in with me in the driver seat, Angel in the passenger seat, and Cherri lying in the backseat.

We cruise down the streets of Hell before making it to Valentino's studio. I give Angel a loving kiss before hugging him. 

Y/N: Try to have a good day Angel.

Angel: I will.

He leaves and purposefully sways his hips. I chuckle and Cherri climbs into the front before driving off. Me and Cherri drive through some Demon's territory and she starts throwing bombs everywhere. I summon Balrog VII and do a drive-by shooting to the Demon's underlings. Me and Cherri laugh our asses off and run over more of this guy's underlings. Eventually, we drive out of his territory and order some burgers from a fast food joint.

Y/N: I remember how scared I used to be trying demon food.

Cherri: Yeah, really funny shit.

Y/N: I mean, the burger I had was black, and the meat was fucking red. Who wouldn't be scared of that?

Me and Cherri finish our burgers and she hugs me.

Cherri: Gotta go stud, but I'll be back for movie night with you and Angel.

I kiss Cherri's cheek and say bye to her. After she leaves, I ride around hell for a bit and do some sharp turns. The Overlords have a shit ton of workers, so I only get called rarely. That's why, I decided to find an easy job. Now that I think about it, that sounds fucking stupid in Hell, but it may be possible. I stop at a red light and see a van with the word I.M.P. painted on the side speed past the red light. Shrugging, I follow them and see them arrive at a building within Imp City.

Y/N: Immediate Murder Professionals? Guess I know where I'm working. 

I park my car and open the door. Behind the desk is a Hellhound girl with a Gothic Aesthetic. 

I ring the bell and she growls a bit before looking up from her phone. The moment she does, she blushes heavily. On the desk is a plaque with the name Loona over it. 

Loona: I-I.M.P, w-who do you need killed?

Y/N: Killed? No, I wanted to apply for a job.

Loona: BLITZ! THERE'S A GUY HERE THAT WANTS A JOB!!!

Blitz: WELL SEND HIM IN LOONIE!!

Loona leads me to an office with the name Blizto but the "o" is crossed out. I shrug and go in, but notice Loona snap some pictures of me pretty discreetly. I slightly chuckle and walk into the office where an Imp is behind the desk.

Blitz: Name's Blitzø, the "o" is silent.

Y/N: Ok?

Blitzø: So you wanna kill people huh? Got any experience offing poor saps? 

Y/N: Mmhm. I got a kill count higher than Fleece Johnson's body count.

Blitzø: Whoa impressive. So, how did you die?

Y/N: Suicide bombing a meeting of 5 different crimelords. 

Blitzø: Oh, so you were an edgelord vigilante that killed scum for vengeance?

Y/N: I killed because it was fun. I only killed scum like murderers, crimelords, and rapists because the hunt is more fun than killing someone good. That face they make when you kill someone who thought they were untouchable is something you can't replace. Except this one time when I raped a guy who was trying to rape a woman in Alaska, that was just me being out of pocket.

Blitzø:......Well damn, you're hired. You start today since we're having a meeting.

Blitzø leads me to a meeting room with a crudely made sign that says "Meeting in progress" with a smiley face under it. I open the door and see that Loona is sitting across from two imps. From what Blitzø told me, they're a married couple. The guy's name is Moxxie and the girl is Millie.
(Imagine they're wearing their normal clothes...... for now)

Blitzø: Ok everyone, this is our newest employee. Uhhh, never got your name.

Y/N: It's Y/N, Y/N L/N.

I sit down next to Loona, who blushes. Thanks to my Hellhound senses and Incubus nature, I can actually smell the fact she's turned on by me. The same goes for Millie and Moxxie. Blitzø decides to continue with his meeting.

Blitzø: Alright so I know business has been a bit.... slow lately, but it's no one's fault! I'm not naming any names here, Moxxie-

Moxxie: 

Blitzø: -Now does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business drumming up again?

Millie: What about a carwash?

Blitzø: This is Hell Millie no one cares about being clean here.

Y/N: What about a billboard?

Blitzø: Now that's a great idea. Have a treat.

Blitzø hands me a dog treat. I glare at him but still eat the treat. What? I'm half Hellhound and this treat's pretty tasty. Moxxie crosses his arms.

Moxxie: We can't afford a billboard, sir.

Blitzø: Helpful, Moxxie really glad you're in the room right now.

Blitzø pushes Moxxie making me laugh. 

Blitzø: Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?

Blitzø turns on a TV and we all look at it. The first thing to pop up is Blitzø waking a guy with a hammer before Moxxie is seen shooting another guy with a shotgun, but gets flown back in the process. Loona mauls a guy with her maw and Millie cuts someone's head off with a spear before laughing.

Y/N: Now that's sexy.

The Imp couple and Loona blush at this. Everyone is eating popcorn while I drink a Dr. Pepper.

Blitzø: Good times.

Moxxie: I don't need any reminding sir, considering you blew all of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you additionally paid to run 3 hours on a channel no one watches.

Blitzø: Uhhh hey excuse me, what's obnoxious about a super fun jingle?

Y/N: It's kind of a fun distraction when you have commercials constantly spitting boring bullshit at you. Plus, jingles get stuck in your head all the damn time, like the Double Quick jingle.

Blitzø: See, the new employee gets it.

Millie: People love musicals, sir.

Blitzø: Exactly Millie, and we're basically doing a musical. 

Blitzø points at Moxxie accusingly.

Blitzø: You trying to crush my musical theater dreams like my dad did.

Moxxie: Sir-

Blitzø: Cause right now, all I see is my dad's asshole talking to me. Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside.

Y/N: Oscar-worthy performance boss.

Millie: Are you trying to crush his dreams Moxxie? 

Millie leans closer to a stuttering Moxxie.

Millie: I thought I knew you.

Blitzø: I can't believe you Moxxie after I named you Employee of the Month. 

Moxxie: Ok sir! I'm sorry a commercial is not comparable to musical theater. Nobody actually likes the jingle.

Millie: I liked it.

Moxxie gets stiff and looks at his wife.

Moxxie: Do not agree with him in front of me.

Y/N: I can't really say anything, I ain't never seen it.

Blitzø plays the I.M.P. commercial so I can see it. 

https://youtu.be/fLVQ2LVN1tA

That explains the random kid hooked on life support. 

Y/N: I like it. 

Moxxie: Well I'd like to go on record and say that incident was Loona's fault. 

Y/N: How?

Moxxie: Dispatch is supposed to give us the right info on the target, it's very simple.  

Loona: Oh sit on a dick Moxxie.

Moxxie: YOU SIT ON A DICK!

Loona smirks and sits on my lap. I get a boner from her fat goth ass from earlier as well as the lust coming from the Imp couple, and she notices it. Loona then starts grinding in my lap with the others not noticing.

Grinding Loona gif link

Loona: So now what Moxxie? I'm sitting on a dick like you said.

Moxxie stutters heavily before saying "Do your job". He also slams his hand on the table. It's a pretty weak but cute slam I gotta admit.

Blitzø: Hey now we don't blame our screw-ups on Loona ok, she didn't do anything wrong

He nuzzles up against a growling Loona. Thankfully, he doesn't notice her sensual grinding and I'm glad for that. Loona is his adopted daughter and I don't wanna get fired for attracting his daughter.

Moxxie: Are you kidding me, sir? She's awful.

Flashback #1
Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "Hellhound Monthly" before the phone rang with a puppy barking ringtone. She picks it up and answers.

Loona: Hello I.M.P?

Millie: Loona I got stabbed! Call Moxxie-

Loona hangs up.

Flashback #2
Blitzø walks up to Loona with a preasant.

Blitzø: Happy adoption anniversary Loonie. I got you a little something.

Loona: Is it a cure for Syphilis?

Blitzø: I-oh.

Loona: Then I don't want it!

Loona grabs the gift and throws it to the ground. This causes spiders to crawl out and onto her. 

Loona: Ugh!

Blitzø, who somehow got outside, looks at Loona through the window.

Blitzø: I'm sorry it was spiders.

Loona: God dammit.

Flashback #3
Moxxie walks up to Loona while holding a pink piece of paper.

Moxxie: Um Ex-excuse me. Did you just fax me an ad for weight loss?

Loona: No.

Moxxie: Why-why would anyone send me this?

Loona: Come on, you know why.

Flashback #4
Loona can be seen in the break room refrigerator.

Loona: Whoever left the fucking Avocado salad in the fridge I'm taking it because I have the worst hangover right now.

Loona drinks the Avocado salad, which is in liquid form. 

Millie: Why would you drink on a work night?

Loona: I'm hungover from this morning, dumbass.

Moxxie walks into the break room. 

Moxxie: Isn't that my lunch?

Loona: You know what, I can't take this assault right now. I need to blow off some FUCKING STEAM!

Loona runs outside and kicks a random woman's stroller, sending it flying. (Not Jill, imagine another random woman) She then stomps off.

Flashback #5
Loona: Blitz, that kinky rich asshole is on the phone, says it's urgent and wants to talk to you. Sounds a little DTF-y.

Blitzø: Oh god it was one time! If I hadn't slept with that privileged asshole none of us wouldn't have access to the living world. 

Moxxie:......... You what?

Blitzo remembers how he was leaving Stolas's house and fell into the cake his wife, Stella, had made for tea time with her friends. Loona yells at him to get his attention

Loona: Blitz!

Blitzø: I heard you alrea-

Blitzø can be seen in his office playing with bobbleheads of Moxxie and Millie. 

Blitzø: So what can I do you for this time Stolas?

Stolas can be seen sitting on a chair with one leg over the other.

Stolas: There's a political candidate causing trouble on earth for a few of my associates. He's trying to convince people global warming exists. 

Blitzø: Doesn't it?

Stolas: Well, yes but, more people die if nothing is done about it. And it gets lonely here.

Blitzø: Ok, well, yeah that does make sense.

Stolas: You know what happens when I get lonely Blitzy. 

Blitzø removes the phone from his ear.

Blitzø: Oh god fucking dammit.

Stolas: When I'm lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red dick of yours! Toss your salad and lick all of your pubes before taking out your balls and gnaw with more teeth until you're screaming AAAAAAAH like a fucking baby

A traumatized Blitzø hangs up on Stolas. He breaks his phone in half, smashes it with a telephone, buts the bits in a blender, and turns it into a smoothie. He gives said smoothie to Loona, who happened to be standing there.

Blitzø: Eat this.

She drinks the cellphone smoothie.

Blitzø: And you know that bridge off the side of the freeway?

Loona: Yeah?

Blitzø: Shit off it.

Flashbacks end

Y/N: Hot damn I should've joined this place earlier, it's fucking hilarious here.

Blitzø: Look the point is, Loona is a valued member of our family and we get rid of family.

Moxxie: We aren't a family, sir! You are the boss! We are the employees! You treat her like she's some troubled teenager! She's more like a meth-addicted homeless woman you let man the phones!

Loona:

Blitzø: That is offensive. Without homeless people, I wouldn't have HALF the joy and laughter I do in this life!

Blitzø looks out of the window to see a homeless Imp with a misspelled sign next to an Imp woman who's on the phone.

Blitzø:

Moxxie: While we are on the subject of "family", can you stop finding me and Millie outside of work?

Millie: Come on sweetie it's not that big a deal.

Moxxie: Excuse me.... WHAT!?

Flashback #1
Moxxie and Millie can be seen cooking together in the kitchen. 

Moxxie: Honey, can you get me the butter?

Millie: Sure sweetie.

Millie opens the door only to find Blitzø in the fridge. He slaps the butter into her hand.

Blitzø: Spoiler alert, the butter's spoiled.

Millie giggles as Moxxie continues to cook.

Moxxie: What's so funny honey?

Blitzø: Really impressive wordplay.

Moxxie: WHAT THE--?! WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE?!?!

Flashback #2
Moxxie and Millie are sleeping in their apartment. Having some trouble staying asleep, Moxxie awakens only to see Blitzø staring at him. 

Blitzø: Whatcha dreaming about?

Moxxie: I was dreaming my parents were being murdered, but now... I'd like to go back to that.

Flashback #3
Moxxie is singing for Millie while holding a guitar.

Moxxie: Of all the imps in hell

Moxxie/Mollie: It's for her/him that I fell 

Moxxie: Oh Millie.

They lean in to kiss and Moxxie looks out the window. He notices Blitzø outside the window with a camcorder.

Moxxie: Are you fucking filming us right now?!

Flashback end
Moxxie: Just stop doing that.

Blitzø: I don't see what the issue is! There something you don't want me seeing?

Moxxie: No.

Blitzø: You a baby wiener haver?

Moxxie: Sir, what you say and how you act is totally INAPPROPRIATE!!

Millie: Calm down Mox, you're gonna have another panic attack.

Moxxie: I AM CALM!

Millie hugs Moxxie while sweetly whispering "There, there".

Y/N: Awwww~ so cute.

The Imp couple blushes at this, but it's true. A shortstack and femboy cuddling together is just an adorable scene. Especially with the assets these two have.

Blitzø: Look, I don't judge the boring couple stuff you do outside work hours, so don't judge me!

Moxxie: Oh I do judge you, sir. Quite a lot actually.

Millie: Mox he's our boss!

Blitzø: No-no-no it's fine Mills, your husband is just... how do I say this without being offensive? Retarded. 

Moxxie: Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad, single life?

Blitzø: Yes it does.

Loona: The only reason you have a wife is because you're easy to manage. 

Millie slams her hands on the table.

Millie: No he's not you bitch!

Blitzø: Do not talk to my receptionist that way she's sensitive.

Loona: Yes I am!

Y/N: That's what she said.

Loona blushes while Blitzø laughs. I scratch behind her ears which puts her in a state of bliss. 

Kid: You guys are fucking assholes.

We all look at the kid hooked up to life support. 

Y/N: Holy shit I thought he was a vegetable.

Blitzø: Oh shut up kid you're lucky to witness this.

Moxxie: This company is such a mess.

Y/N: It's nice though.

Blitzø: Let's get back to talking about my outfit. 

Loona: Nobody was talking about that.

Blitzø: Which is why I'm trying to get that ball rolling. So how does it look, it's good right?

The kid points at Blitzø.

Kid: It's been a literal hell having to pretend to be paralyzed so you fuckshits wouldn't kill me! But now I want that. I want death! You are a selfish, greedy clown. And I'm a kid! We're supposed to like clowns! Even the creepy ones!

Moxxie: Hey now, that's not very-

Kid: If I wanted to hear from a spineless jackass, I'd rip out your spine and ask you some shit.

Millie: That's my husband you're talking to!

Kid: That's your husband?! I figured you for a slut, but I didn't know you needed dick THAT bad!

The kid looks at Loona.

Kid: And you!

Loona: What? What about me?

Kid: Nothing, I don't talk to dogs. I'm a cat person.

Loona snarls at the kid before going back to her phone. He points to me.

Kid: Any YOU!

Y/N: What the hell do you want you crotch goblin?

Kid: Don't talk to me you fucking FURRY! You've been letting that damn dog grind her ass on your dick for the past 30 minutes now! And you've been staring at the SLUT and SPINELESS JACKASS the entire time like you wanna fuck them. You're not just a stupid FURRY, but you're also a MAN WHORE!

Blitzø: Wow, that kid's a piece of shit.

Y/N: First time I've been called a furry. 

Loona grows wide eyed as she sees a text message.

Y/N: What happened?

Loona: I just got a text from our client! Guess he was the right target after all.

Y/N: The kid?

Loona nods.

Blitzø: They wanted us to kill an actual child? ...Well, Christ on a stick. I guess there is a God. Y/N, would you like to do the honors?

Y/N: Gladly. 

I summon BALROG XI and pump the kid full of slugs before mauling him apart in my wolf form.

3rd pov
The Imps are stomping on the kid while Y/N and Loona watch them do it.

Blitzø voiceover: Y'know, even though this kid was a target... he's still a child. And it's important that we handle this going forward respectfully.

The news shows this scene of Eddie's mother with a drawing of her son.

Mother: Please! If anyone has seen my little Eddie, please contact us at--

Before she finishes, a bloody bag drops into her arms. She, the reporter, and the cameraman look up to see the I.M.P staff looking down at them while in a portal.

Blitzø: You're welcome.

Everyone goes back inside as Blitzø concludes the meeting.

Blitzø: Ok everyone. Great meeting, Moxxie needs to work on giving positive feedback, so now you're all free to go suck, fuck, or do whatever you do on your own time.

Everyone leaves the building, but Y/N feels someone pull his sleeve. He looks down to see a blushing Moxxie and a smirking Millie.

Y/N: Yo?

Millie: So you wanted to fuck us huh?

Y/N: Not gonna lie, I do.

Millie: Well come on Puddin, let's have a threesome.

Moxxie, Millie, and Y/N hop in said male's car and he drives them to their apartment where they have a threesome till the sun rises.