CHAPTER 10: Doodlebob's Last stand. (part 2)
after the Maximals & their friends/allies followed to where doodlebob went, they silently hid and see Doodlebob practicing to fight with Dinobot's sword while he's speaking gibberish
Blitz: (whispers in anger) there's that little bitch!
then Cheetor glared at Doodlebob and spoke
Cheetor: he's hideous.
doodlebob did the tuskan raider staff thing and started slashing dinobot's sword around
Cheetor: he makes me sick, just look at him.
then Cheetor started listing things down about doodlebob
Cheetor: Those big bulgy eyes, at square body, those two buck teeth. and that stupid tie!!
then Rattrap realized that he has two buck teeth, which made him glare at Cheetor
Rattrap: (sternly) ahem, i have two buck teeth.
Cheetor then looked at Rattrap and realized his mistake
Cheetor: oh, sorry about that.
Then he chuckles embarrassingly
Millie: enough with the insults and let's just kill this fucker!
then, much to everyone's shock, Doodlebob barged through the rock and started babbling loudly and much to Leela's horror, Doodlebob picked her up above his square head
Leela: Kai, Felicity, DO SOMETHING!!!!
Felicity pulled out a bunch of random weapons and accidentally dropped a lighter which caused a fire.
Felicity: Oh, FUCK MY LIFE!!!
then Doodlebob threw Leela at her, which caused them to groan in pain
Felicity & Leela: ow.
Doodlebob then spoke gibberish again as he walked away, but he was met by Kai (who's holding a magic tech-pencil Rupture & Stolas created) with the Maximals, I.M.P, Stolas & Octavia behind him and readied themselves to attack the sentient drawing
Kai: okay, Doodle. Leela & Rupture may have brought you into this world, but i'm going to be the one to take you out for good, ANY LAST WORDS!!!!!
Doodlebob: Me ana hena hobba bobba!!!
the gang was just confused at not understanding what doodlebob said
Stolas: we're sorry, what was that?
Doodlebob deadpanned at them
Doodlebob: (slowly) me ana hena hobba bobba...
then he jumped up and started yelling out random bullshit until Kai used the tech pencil to erase Doodlebob's face
Millie: hey, It works!!!
Then doodlebob crashed into a rock, giving Kai the chance to erase Doodlebob for good, just Like spongebob in the ''Frankendoodle'' episode
Kai: Hold still doodle, this is for your own good!!!
Then he started aggressively erasing doodlebob while the Maximals & I.M.P (including Stolas & Octavia) stare at the scene in shock, then Kai started screaming after he finished erasing doodle and raised the weapon responsible for doing it over his head
Kai: (Screams loudly) I AM KAI JOHNSON, DESTROYER OF EVIL!!!!
Blitz: (deadpan) take it easy, Kai. It was just a drawing.
Felicity: (smiles) I'm just glad this nightmare on doodlebob street is over. Now I can explain FNAF to you all.
Kai: yep, I'm also glad that it's over too.
Leela: done and done.
Dinobot: (snarls) I'm just glad I got my sword back.
Then everyone started walking back to the Axalon so Felicity can explain what FNAF is to I.M.P, the Goetias & Maximals.
but after they left, Doodlebob's arm was seen dragging itself out from it's hiding place, but Tarantulas showed up and scooped up the arm in a glass bottle as he smirked under his metallic mandibles
Tarantulas: (snickers) you'll make a fine addition to the Predacons, Doodlebob.
(AT THE AXALON)
Felicity brought out a whiteboard covered in FNAF lore.
Felicity: time to explain FNAF!
Then Leela got a phone call from her mom, Claire
Leela: (sighs) I'll be right back.
then she left the room while Felicity started to explain the entire FNAF lore to her friends/allies
(IN THE HALLWAY)
with Leela, she answered her mom's call and spoke to her mom
Leela: what is it, mom?
Claire: (through phone) Hey, Leela, are you okay?
Leela: I'm fine, Mom.
Claire: (through phone) good, because your cousin Howard is coming to visit for a few days.
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Leela: (wide eyes).... wait, what?
Claire: (through phone) yes, your cousin Howard is coming to visit.
Leela: why!?
Claire: Leela, he's your cousin.
Leela: (sigh) ok. thanks for telling me, Mom.
Then Leela hung up the phone and then started screaming.
Leela: WHY!?!
then Rupture walked out of the room after hearing Leela scream
Rupture: is there something wrong, Leela?
Leela slowly turned her head at Rupture with a horrified look
Leela: yes, there is. my cousin Howard is coming to visit.
Then Kai & Felicity ran behind Rupture with wide eyes after hearing what Leela said
Felicity and Kai: what?
Rattrap then showed up as well
Rattrap: uh, who's dis Howard?
Leela: (glares) my cousin.
Cheetor: well, what's so bad about him that made you scream? can't be that bad, right?
Leela: half of the time he talks, he's screaming, he eats too much and every time, I can barely stand him!
Cheetor: oh..
Rattrap: yeah, I'm starting to see the picture here.
Leela: (groans sadly) just kill me before he gets here.
Dinobot smirked and pulled his sword out, getting ready to slash off Leela's head. But before he could, Stolas stopped Dinobot from doing it as he glared at him
Stolas: No! We're not gonna kill a child. Especially a human teenager!!
Optimus Primal: Stolas is right, we aren't savages.
Dinobot grumbled as he put his sword away
Leela: okay, do what you want. But if bang my head against the wall enough times to get to the center of a drywall we'll know who'll be blamed!
everyone was so shocked at Leela's outburst that they stepped back a little, then Blitz realized something
Blitz: wait, when is he even gonna be here?
Leela: I don't fuckin' know!!
Kai: ok, well when he even does get here, let's just not bring the Maximals, Blitz's friends or the cute owl girl into this. we don't want to risk Howards telling everyone about who we met.
Octavia blushed lightly at hearing Kai call her cute
Octavia: wait what?
Felicity: okay, but if he does find out, I have weapons in my room and I'm ready to kill.
everyone (including Leela) glared at Felicity while Optimus & Stolas shook their heads in not allowing her to kill Leela's cousin
Stolas: Felicity, you can't kill him.
Felicity: oh, you all don't think I can kill that fatso? I will smash his head WITH A BAT LIKE A WATERMELON!!!
Kai: no, we all believe you have the ability to kill him but if you do that you are validating what everyone is saying that you are a psychopath.
Rattrap: also, you'd be a serial killer, which is understandably the worst.
Leela: I wouldn't care if he lives or dies, I just need people to make sure I don't go insane. And if he stays for more than a day, I need all of you there to help.
Kai: hey, we'll be happy to help just in case he visits more that one day, right Felicity?
Felicity: Yes, we will all be there.
Moxxie: wait, all?
Felicity: yes, last time when Howard stayed here for two days Leela almost put her hand in a blender!
Leela: that's true. I almost did.
Kai: (crosses arms) so we'll need more help.
the Maximals & Demons stared at each other, then stared at the human teens as they all shrug their shoulders at them with ''okay, we'll help'' looks on their faces/faceplates
Rupture: we'll help. We have been working on holoforms.
Blitz: the fuck are holoforms?
Rupture: they're holographic disguises that allow cybertronians to blend in with any native population.
Optimus Primal: think of them as human disguises made with Cybertronian technology.
Felicity: cool.
Stolas: well, I do have a human disguise.
Everyone stared at Stolas in surprise
Kai: really?
Stolas: yes, many demons have human disguises.
Leela: why?
Stolas: well, succubi and incubi come to earth to have sex with humans and many members of the ars goetia must be disguised as humans to fulfill their duties.
Optimus Primal: huh, that's interesting for your family to have human disguises for that very reason.
Rattrap: but as for what the succubi & incubi do for their disguises, pretty gross honestly.
Kai: ok, then it's settled. Whenever Howard arrives, the Maximals, I.M.P, Stolas & Octavia will be disguised as humans to help us with our Weinerman problem.
Felicity: we'll let you know when he'll get here, guys.
Leela: I just hopethat he's not staying here for a week.
to anyone wondering who's Leela's cousin, then yes, it's Howard Weinerman from RC9GN....As in this guy right here.
https://youtu.be/sEyPz6KRzrw
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