Fizzarolli Attacks: Y/N's Encouragement

Meanwhile, with Blitzø and the others a few minutes ago, Octavia enters the big top and finds a seat. Blitzø carries Stolas in, head still covered in the blood-soaked sack, sets him down, and walks off to take position. Stolas makes no move to remove the sack, until Octavia annoyedly rips it off her father's head.

Robo-Fizzarolli: *glitching and sparking* Hey-hey-hey-hey-heyyyy, Implings! It's me, the Robotic Fizzarolli! Shipped from Big Ozzie's factory to bring you a wonderful show celebrating Loo Loo Land, spelled with Os, to avoid lawsuits! H-H-H-H-H-Hit it!

Stage lights turn on and point at Robo Fizz as he begins to dance and sing a song of the same name as the park.

Robo-Fizzarolli (Singing): 🎵 Loo Loo Land, Loo Loo Land!🎵

The curtains open to reveal Robo Fizz's band, FizzaRolli 'n Friends, composed of various hideously decrepit animatronics, including Big Woobly on guitar.

Robo-Fizzarolli (Singing): 🎵Everybody sing along with the Loo Loo band🎵

Robo Fizz goes around pointing and gesturing at various demons in the audience. Stolas looks excited when Robo Fizz gets to him, but this is short-lived as Blitzo pops up and points his rifle at Robo Fizz, who dashes back to the stage.

Robo-Fizzarolli (Singing): 🎵Ev'ry boy, ev'ry girl, ev'ry woman, ev'ry man loves Loo Loo Land!🎵

Platforms in the stage rise up in time with the music.

Robo-Fizzarolli (Singing): 🎵Loo Loo Land, Loo Loo Land!
Everything is beautiful at Loo Loo Land
Ugly children holdin' hands in Loo Loo Land🎵

Robo Fizz grabs various Imp children out of the audience and wraps them up in a big hug, before jumping up and tossing them away. Most of the children slam into the bleachers, while one soars behind them.

Robo-Fizzarolli (Singing): 🎵Everybody's friendly🎵

Robo Fizz hugs Big Woobly so hard that its neck breaks a bit more than it already had been.

Robo-Fizzarolli (Singing): 🎵And nobody is mean🎵

Robo Fizz dashes over to the two-headed, banjo-playing bear animatronic and slaps it in the back. The animatronic then squirts a stream of oil from its bigger head at the face of an Imp in the bleachers attempting to drown out the song with music from his phone.

Robo-Fizzarolli (Singing): 🎵No copyright infringement's ever seen🎵

Robo Fizz dumps a gasoline canister onto a large stack of cease-and-desist papers, lights a match, and throws the match and the canister at the stack, setting the whole thing ablaze.

Robo-Fizzarolli (Singing): 🎵I have a dream...🎵

Backup Singer (Singing): 🎵(He has a dream)🎵

Robo-Fizzarolli (Singing): 🎵I'm here to tell...🎵

Backup Singer (Singing): 🎵(He's here to tell)🎵

Robo-Fizzarolli (Singing): 🎵About a magical, fantastic place called Loo Loo Land!🎵

Octavia is sitting and absorbing the musical with disgusted boredom. Stolas is gleefully clapping to the music, while Octavia has thrown her head back in torment, banging her fist on the seat next to her.

Robo-Fizzarolli & Backup Singer (Singing): 🎵Everybody sing along with the Loo Loo band! Ev'ry boy, ev'ry girl, ev'ry woman, ev'ry man loves Loo Loo Land!🎵

The show ends with a small pyrotechnic display as Robo Fizz cackles maniacally. The bear animatronic faceplants onto the stage and falls to pieces. Stolas claps and cheers even harder.

Stolas: *laughs* How delightful!

Behind Stolas, an imp armed with a kris dagger rises from beneath the seats ready to stab Stolas, but the top of his head is quickly blown apart by a shot from Blitzø, who has taken up a position in the gallery behind the back row of seats while Imps scream in absolute fear and run away.

Stolas: *flirtatiously* Oh, my! What aim you have, Blitzy.

Octavia: *furious* Ugh! I can't do this anymore!

Stolas: *concerned* Wait! Uh... Octavia!

Octavia storms off, with Stolas following behind as Blitzø cycles his rifle, and prepares to give chase after his charges.

Robo-Fizzarolli: Mua ha ha ha ha hoho-oh! Is that Blitzo my sensors spot up the-e-e-ere? I bet the kiddies are still running away from you, huh? *laughs*

Blitzø: The 'o' is silent now!

Robo-Fizzarolli: A-A-Awwwww, just like your audience always was when you to-told your lazy jokes here! *laughs*

Blitzø removes his visors and throws them on the ground as he continues his argument with Robo Fizz.

Blitzø: Bitch, I make more money killing people than you do being a cheap-ass robo ripoff of an overrated sellout JESTER!

Robo-Fizzarolli: *glitching* Oohoohoo! Someone's salty! Real or not, though, people lo-o-ove me! Does anybody love you... *low demonic voice* BLITZ-0?

Blitzø: No. But, I'm really good with guns now. Dance, bitch!

Blitzø slams a new magazine into his rifle, switches it to full-auto and opens up on Robo-Fizzarolli, who cartwheels out of the way of the incoming rounds. Robo-Fizzarolli rapidly spins like a wheel rolling up the stair to where Blitzø is. He coils himself around Blitzø like a snake, before using his own momentum to launch Blitzø through the top of the tent.

Blitzo: Oh, FUCK MEEEEEEE...!

Back to present time, after talking to Loona, Y/N raced out to the open and rushed over to Blitzø, who was on the ground in a prize stand.

Y/N: Blitzø! You okay?

Blitzø: *dizzy* Hehehehehe. Never better, honey.

Y/N: Oh, boy.

He then heard a creepy laughter and looked to see a robot emerged from the tent and approached the others.

Robo-Fizzarolli: Hehehehehe.

Y/N: Oh, jeez. An animatronic. *shudders* I hate those fucking bastards.

Blitzø: *dizzy* Mommy... I don't... wanna go... to work, today... Hehehehehe.

Y/N: ... Moxxie! Millie! Front and center!

Soon, Moxxie and Millie stopped what they were doing and ran to Y/N.

Millie: What's wrong?

Y/N: That!

They both looked to see Robo-Fizzarolli approaching.

Moxxie: Oh, God...

Y/N: And there's more!

Millie: No...

Y/N: Blitzø is not feeling well in the head. Millie, you go find Stolas and Octavia. Moxxie, you stay here with Blitzø.

Moxxie: What are you gonna do?

Y/N: ... I'm gonna fight the bitch-ass sellout jester myself.

Millie: What? By yourself? But-

Y/N: Guys! Just let me do this! Please.

Millie: ...

Moxxie: ... A-Alright. Just try to make it back alive. I don't wanna explain to Loona what happened.

Y/N: Fine by me. Go!

Millie ran away and Moxxie went to Blitzø while Y/N opened his wings and breathed fire to surround Robo-Fizzarolli. Soon, he jumped into the flames and confronted him as the fire burned his jacket and his appearance changed into a dragon.

Robo-Fizzarolli: W-Well, well, we-ell. Wha-What do we ha-have here? This i-is new.

Y/N: And you're Fizzarolli? Or, a knockoff version of the real deal?

Robo-Fizzarolli: A-And who-o are yo-you-ou?

Y/N: I'm the new recruit of Blitzø's company. And I do not approve of you just launching my boss out of the tent.

Robo-Fizzarolli: Oo-oo-oo-ooh! Seems like-like Blitzo isn't the o-only one who-o's salty.

Y/N: I fucking hate clowns. And animatronics. And by the way, it's Blitzø, you knockoff jester!

Robo-Fizzarolli: Oo-oo-ooh! Stru-uck a nerve?

Y/N: Mind your damn business, jester! Enough chatting. Time for me to send you to the trash compactor. See if you still have a tongue to sheathe.

Robo-Fizzarolli: I-I'd like to-o see yo-you try-y.

Y/N got in a karate position and gestured Robo-Fizzarolli to come at him. However, he slithered around like a snake and Y/N watched as he did. When he got to Y/N Robo-Fizzarolli tried to hit him, but Y/N leaned backwards and kicked him in the chin. He did a backflip and elbowed Robo-Fizzarolli's stomach and kicked him back into the flames. He got back in position and watched as Robo-Fizzarolli emerged from the flames, but his endoskeleton was showing.

Y/N: *shudders* Yeah, I can see why Octavia hates this place.

Robo-Fizzarolli cackled maniacally and charged at Y/N. Soon, he wrapped his whole body around Y/N and trapped him.

Robo-Fizzarolli: No-No where to ru-un, now, dickhead!

Y/N: ... *chuckles* Ya think?

He then spread his wings open and when he jumped, he started flying upwards and used his tail to wrap around Robo-Fizzarolli's neck and started choking him. Soon, Y/N broke free and grabbed his face and sent him crashing down to the ground. When he exploded, Y/N emerged from the smoke and dusted himself off.

Y/N: Well, that was easy. Probably way too easy.

Moxxie: N/N! Are you alright?

Y/N: Yeah, I'm fine.

He grabbed his glasses and dusted them off before putting them back on.

Y/N: Heh. So, any luck finding Octavia and Stolas?

Millie: Yeah. In there.

They looked to see the madhouse.

Y/N: You guys go ahead and leave. I'll get the Goetias. *runs away*

Moxxie: Wait! And... he's gone.

Millie: Come on, Moxxie. Let's get Blitzø and leave.

They both went to Blitzø and they ran away. Meanwhile, Y/N entered the madhouse and looked around.

Y/N: Octavia?! Stolas?! If you can hear me, say something!

He continued to search around, but when he reached a room with rides riding in a circle, he noticed Octavia crying on one of them.

Y/N watched as Octavia sat there, crying. He then sighed and approached her.

Y/N: Octavia.

Octavia: *crying* N/N? What are you doing here?

Y/N: I was looking for you. Listen, we have to get out of here. The park's gonna fall apart, soon.

Octavia: *crying* ...

Y/N: ... Octavia, I don't know why you're like this, but if it's about Stolas, then I thought you told me you'd think about it.

Octavia: *crying* How am I supposed to when my dad doesn't understand how I feel?!

Y/N: ... Look, dads have a tendency to do that to their children sometimes. But, Stolas isn't like that.

Octavia: *crying* Stop defending him!

Y/N: I'm not defending him, Octavia! I'm trying to help you understand his point of view. Like I told you, Stolas cares about you and he's trying to help you.

Octavia: *crying* How is he helping me? He brought me here.

Y/N: Did you ever stop to tell him why you don't want to be here? Or did you even tell him you didn't want to be here?

Octavia: ... *wipes tears away* I chose to come here... because of you, N/N.

Y/N: Me?

Octavia: Dad told me about you, but I didn't believe him. And then, I met you... What am I supposed to do, N/N?

Y/N: *sits next to Octavia* You already know the answer to that question.

Octavia: What?

Y/N: You need to stop and talk to Stolas otherwise he won't be able to make you happy. Hell, you won't be able to be happy if you don't tell him. I know because... I was in that same predicament.

Octavia: ...

Y/N: I chose to keep my mouth shut and that costed me my happiness. When I was in a store, I wanted to get something to play with, but... I was afraid of Mom or Dad telling me no, so I chose to keep my mouth shut. ... But, they knew what I wanted. You know why? Because I gave off signs of interest.

Octavia: Dad never paid attention to me. He's always busy with your boss.

Y/N: Then, give him a reason to pay attention to you! Octavia, you won't be able to be happy if you don't give Stolas a chance. So, please, tell me. Why do you have a problem with Stolas being with Blitzø?

Octavia: ... Because... I'm afraid. Afraid that he'll leave me. With your boss.

Y/N: ... Oh. ... Well, listen, I felt out Stolas's aura and... he has no intention of leaving you. Look, relationships... are tricky. It can be difficult to maintain the balance between the love shared with someone. And that's the reason why your parents are fighting. Because they can't maintain the balance needed. And... maybe it's not Stolas. Maybe it's the mother that's the problem.

Octavia: ...

Y/N: Look, give Stolas a chance. He'll surprise you. Please, Octavia.

Octavia: ... *sighs* You know, for a hybrid, I wasn't expecting you to be... so nice to me.

Y/N: I'm just focusing on doing the right thing. That's how Mom and Dad raised me.

Octavia: ... Via.

Y/N: Huh?

Octavia: You... You can call me Via. Since we're friends.

Y/N: So, you'll give Stolas a chance?

Octavia: ... Sure. Why not.

Y/N: *smiles* Okay. Now, come on. We need to find Stolas and the others so that we can get the fuck out of here.

Octavia: *laughs* Yeah, you're right.

Unknown to them, Stolas watched as Y/N comforted Octavia and smiled. But, as they approached the exit, Stolas pretended to walk through it.

Stolas: Octavia? Where are you?

Octavia: Dad! Over here!

Stolas: Oh. Thank goodness. Thank you for finding her, N/N. I owe you one.

Y/N: Don't mention it.

Stolas: ... Octavia... I...

Octavia: It's alright, Dad. I... think I understood why you enjoy being with the imp. He makes you happy, doesn't he?

Stolas: ... Yes. Yes, he does.

Octavia: Then... I guess I don't have a choice but to support this. But, promise me that someday, you'll work things out between you and Mom.

Stolas: ... I can't promise that, Via, but I'll do my best.

Octavia: Okay. Hey, N/N, thank you.

Y/N: You're welcome.

Soon, they exited Loo Loo Land, but another occurred and Blitzø, Moxxie, and Millie crashed onto the ground.

Moxxie: Way to ruin a good thing, boss.

Blitzø: Worth it! That bitch had it coming. *faints*

Y/N: I'll take care of these three.

He carried the three imps to the van and Y/N got in the driver's side.

Octavia: Wait, you do know how to drive, right?

Y/N: Maybe. I never got my driver's license.

After starting the car, he began to drive, but he couldn't keep a steady path as he hasn't drove a car in ever.

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