Memes (1)
Batallagato: *clap* meme *clap* review
Loona: are you fucking kidding me
Stolas; what's a meme?
Octavia: it's about jokes
Stella: any jokes?
Batallagato; yes as along i don't break the rules
Blitzo: rules?
Batallagato; i don't want cause any issue, okay
Blitzo: *shrug*
Batallagato: here's the first one
Stolas; -_-
Octavia: after what happened......... yeah
Blitzo: "best dad"
Moxxie: at least you and stolas did decent parenting
Blitzo: decend? I'm good at it *snuggle to loona*
Loona: *glare at him* .....
Moxxie: that's a good start at least
Stolas: oh my~
Stella: ew (fuck! I've been covered just like my favorite idol)
Vortex: 0-0 unholy shit!
Loona: now I see again, make perfect sense
Octavia: ugh!
Beelzebub: I know bitch, I would've beat the shit of her but can't cause any trouble with getting Lucifer get involved
Asmodeus: she's a fucking disgrace!
Beelzebub: don't forget the others sins knows it even fucking mammon hates her
Fizzarolli: welp she fucked up real bad
Blitzo: *loading his pistol* that's horse is mine!!!!!!
Fizzarolli: of course your obsession of horses
Stolas: you like horses?
Moxxie: can we focus on striker acting like an idiot *smile*
Millie: *smirk* he's enjoying it
Blitzo: batallagato can you bring an horsey toy?
Batallagato: sure why not *snap*
*an toy horse have the right size for blitzo*
Blitzo: fuck yeah!!!!!!
*stolas and asmodeus felt disgusting*
Octavia: mom?!?!?! *felt her stomach real bad*
Asmodeus: you fucking disgusting!!! Do you realize you have bird like demons
Stella: look funny to me
Beelzebub: I'm gonna murder you
Blitzo: 0-0
Loona: can't imagine there's dog meat
Vortex: at least it's not real
Batallagato: ....... (Should I tell them?)
Octavia: why dad?!?!
Stolas: you know what's funny, I'm actually planning to prank him
Blitzo: you what!
Asmodeus: your not the only one who planning to prank
Fizzarolli: *blushed* why...........
Beelzebub: sadly for me I can't prank my boyfriend
Vortex: usually I'm chill but this is the time to tell her not to do it
Octavia: I can't forget about my future siblings
Loona: even though not in blood but still weird
Beelzebub: ok I'm concerned you drink on early age stolas
Stolas: I don't drink at the early age..... yet
Asmodeus: I swear to Lucifer, it's your father?
Stolas: yes....
Blitzo: me and fizz drink on our late teens from dad alcohol supplies
Fizzarolli: I remember it, heh
Octavia: do you think I drink alcohol?
Loona: I already did that
Stolas: no via, your not allowed to drink alcohol
Blitzo: *laughing* get fucked!
Verisoka; tsk!
Asmodeus: the meme is telling the truth
Octavia: can't imagine succubus and incubis struggling it
Vortex: very true
Octavia: again?!?!
Millie: blitzo look so worried
Beelzebub: damn stolas you look shit and hugging your stomach
Stolas; like I'm protecting to dear life
Loona: oh shit, does that meant he's trying protect his egg?
Stolas; maybe your right
Octavia: why my dad get pregnant by fucking blitzo
Blitzo: so we both got married and have kids
Fizzarolli: well you better start your relationship the next level
Batallagato: here's a final meme
Beelzebub: where's me and Tex?
Loona: damn we have 3 demons kissing each other
Stella: why?!?!
Fizzarolli: you have 2 hellborns dating sins
Vortex: technically 3 if you count blitzo since he's dating a royalty
Blitzo: ........
Moxxie: this is before you kick us out!
Millie: and a hypocrite!
Asmodeus: ..........
Fizzarolli: we're sorry
Batallagato: just kidding here's a real one
Loona: ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blitzo: my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!
Octavia: fuck it! *ran to the bathroom*
*moxxie and Millie fainted*
Vortex; 0-0
Beelzebub: ok this is to far
Stella: *fainted and fall down*
Stolas: I've seen worst...... (second worst actually)
Asmodeus: who the fuck did that?!?!
Batallagato: I'm gonna pretend that real last meme never happened
Loona: tell me why do I look like that!?!?!
Batallagato: there's an universe where everyone have Peter griffin face and body
Loona: someone end me!!!!!!!
Batallagato: I've seen so many shits and weird universes i witnessed, welp time to forget this horrible thing
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