Staging A Good Little Lie
Soon, the gang arrived at a soon-to-be bankrupt orphanage and Blitzø looked across the street to see the building.
Blitzø: Yep. That's it, alright. Okay, guys! You ready?
Y/N stepped out, wearing a black and white tuxedo and sunglasses while Loona stepped out in a suit, but with a dress on the lower body and she had a clipboard.
Loona: Ugh! So uncomfortable. Do I have to wear this? I look out of character.
Y/N: I think you look pretty in that.
Loona: *blushes* Oh, stop it. You're just saying that.
Y/N: If I am, then why are you blushing? You know that I'm not just saying that, right?
Loona: *blushing* ... Thanks, I guess.
Blitzø: Loonie, those outfits are necessary. If you want to be a senator with the assistant manager, you gotta dress up as the senator with the assistant manager.
Loona: Well, maybe so, but this skirt is a little small. I think part of my ass is showing.
Blitzø: It's just for this time, okay? When we're all done here, you can go back to your normal attire. Just try to keep a straight face and don't look suspicious. N/N? Take care of Loonie, okay?
Y/N: Yes, sir.
Blitzø: *turns around* He's here! Alright, go!
Y/N and Loona stepped out into the open after they turned to their human disguises and approached the orphanage, but as Loona looked at the orphanage, she had flashbacks, again. She shuddered, but she felt her hand being held by Y/N as he knew this made her feel nervous and comforted her.
Y/N: It's okay, Loona. Just breathe slowly and steadily.
Loona nodded and did her breathing exercises that Y/N taught her to use for times like this. Soon, she was relaxed and they both stood there and waited as Louis approached them.
Y/N: *thinking* So, that's Louis, huh? He's a little... intimidating, but he looks like a pussy that can't do the work himself. Cowards. My one pet peeve. *normal* *whispering* Just act natural.
Loona: *nods* Ahem. Uh, good evening, sir! You're looking... fresh.
Louis: So are you, babe. You're looking fine and dandy. *looks at Y/N* Who's this? Your boyfriend or something?
Y/N: Actually, sir, I'm her assistant manager. I'm, uh... Harold Glossier! And this is... Janice Knishes.
Loona: Y-Yeah. Janice Knishes. I'm the senator of this property.
Louis: And I take it that you're ready to sell this property?
Loona: Well, it's not like we have a choice. The orphanage is gonna go bankrupt and the kids will be homeless, so... We're ready to sell.
Louis: Very well, then. Allow me to see the paperwork.
Y/N: *thinking* I know that I might sound idiotic, but the kids are gonna be homeless? That's awful... I wish I could do something.
Soon, Louis finished signing the paper.
Loona: Alrighty, then. Looks like everything's in order. Let's go, Harold.
However, Louis grabbed Loona's arm.
Louis: You sure you wanna leave so soon?
Loona: Yeah. We're finished.
Louis: Not yet. I'd hate to see someone as sexy as you be taken by some pitiful loser. Why don't you hang out with a real man?
Loona: *thinking* Did he just call N/N a pitiful loser? What a pervert and an asshole! *normal* Let go of me! I'm not interested in you.
Louis: Oh, you will be, soon enough.
However, Y/N grabbed Louis' hand and pulled it away from her.
Y/N: Back off, bitch! She's not interested in you.
Louis: Ah, come on. We're just playing around. Ain't that right, babe?
Y/N: Stop talking to her that way, you creep! She... has a husband.
Loona: Y-Yeah. And when he finds out about what you're doing, he'll have your head.
Louis: ... *sighs* Fine.
Y/N lets go of Louis.
Louis: I can see why you're Janice's assistant. You're quite intimidating. Hang on...
He took a closer look at Y/N.
Louis: Your face... And your eyes... You look familiar. Do I know you?
Y/N: I think you have me mistaken, sir.
Louis: No, I know your face from somewhere, but where?
Loona began to feel anxious and looked at Blitzø as he tried to gesture her to do something. Then, Loona approached Louis.
Loona: You know what? Screw my husband. Why don't we... take this inside?
Y/N: What? Loo- I-I mean, Janice, what are you doing?
Loona looked at Y/N and winked at him. He got confused, but he realized something and decided to play along.
Louis: Well, that escalated quickly. Lead the way, sweetcheeks.
Loona: Sure. Harold, follow us.
They all then entered another building and they were all alone.
Loona: Turn around, big boy.
Louis: Whatever the chick wants.
He then turned around and Loona gestured Y/N to make his move. Soon, Y/N approached Louis silently and managed to lock him into a hold.
Louis: What the...? What are you doing? Janice!
Loona: Sorry, Louis. Wrong woman.
Louis: What?
Y/N: Hey, Louis. Remember me? Y/N?
Louis: Y/N? As in... F/N's son?
Y/N: Bingo was your namo, dickhead.
Louis: I figured as much. I knew you looked familiar.
Y/N: And by the way, that's my girlfriend you're flirting with.
Louis: What? You? Dating this sexy lady?
Loona: *slaps Louis* That's for calling my N/N a pitiful loser!
Louis: Ow! What a woman.
Y/N: Yeah. My woman. She's not into perverts like you. Not to mention, a homewrecker like you doesn't deserve to live. Ain't that right, Blitzø?
Soon, Blitzø and the others entered the building.
Blitzø: Absolutely.
Louis: Not you again! I thought I buried you under the rubble!
Blitzø: *points sniper at Louis* Think again, babe.
He pointed the sniper at Louis, but at the last second, Louis got creative and moved around a bit to the point Y/N got shot and was forced to let him go and shouted in pain.
Blitzø: Oh, shit! Sorry, N/N!
Louis saw the opportunity to get away, but Moxxie and Millie blocked the exits.
Moxxie: You're not going anywhere!
Y/N grunted in pain, but he flexed his shoulder and the bullet got out of him, causing the bullet wound to heal.
Y/N: Damn, that felt good and painful.
Louis: What the...?
Y/N: Blitzø! Stand back! I'll take care of Louis.
Loona: What? Are you sure about this?
Y/N: I'll be fine, Loona. Just go to Blitzø.
Loona: But-
Blitzø: Loonie!
He nodded at Loona. She didn't want to leave Y/N to take care of this himself, but she didn't want to get in his way.
Loona: ... O-Okay. Be careful, N/N!
Y/N: Can do.
Loona kissed Y/N's cheek before going to Blitzø and the others.
Louis: Hmph. Lucky bastard.
Y/N: It's not luck, Louis! And besides, you're too old and wrinkly to be dating her.
Louis: Last I remember, time and age is irrelevant when it comes to love and war. Mostly love.
Y/N: That may be true, but not in this predicament. If you want Loona, you'll have to go over my dead body. But, I should warn you. I don't crumble to the ground and die easily.
Louis: That's what everyone says, brat.
Y/N: This time... *gets in position* It'll be different.
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