Rain was falling. The black water danced around us, painting my face as I stared at the tall woman in front of me. Accoutered in a sleek, white suit, she was an eye sore in the murky brown wasteland. She looked me over with dull, tired eyes.

           "Do it," said a voice devoid of emotion.

Before I could speak loud shout jolted my body awake.

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           "I can't believe you, Moxxie!" Bliztø exclaimed.

Tearfully, the red Imp pulled out a hellish burgundy frame with an ugly picture of a white haired imp on a gold background . On the frame was a gold plaque in sharp red print it read "EMPLOYEE of the MONTH".

"After I made you employee of the month...," Blitzø sighed.

"Okay, sir—" Moxxie said in defeat as he threw his arms in the air— "I'm sorry; a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theatre. Nobody actually likes the jingles!"

"I liked it," said a black haired female Imp.

"Do not—" Moxxie says as he points at the black hair Imp— "Do not agree with him in front of me..."

The ticking of an old camera starts as Blitzø puts on the company commercial.

"Hi, there! I'm Blitzø! The "o" is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P." Say's a recording of Blitzø as he walked on screen.

Video Blitzø gestures to the company logo as it came up on screen before disappearing.

           "Are you a piece of shit that got yourself sent to Hell—" Bliztø asked as a photo of him twisting a cartoonish mustache in front of a burning orphanage for elderly blind newborn dogs— "or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else?!"

           'Why the hell did he make me take those,' Y/N thought drowsily.

The scene on the screen changed to a regular resident of Ohio —his red skin and veins throbbing out of his neck giving away that he wasn't an actual demon— giving a testimony while Blitzø holds up a sign in frame that reads "Some guy who hired us!!".

           "After lovingly killing my wife for, fucking the delivery man—" the Ohioan said as his voice temporarily turned demonic— "you can imagine my surprise when I wound up here, after the state of Ohio killed me!"

Okay maybe he is a demon.

"I really wish I could stick it to that, yappy jogger, who saw me hiding the body!"

The scene changed again to an occult room. A recording of the female Imp and Moxxie knelt on the floor around a summoning circle with lit candles around them as Blitzø speaks to the camera with a book in hand.

"Well, luckily for you. Thanks to our company's special access to the living world—" he says before wiggling his fingers causing the summoning circle to explode into a burning portal— "we can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive!"

Blitzø fell back into the portal causing a splash of yellow fire leading into an animated jingle.

           'When you want somebody gone,'

As the song begins a white humanoid drawing was stood upset with a thought bubble above it.

'and you don't want to wait too long,'

Suddenly a red body fell destroying the bubble. The white figure looks up to see Blitzø, Moxxie, and the female Imp holding weapons in a red circle.

           'call the Immediate Murder Professionals!'

The three Imp's grouped together turning into the company logo.

'Hand grenade or cyanide,'

The three imp's stand in an apartment as Moxxie throws out an explosive.

           'We'll make it look like suicide,'

Moxxie and Blitzø grinned sadistically as they hung a dead body on the ceiling. In ran the female Imp with what seemed to be a suicide  note.

'The Immediate Murder Professionals!'

Flash cards of the three red hellborn's cane across screen as they murdered creatures. The Company logo spun on screen.

           'We do our job so well,'

Bliztø urged the two employees to follow him as they ran through a flaming portal on the wall.

'Because, we come straight out from Hell!'

They exited the portal from the floor, only for their faces to drop in surprise as they realized they arrived in a packed church.

           'We'll kill your husband or your wife,'

The female Imp struggled to move the two naked dead human bodies as Moxxie looked away and Blitzø looked at a pair of pink panties.

'We'll even let you keep the knife,

Blitzø derpily stabbed someone in the head causing blood to gush out.

           'We're the Immediaaaaate... Murderrrrrr... Profession—'

The jingle stopped prematurely as video Moxxie shot a chid through the head. The boy collapsed to the floor as Moxxie looked on in shock, Millie and Blitzø with the same look of surprise turned towards Moxxie.
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           "Why did we keep that in?" Y/N asked the tall wolf woman beside him, sliding her the notepaper he wrote on. He was ignored as she played games on her phone.

———————[ON SCRENE]———————

The scene on screen changed again to that of a hospital. Frantically rushing into the room were three hospital staff —a blonde doctor, a pink haired feminine nurse, and a blue haired masculine nurse. They wheeled the boy into the hospital operating room and onto the bed.

"Doctor, he's not responding!" Cried the pink nurse in a masculine voice.

"Cool water, stat," exclaimed the blue nurse in a nasally voice.

Out of nowhere the pink haired nurse took out a bucket of cold water. With no time to think they threw the water onto the boys body. The bucket hit the boy in the head causing his tongue to flop out of his mouth.

"It didn't do anything," panicked the blue haired nurse.

"Dammit! I'm not losing another one." Said the blonde doctor as he and the two nurses grabbed the defibrillator's, placing them over the boy.

"CLEAR!"

In a last ditch effort the three medical personnel places the defibrillator's onto the boy, zapping him with everything they got. For some reason it worked.

"Holy shit! It actually worked." The doctor muttered in disbelief.
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           'Of course it worked, they hit the prefrontal cortex. Not the brain stem.' Thought an exhausted Y/N, taking a sip of his pipeline punch monster.

-———————[ON SCRENE]———————-

Blitzø, and the female Imp, Moxxie sat outside the hospital room. Moxxie's face was one of regret as the female Imp comforted him. Then out came the blonde doctor.

           "He appears to be in stable condition, but he'll need surgery—" the doctor said as he looked up from his clipboard— "Now, what insurance provider do you freaks have?"

           "The fuck is insurance," asked Bliztø.

The response he got seemed to have been unsatisfactory as the three Imp's and the boys hospital bed were thrown out the hospital window.

           'Kids die for freeeeeee!'
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Y/N face planted onto the meeting room table.

           "I'd like to go on record and say that incident was Loona's fault—" Moxxie informed as he looked towards the wolf woman to the right of Y/N who was still playing on her phone— "Dispatch is supposed to give us the right info on the target. It's very simple."

Loona looked up and away from the imp before speaking.

           "Oh, sit on a dick, Moxxie."

Moxxie, offended by the Hellhound's comment, decides to fire back.

           "YOU sit! Sit on... a... and the... d-- DO YOUR JOB!!" The possum man struggled as he jabbed at her accusingly, causing Blitzø to step in.

"Hey, now. We don't blame our screwups on Loona, okay," said Blitzø.

Blitzø walked up to her and began snuggling into Loona's cheek making her growl.

           "She didn't do anything wrooooong~"

Moxxie stared in disbelief before speaking again.

           " ...Are you kidding me, sir? She and Y/N are awful."

           "The fucks that supposed to mean, kuvAúm," Y/N signed at Moxxie in annoyance.

           "I still don't know what that last sign means, but to start..." Moxxie says as a flashback started.

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A/N: sorry I had to publish this fast before I forgot. Please criticize my work. Tell ms what you think. Next chapter should be out in at least a week.

Word count: 1378