Short 14: Cookie Crumbling
Author Note: Place After Helluva Boss: The New Employee Episode 19
One afternoon, in Amara's apartment, everyone is in the kitchen doing a little activity. It's mainly Blitz's idea to do it in Amara's apartment, even though she agrees to it.
"Alright gang, since today is our day off, I've decided that we're going to have a fun activity together," Blitz says.
"But why in my apartment?" Amara asks.
"I don't think that's a big deal. You did agree for it," Blitz says.
"Well, you did kind of bring all the stuff to her house without asking her, and once again, snuck into her apartment while she was picking Roy up from school," Moxxie says.
"And she even told you that Roy is going to have friends over," Millie says.
"And it makes things better for them to join," Blitz says, turning to Roy and the kids.
"I'm Misty," The young Succubus asks,
Then the Hellhound kid says, "I'm T-Bone."
"And I'm Cassidy," The Hellkitty replies.
"And it's a pleasure to meet you kids. I'm Blitz, the 'o' is silent," Blitz says.
"I'm Millie, and this is my husband Moxxie," Millie happily says.
"Hello," Moxie waves.
"Loona," Loona replies, typing on her phone.
Blitz then says, "Now that introductions are finished. It's time to get down to business. It's time for our dessert making activity."
"Why dessert?" Millie asks.
"What? I want something sweet. Besides, it's good for the kids now that they're here," Blitz says.
"Yeah right. I think you just want to stuff your face," Loona says.
But Blitz ignores her and says, "Alright gang, let's get started."
"Alright, so what do you plan on having us make?" Moxxie asks.
"And it better not have any alcohol or anything that will affect the kids. I'm in charge of them and I don't want problems from your antics," Amara says.
"You don't need to remind me," Blitz says, rolling his eyes.
Then Millie happily suggests, "Maybe we can start by making cookies?"
"Alright, let's make some cookies," Blitz says, agreeing to the ideas.
A little time later, the group then begins to make the cookies, and thanks to Blitz nagging, Loona ends up doing it as well.
Frustrated, Loona turns the cookie batter, "My hand is going to fuckin fall off! Why won't they mix?"
Amara then looks at the batter and says, "Loona, the reason why is because you put too much sugar in them at once."
"Sir, be careful. You're going to pour too much milk in there," Moxie advises.
"Don't be such a puss Mox. I know how to make cookies, "Blitz says, pouring the milk in. the mixing bowl.
Millie then eats one of the chocolate chips, "Yum, they taste really good."
"Be careful Millie, we're using them for the cookies. And Blitz has already eaten half of the bag," Amara says.
"Whatever," Blitz says, rolling his eyes, and pours a bag of what looks like sugar in the batter.
"Sir, you're putting salt in the batter and you're putting too much.!" Moxxie shouts.
Blitz looks to see the bag is salt and not sugar.
"Oops. I'll get that fixed," Blitz says, and takes the bow.
But Moxxie grabs a hold of it, "We'll have to start over from scratch."
"Well, maybe we can make use of it," Blitz says, pulling the bowl towards it.
"But it won't taste good," Moxxie says, pulling the bowl towards him.
"Don't be a fucking retard, Mox," Blitz says, pulling the bowl.
"Stop being so stubborn," Moxxie says, pulling the bowl.
Blitz and Moxxie then pull the bowl towards themselves with full force and none refuse to give an inch. Just then, Moxie slips and loses his balance, pulling the bowl and Blitz. Blitz and Moxxie let go of the bowl and it sent flying. Suddenly they hear a loud scream. Amara and Millie turn their heads to see the bowl has landed on Loona's head. She turns to Blitz and Moxxie as she growls in anger.
"Uh oh," Moxie says, weary.
"Shit!" Blitz mutters.
Amara sighs, "This is not going to end well."
"You fuckin idiots!" Loona screams in rage and starts by throwing her bowl of batter at Moxxie's face.
"Moxxie!" Millie panics.
Then glares at Loona, "You bitch!"
Then Millie grabs her bowl of cookie batter and throws it at Loona, but Loona ducks her head and it ends up hitting Blitz on the back of his head.
"Hey!" Blitz shouts in anger.
With that, Millie, Blitz, and Loona begin to have a fight in the kitchen. Amara steps back with her bowl of cookie batter as the three are in a brawl. Millie throws the bag of powdered sugar at them and it spreads all over the kitchen. Then Blitz grabs scoops of flour and throws it all over the place. Loona grabs every appliance she can find and throws them at Millie. Soon, the brawl causes the ingredients to be spread everywhere and some of the cooking stuff, including plates and glasses shatter all over the floor. Amara sees Moxxie is still flat on the ground, so she grabs him and takes him to her room where the kids are. Then she walks out, closes the door and marches over to see the chaos they're causing.
"Alright guys that's enough, you're going to disturb the neighbors and destroy my kitch..." But is cut off when a bowl of leftover batter hits her in the face.
Just then, Amara clutches her fists as the demonic red aura surrounds her body. That ends up causing the three to stop fighting and turn to see the bowl on Amara's face has fallen off. Then her eyes open to reveal them glowing red in rage, causing them to flinch in fear.
Just then, Amara angrily says, "You... GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS!"
Sometime later, Amara happily says, "Alright everyone, we're having Chinese take out, and some lava cakes, even though they're from the store."
Indeed, Chinese take out are on the table along with multiple lava cakes on small separate plates. The kids are sitting at the table with smiles.
"Yay! I love Chinese food," Cassidy happily says.
"Yeah. Sorry about the kitchen being a mess. I'm sure, the others will be able to fix everything up," Amara says.
Then turns her head with a glare, "Right guys."
In the kitchen, Blitz, Loona, Millie, and Moxxie are cleaning up the kitchen.
"Yeah yeah. You don't have to remind us!" Blitz angrily says.
"I can't believe she's forcing us to clean up her kitchen, and will continue getting on our fuckin case if we don't," Loona says, angrily.
Millie turns to Moxxie, "Moxxie, you don't need to clean up. You're not the one who made the mess."
"I know, but I feel that I should help since I was kind of involved with the mess," Moxxie says.
"I still can't believe that bird bitch is making us clean up," Blitz says.
"We practically destroyed her kitchen. The sooner we finish cleaning, the sooner Amara will accept the apology," Moxxie says.
"That's right, and just so you know, excluding Moxxie, you all are not having dinner until you're done cleaning up the mess you made! So you better continue cleaning!" Amara sternly says with her arms crossed.
"Yeah yeah," Blitz says, annoyed.
With that, Blitz, Loona, Millie, and Moxxie continue to clean up as the kids are having dinner.
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