Batallagato: welp, I have to do it myself but first I take out the trash first *kick 3 trashcan *

Crimson: the fuck?!

Paimon: how I was able to get out that trash?!?!

Cash; where's my money?

Batallagato: your 3 better shut the fuck up!

Paimon: you dare question me peasant

Batallagato:

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Paimon; *get hit to the ground*

Batallagato: any of you next?

Cash: nope

Crimson: .....

Stolas: thank you

Paimon: *glare*

Blitzo: oh great it's dad.....

Moxxie: this is gonna interesting

Octavia: grandpa?

Loona: who that fuck those guys

Moxxie: oh right you didn't meet my dad, remember the helicopter crash the wall?

Loona: yeah

Moxxie: well he's trying to send me off to marriage for money but later discovered my ex just faking his rich

Crimson: I gave him on the wall

Moxxie: let me guess his jaw

Crimson: *smirk*

Fizzarolli: you! *pointed at cash*

Cash: fizzarolli?!?!

Blitzo: you cause everything and blame me for all asshole *tears coming out* thanks to you my life is shitty but despite everything I'm a better man!

Cash: *sweating a little bit* what your talking about?

Fizzarolli: you kept away from blitzo and tried make it to blame him

Batallagato: don't forget Barbie is a loss cause and she still blaming her brother for the fire he cause but in reality it's an accident

Cash:........

Blitzo: same with you *point at paimon* my shitty dad sold me to play date to stolas and you didn't realize that all the stuff is been missing is me stealing because of dad manipulating me

Paimon: shut your fucking mouth peasant! *prepare to attack but suddenly feel pain*

???: who dare you! As a father your not worthy be a parent

Paimon: who the fuck are you

Asgore: asgore dreemurr, you disgusting me

Paimon: your an royal?

Asgore: yes and you call them peasant? I'm a king of monster and protect my peoples equally but you don't

Paimon: I'm close to Lucifer

Asgore: I don't care, I bring love and peace with my peoples

Paimon: your a failure king

Asgore; I know my flaws but I've accepted it

Stolas: woah.......

Asgore: I would've kill you easily but I have my morals.... *threw his trident to paimon* only a small amount

Paimon: *barely dodge it* impossible?!?! *felt he's bleeding* how?!?!

Asgore: .... You will understand yourself *glare*

*asgore left*

Paimon: pussy

Stolas: you literally barely dodge it and he's going easy on you

Paimon: shut the fuck up stolas

Asmodeus: ok I'm tired saying my friends suffer it

Beelzebub: don't argue us and you know your dealing who's have connections to Lucifer

Paimon: tsk!

Stolas: thank you *smile*

Cash: well shit

???: your are full of shit

Cash: huh?!?!

Credit to angeldoodle from discord (worth the price I paid)

Blitzo: who are you?

Blaze: I'm blaze kurai and this is netnavi blitzo. EXE

blitzo.EXE: sup guys

Cash: who are you?!

Blaze: you must be my version shitty dad, I've been already informed

Batallagato: he's isn't happy when I told him

Blitzo.EXE: which battle chips were gonna used to kick his ass

Blaze: as well for crimson *glare and holding a battle chips*

Crimson: let me guess

Blaze: do your dirty job blitzo *smirk*

Blitzo.EXE: *crackling his knuckles* let's give you lots of fucking pain!

Blaze: slot in!

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*couples of minutes later*

Blitzo.EXE: seems we finished the job blaze

Blaze: you 3, your pain is done

Blitzo: it's weird to see a different version of myself

Batallagato: well Blaze and blitzo.EXE is from megaman battle network universe

Stolas: it's that lan and megaman EXE from?

Batallagato: yup

Moxxie: so... what are we these shitty dads?

*paimon, cash and crimson barely alive and groaning*

Batallagato: gonna take out the trash and heal them then remove their memories except the pain

Stolas: lovely

Stella: 0-0 can someone kill me?

Octavia: mom?!?!

Blaze: I should go before any disaster come

Blitzo.EXE: fuck this shit I'm out

*blaze and blitzo.EXE left*

Batallagato: you 3 feel better now?

Moxxie: thank you, I feel so much better

Blitzo: seeing my shitty dad feel the pain, worth to see it and becoming a better parent

Stolas: I agreed with blitzy

Batallagato: hope you 2 have a nice great Father's Day

Beelzebub: Tex, can we start a family?

Vortex: *blushed* huh?!

Beelzebub: I'm dead serious

Asmodeus; *smile* between dad and daddy for wholesome and sexual way

Fizzarolli: *smirk* ok daddy~

Loona: -_- this is a chaos

Blitzo: don't worry loonie you have me and your friends