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Blitzo:all right now I know business has been a bit slow lately yes it's no one's fault okay I'm not naming any names here moxxie now does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business drumming up again

Millie:what about a car wash

Blitzo:this is hell Millie no one cares about cars being cleaned here oh what about a billboard

Moxxie:we can't afford a billboard sir

Blitzo:helpful Moxxie really glad you're in the room right now have you guys forgotten what service we provide

Blitzo turns on the tv as it shows the crew killing humans

Blitzo:ah those were the good times

Moxxie:I don't need any reminding sir considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious tv ad last week one that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel nobody watches

Blitzo:ah excuse me what's obnoxious about a super fun jingle all right it's a fun distraction when an advertisement spitting bullshit

Millie:people love musicals sir

Blitzo:exactly Millie and were basically doing a musical you gonna crush my dream like my dad did

Moxxie:sir

Blitzo:because write now all I see is my dad asshole talking to me crushing my dreams being who I am inside

Millie:are you trying to crush his dreams Moxxie

Moxxie:I what ?

Millie:I thought I knew you~

Blitzo:I can't believe you Moxxie after I made you employe of the month

Blitzo show a picture of Moxxie saying employee of the month but his picture messed up

Moxxie:okay sir I'm sorry a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theater nobody actually likes the jingles

Millie:I liked it

Moxxie:do not agree with him in front of me

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Moxxie accidentally shot a kid as the crew takes the kid to the hospital

The two nurses and doctor try to get the kid to wake up till they shocked him and was now breathing

Doctor:he appears to be in stable condition but he'll need surgery now what insurance provider do you freaks have

Blitzo:the fuck is insurance

Blitzo,Millie,Moxxie were pushed out the hospital window along with the kid

Moxxie:I'd like to go on record and say that incident was Lonna fault dispatch is supposed give us the right info on the target it's very simple

Lonna:oh sit on a dick Moxxie

Moxxie:you sit sit on a and the do your job

Blitzo:hey now we don't blame our screw ups on Luna okay she didn't do anything wrong

Blitzo hugs loona and she grows in discomfort

Moxxie:are you kidding me sure she's awful

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Loona bone phone rings as she answers it

Lonna:hello I.m.p

Millie:Lonna I got stabbed call moxx-

Lonna hangs up the phone

Blitzo:happy adoption anniversary Lonny I got you a little something

Lonna: is it a cure for syphilis

Blitzo:I oh

Lonna:then I don't want it

Loona throws the present on the floor as it reveals to be spiders as the spider crawl onto Lonna

Blitzo:I'm sorry it was spiders

Lonna:god damn it

Loona was watching Charlie interview on her computer

Moxxie:excuse me did you just fax me an ad for weight loss

Lonna:no

Moxxie:what why would anyone send me this

Lonna:come on you know why

Loona in the kitchen looking for food

Loona:who left the fucking avocado salad in the fridge I'm taking because I have the worst hangover right now

Millie:why would you drink on a work night

Loona:I'm hangover from this morning dumbass

Moxxie:is that my lunch

Loona:you know I can't take this assault right I need blow of some fucking steam

Loona leaves the building and kicks a baby stroller in the leaving the mother shocked

Loona:blitz that clingy rich asshole is on the phone said it's urge and wants to talk you sounds a little dtfy

Blitzo:oh god it was one time if i hadn't slept with that privilege asshole none of use would have access to the living world

Moxxie:...you what

Stolas room

As stolas was asleep blitzo got his book and making a escape

Blitzo:got the got the book got this fucking heavy book

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Blitzo fell and lands on a cake that hits the three bird woman

Blitzo:sorry I fuck your husband

Loona:BLITZ!!!

Blitzo:I heard your already

Blitz on the phones with Stolas

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Blitzo:look the point is loona is a valued member of our family and we don't get rid of families

Loona smiled and blitzo comment

Moxxie:we're not a family you are the boss we are the employees you treat her like she's some trouble teenager she's more like a meth-addicted homeless woman you let man the phones

Blitzo:that is offensive without homeless people I wouldn't have half the joy and laughter I do in this life

Blitzo looks at the street to see a homeless demon as a demon woman moves away from the homeless demon as blitzo waves at the homeless demon

Moxxie:while we're on the subject of family can you stop finding me and Millie outside of work

Millie:come on sweetie it's not that big a deal

Moxxie:excuse me what!!!

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Moxxie:just stop doing that

Blitzo:I don't see what the issue is or something you don't want me seeing

Moxxie:no

Blitzo:baby wiener havre

Loona snickers

Moxxie:sir what you say and how you act is totally inappropriate

Millie:calm down mox your going to have another panic attack

Moxxie:I am calm!

Millie conforts Moxxie

Millie:there there

Blitzo:look I don't judge the borning couples stuff you do outside work hours so don't judge me

Moxxie:oh I do judge you sir quite a lot actually

Millie:mox he's our boss

Blitzo:oh no it's fine mills your husband is just how do I say this without being offensive retarded

Moxxie:does it immaturity insulting me make you feel better about your sad single life

Blitzo:it actually does

Loona:the only reason you have a life because your easy to manage

Millie:no he's not you bitch

Blitzo:do not talk to my receptionist that way she's sensitive

Loona:yes I am!

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Eddie:you guys are fucking assholes

The crew see the Eddie laying on a hospital bed

Blitzo:oh shut up your lucky to witness this

Moxxie:uh this company such a mess

Blitzo:all right let's get back to talking about my outfit

Loona:nobody was talking about that

Blitzo:which is why I'm trying to get that ball rolling so how does it look it's good right now

Eddie:it's been a literal hell to pretend to be paralyzed so you fuckshits wouldn't kill me but now I want that I want death you are selfish greedy clown and I'm a kid we're supposed to like clowns even the creepy ones

Moxxie:hey now that's not very-

Eddie:if I wanted to hear from a spineless jackass I'd rip out your spine and ask you some shit

Millie:that's my husband your talking to

Eddie:that's your husband I figured you for a slut but I didn't know you needed dick that bad and you

Eddie points at loona

Loona:what about me

Eddie:nothing I don't talk to dogs I'm a cat person

Loona whines

Blitzo:wow you know you kind of are a piece of shit

Loona phone notified her

Loona:oh fuck guys I just got a text from our client guess he's the right target after all

Blitzo:who

Loona:him

Eddie:me

Loona:yep

Blitzo:they wanted us to kill an actual child

Loona:that's what they're saying

Blitzo:well Christ on a stick I guess there is a god

Blitzo takes out his gun and shoots Eddie killing him

The crew chopped up Eddie body and open a portal to the living world and throws the body back to Eddie mom that was on the news

Blitzo:your welcome

The portal closes

Blitzo:well I guess our work is time to head home-

The crew here something crash by the street the crew see what it is

???:ow my head

Loona:you okay

???:yeah I'm fine but where am I ?

Moxxie:your in hell stranger

???:hell I can't be in hell I didn't do anything bad

Millie:what do you remember before you died

???:those fucking bullies stabbed me to death with kitchen knives like they were that ghost face fucker in those scream movies

(I truly hate those movies I don't know why people enjoy horror movies it's psycho)

Moxxie:do you remember you did anything bad when you were alive

???:no just been a normal person minding my own business never did drugs or hurt people

Blitzo:so you were just one of those people ended up in hell and did nothing wrong

???:yes exactly

Loona:what's your name dude

Yn:Yn ln

Loona:and your a hellhound like me

Yn:like you ?

Loona:your body

Yn looks at his new body it's a hellhound body

Yn:my body

Yn:since I'm stuck here forever what am I going to do

Blitzo:you can work for us

Yn:what you guys do ?

Moxxie:we eliminate targets who did bad to others

Yn:I'm in but since I'm new here I need to know the what's here I can go and not go to

Loona:I'll help you out Yn until you get your own place you can stay with me and blitzo

Yn:are you sure I don't want to be a bother

Lonna:I'm sure and besides it's you seemed you need to relax

Yn:thanks um

Loona:I'm loona

Blitzo:I'm blitz but the o is silent

Yn:what o ?

Millie:I'm Millie

Moxxie:I'm Moxxie

Yn:nice to meet you all

Blitz and loona take Yn to there home as Yn sleeps on the couch till Yn gets enough money to get his own apartment