Chapter Two: "Memories of the Past"

—————[FLASHBACK ONE]———————

The flashback starts with a scene of Loona sat at her desk reading an issue of the magazine 'HELLHOUND MONTHLY'. Loona's desk phone began to ring, cute puppy barks rattled from the bone phone.

"Hello, I.M.P," Loona answered without looking up.

           "Loona, I got stabbed! Call Y/-" said the female Imp before being cut off by Loona hanging up.

           "Was that Millie," Y/N asked the hellhound in sign language.

Loona nodded yes in response.

           'Eh, probably wasn't important.' Y/N thought as he went back to watching the TV.

—————[FLASHBACK TWO]——————

Moxxie was laid down on an old mattress, shirtless as Y/N dug through his abdomen looking for a gun shot wound Moxxie had gained.

"Should, should I be awake for this," Moxxie asked nervously.

Y/N shrugged, not looking up from Moxxie's rectus abdominis.

"Wha- you don't know—" cried Moxxie as he began to freak out— "what if you sever something important?!"

Y/N suddenly got up, much to Moxxie's detriment.

"Where are you going," Moxxie asked in a panick.

A few seconds later Y/N came back with a metal jar of pill's labeled Toradol.

"Y/N—"

Moxxie couldn't continue speaking as Y/N bashed him over the head with the jar knocking him out.

———[FLASHBACK TWO END]————

           "I got the bullet out didn't I," Y/N asked in sign language.

————[FLASHBACK THREE]————

Bliztø walked towards Loona smiling stupidly as he carried a wrapped gift box.

           "Happy Adoption Anniversary, Loonie. I got you a little somethin'." Blitzø said as he held up the pinkish grey box up to the Hellhound.

           "Is it a cure for syphilis?" Loona asked, scowling at her adoptive father.

           "I... Oh..." replied a stumped Blitzø.

           "Then I don't want it!" Shouted Loona before she threw the box on the ground and stomped on it.

As her foot met the box out crawled millions of spiders. They scattered around Loona before climbing up to her neck, encasing her body.

           "UGHHH!" Loona growled in frustration, glaring at Blitzø who had ran out of the room.

           "I'm sorry! It was spiders!"

"Goddammit."

———[FLASHBACK THREE END]———
-—————[FLASHBACK FOUR]—————-

Moxxie walked into Y/N's makeshift infirmary, looks of confusion on his faces.

"Y/N, why did Loona fax me an add for your weight loss program?" Moxxie asked, holding up a flyer that read "Lipid Liquidator".

Y/N looked up and towards Moxxie, dead panning at the red Imp.

———[FLASHBACK FOUR END]———
————[FLASHBACK FIVE]————

Loona aggressively rummaged through the company break room fridge, grumbling about something.

           "Whoever left the fucking... avocado salad and the weird ass rocket cola in the fridge, I'm taking it, because I have the worst hangover right now!" Loona shouted as she slammed the fridge shut and began scarfing down the salad and cola.

           "Why would you drink on a work night" Millie asked Loona.

           "I'm hungover from this morning, dumbass." Loona spat, barring her teeth at Millie.

As Millie stared at Loona in confusion, the door to the break room opened allowing Moxxie and Y/N to walk into the room.

           "Isn't that my lunch?" Moxxie asked, raising a brow.

Y/N frowned silently before reaching into a bag on his back and taking out a water gun labeled liquid chlorine. Loona dropped the bottle and empty box onto the floor in frustration, the bottle shattering on contact with the floor.

           "Y'know what?! I can't take this assault right now! I need to blow off some—" Loona kicked the box at Moxxie, shocking Millie— "fucking steam!"

Cut to outside as Loona runs out the I.M.P. Headquarters and into the street.

Loona screams as she runs up to a succubus woman passing by, pushing her baby in a stroller.  Loona kicks the stroller high into the air and storms off, while the demon lady stands there in disbelief.

———[FLASHBACK FIVE END]———
—————[FLASHBACK SIX]—————

The scene cuts to in front of Loona's desk as Blitzø, Moxxie, and Y/N drank from the water cooler

"Bliiiitzø—" Loona called— "That clingy, rich asshole is on the phone! Says it's urgent and wants to talk to you! Sounds a little DTF-y."

           "Oh, GOD, it was one time—" adamantly whined the tallest Imp as he threw his cup on the floor and crossed his arms— "If I hadn't slept with that privileged asshole, none of us would have access to the living world."

           "...You what?" Moxxie asked as him and Y/N stared in stunned silence.

———[FLASHBACK SIX PAUSE]———
—[FLASHBACK SIX POINT FIVE]—

The scene changes to a strange grey and blue four eyed owl creature sleeping naked in bed. He hooted in his sleep with feathers sprawled everywhere across the bedroom. Blitzø, who is partially nude, walks away quietly with the grimoire in hand.

           "Got the booook, got the booook! Got this fuckin' heavy book."

Blitzø finally reached the balcony of the Owl Demon's Mansion and laid the grimoire on the ledge. Grunting, he attempts to step up on the ledge using the grimoire. Instead, the combined weight sends both him and the grimoire falling forward off of the balcony.

Shouting profanities he plummets down four stories and lands on a cake, splattering on the faces of three elegantly dressed bird people.

Blitzø sat there for a few seconds before facing the most eccentric looking of the three birds.

           "Sorry, I fucked your husband!" Blitzø shouted before running away.

           "BLIIIITZØ!" Loona called catching Blitzø's attention and stopping the flashback.

           "I HEARD YOU ALREA--!"

—[FLASHBACK SIX POINT FIVE END]—
——[FLASHBACK SIX UNPAUSE]——

The scene cuts to Blitzo in his office, talking with the 'rich asshole' as Loona called him, and playing with a bobblehead of Moxxie.

       "Sooooo, what can I do you for this time, Stolas?"

Sat in the same fancy room as from Blitzø's flashback was the tall lanky Owl that diddled Blitzø's holes.

           "There's a political candidate causing trouble up on Earth for a few of my associates. He's trying to convince people global warming exists." Stolas informed Blitzø, twirling the phone  cable.

           "Doesn't it?"

           "Well... yes. But, more people die if nothing is done about it. And it gets lonely here," Stolas purred.

           "Okay, well. Yeah, that makes sense," responded a confused Blitzø.

           "You know what happens when I'm lonely, Blitzy?" Stolas asked through the phone, loud enough for others to hear.

           "God-fuckin'-dammit." Bliztø grumbled as he pulled the phone away from his face.

"When I'm lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red ######### of yours... ######### your ######### and lick all of your #########, before taking out your #########, and ######### with more teeth until you're screaming ######### like a FUCKING baby--!"

Before Stolas could continue his, flirting? A scalpel speared through Blitzø's phone, pinning it too the wall.

Everyone turned to look at Y/N whose face was one of pure cringe.

———[FLASHBACK SIX END]———

A/N: sorry I had to publish this fast before I forgot. Please criticize my work. Tell ms what you think. Next chapter should be out in at least a week.

Word count: 1173

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