Request by @SkyRyder

Batallagato: here's a video to watch

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At 7am this morning Mr Johnson awoke to find himself dead in the main hall he was found to have a snap neck and has the local authorities baffled has they searched for clues they

Oh okay I wasn't done but

Blitzo: look at that dead body

Loona: *laugh*

Stolas: the music seems perfect

Fizzarolli: so who the killer?

Vortex: let's see those 2 officers

Police officer 1: so what you found?

Police officer 2: I found this dead body here

Police officer 1: wow really, you want a medal

Police officer 2: well actually

Police officer 1: don't answer that, there isn't any evidence so let's just start running through some scenarios

Police officer 2: so what do you think happened

*closer see the dead body*

*some laugh*

Millie: now that's fucking hilarious

Police officer 1: well from his landing position it's possible he was on the upper floor and slipped on a banana that's conveniently placed up there thus breaking his neck on the fall

Blitzo: I like this scenario so fucking much

Beelzebub: agreed

Loona: loved the conveniently banana slipped

Moxxie: would've be better for hiding the evidence

Police officer 2: well that seems a bit ridiculous to me, I think I have this all figured it out. So it all started when he was talking on the phone with his wife

Police officer 1: he wasn't married

Police officer 2: so he was talking to his sister on the phone

Police officer 1: but you literally just said his wife

Vortex: he switch from wife to sister *laugh*

Stolas: agreed (especially since Stella is there)

Police officer 2: strike 2 no more interruptions. So over the phone they get into a argument and he gets so mad he starts screaming over the phone

Police officer 1: we didn't find any records of recent phone calls

Police officer 2: so he's yelling really loudly and his neighbors start to take notice, he's being heard all over neighborhood

Police officer 1: stop

Police officer 2: among his neighbors is the young Keith bares an honorable student at certon elementary, Keith just so happens to be studying for a big history test he has in the morning, through the screaming he can't concentrate

Police officer 1: so your saying a child did this?

Verisoka: how the fuck did an child did it? That's stupid

Blitzo: well.......

Loona: we got a client to kill a kid which turned out to be shitty and asshole

Millie: I'm very glad to kill that kid

Moxxie: sometimes I questions my morals

Stella: you did what now?

Loona: not our fault that shitty kid been targeted

Batallagato: they're right about it but I can that kid here

Blitzo: oh shit for real?

Batallagato: yup *smirk* I have let you guys experience it again *snap finger*

Billy: what the fuck?!?!

Loona: *smirk* welcome back shithead

Stolas: so you insult him? *pointed at blitzo*

Billy: that stupid clown, yeah and you ugly bird need an abuse wife to tame you down

Octavia: hey! That's my dad asshole

Billy: oh look a minor been used as rule 34 for creepers

Stolas: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MY DAUGHTER!

Billy: eh I saw worst horror movie

Millie: we're ready for round 2

Batallagato: be my guess

Beelzebub: *smirk* feel the world of pain

Billy: oh shit it's Bary cousin from the bee movie

Fizzarolli: I can see why blitzo loved his job

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*a dead billy been vaporized and some blood stain*

Batallagato: better now?

Blitzo: yes

Millie: *cleaning her ax*

Moxxie: * cleaning his gun*

Stolas: don't forget via, don't used too much magic

Octavia: thanks for the advice dad

Beelzebub: throwing that body to the ground felt nice

Batallagato: back to the video

Police officer 2: no..... you did this!

Police officer 1: *pull out his gun* so you figured it all out

Police officer 2: I thought what we had was special

Police officer 1: I'm sorry I had to come to this

???: you fools....

* both police officers saw the victim*

Victim: he didn't do this, I did this

* the victim stand up and ran aimlessly to the door to get slammed and fall down*

Police officer 2: I did this

Police officer 1: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!

* everyone laughed except stella*

Beelzebub: wish Lucifer was here to see this

Asmodeus: agreed at the same time if mammon was here then he steal so many ideas to profit it

Fizzarolli: fucking agreed

Blitzo: hope there's more funny reaction for the future and not any scary ones for hellborns that we get used to except extermation day

Batallagato: yeah......, (oh they will get scare once I show them a dangerous person who loved killing demons for revenge later time)