[The episode opens to a shot of the exterior of at night, before cutting to the master bedroom where and are asleep. frightened voice can be heard from offscreen.]

Octavia: [offscreen] Mummy! Daddy!

[Stolas is roused from his sleep. He turns to Stella who has most of the blanket.]

Stolas: [sleepily] Via's calling us, Stella.

Stella: [sleepily] You get up.

[Stolas sighs and gets out of bed, and enters Octavia's room, where she is hiding beneath her blankets.]

Stolas: Via? What troubles you, my owlet?

Octavia: [sobbing] Daddy! Daddy! I had a dream! A really bad dream!

Stolas: [yawns and wipe away Octavia's tear] A nightmare.

Octavia: I was looking all over the palace, and... I couldn't find you anywhere! You weren't there!

[Stolas summons his to him telekinetically, and flips it open.]

Stolas: There there, Via, it's okay; you're okay. When you're scared and you don't know where I am, you must remember: no matter what happens to me, I will never be far away from my special little Starfire.

https://youtu.be/ELQhKWCad7o

♫ It always seems more quiet in the dark ♫
♫ It always feels so stark ♫
♫ How silence grows under the moon ♫
♫ Constellations gone so soon ♫
♫ I used to think that I was bold ♫
♫ I used to think love would be fun ♫
♫ Now all my stories have been told except for one... ♫

♫ As the stars start to align ♫
♫ I hope you take it as a sign ♫
♫ That you'll be okay. Everything will be okay ♫
♫ And if the Seven Rings collapse ♫
♫ Although the day could be my last ♫
♫ You will be okay. When I'm gone you'll be okay... ♫

♫ And when Creation goes to die ♫
♫ You can find me in the sky ♫
♫ Upon the last day ♫
♫ And you will be okay... ♫

[His lullaby finished, Stolas leaves as his daughter settles to sleep, content. Cut to several years later, where she is jolted awake while cuddling with Y/N by smashing objects and screaming, far less content.]

Stella: [offscreen] I can't believe you slept with an imp, IN OUR FUCKING BED!

Stolas: [offscreen] It was unexpected! I didn't have time to go to a motel!

Stella: [offscreen] A motel?! Like a fucking plebeian?!

Octavia: (Groans and puts herself up while holding her head.) Why are my parents so fucking loud?

Y/N: Yeah, I can see why you love when I come over, but parents argue all the time.

Octavia: That's easy for you to say, your parents don't argue like mine.

Y/N: And the worst part about it, my stupid Uncle is why their arguing so I apologize.

Octavia: I'll accept your apology, but your Uncle is another thing.

Y/N: I can tell you that he probably hates the fact that your dad likes to sleep with Uncle Blitzo. It's sick how much your dad like it. (Shudders)

Octavia: [sighs] True, but that's not an excuse for them arguing.

Y/N: Well, instead of us just lying in bed which I won't lie I do love having you in my arms but, how about we go eat some breakfast after that wonderful, beautiful night that we had.

Octavia: It was wonderful [sighs] I guess your right, but your going to carry me because I can barely feel my legs.

Y/N: (Smirks and growls seductively)

[Octavia grabs her phone, and puts in earbuds, starting a pop song as Y/N strides down the halls of the estate caring Octavia in a bridal style, stepping over the smashed remains of a plant thrown in his path. In the kitchen, Stella continues screaming at Stolas.]

Stella: You want to fuck this one, too?!

[Stella grabs an imp servant and violently tosses him in Stolas' direction.]

Stolas: No! Of course not!

Stella: You are a God damn embarrassment! I'm not spending another moment looking at your pathetic, imp-sucking face!

[Stella storms out of the room, shouting angrily the entire time, and smashing more potted plants. Stolas sighs in exhausted exasperation before he notices his daughter being carried by her boyfriend has entered the kitchen.]

Y/N: (Sarcastically) Well, that was fun to watch.

Stolas: Good mooorning, you two! Did you sleep well, my owlet?

Octavia: I had a wonderful sleep since I had my sexy hound with me~  He ate me alive~

Y/N: (Smirks and gives her a hickie) 

[Stolas opens the refrigerator to retrieve a massive chunk of zebra meat.]

Stolas: Mm-hmm... What's that you're listening to?

Octavia: It's a song called "My World is Burning Down Around Me." It's by Fuck You Dad. [Beat.] It's a band.

Y/N: There is a fan club where the members have kicked there dad's asses.

Stolas [bemusedly]: Oh! How charming...

[Stolas feeds the zebra meat to a massive potted plant situated in a small alcove off the kitchen as he pets it. Sated, it falls dormant, closing its three eyes.]

Octavia: So, you two done screaming for the day?

Stolas: Um...

[Stella lets out another scream of anger and an object is heard shattering in the distance.]

Y/N: I'll say that's a no.

Stolas: You know what I haven't done in a long, long time? I haven't taken you to your favorite place in all of Hell! Why don't we go to Loo Loo Land?

Octavia: I'm not five anymore.

Y/N:: I bet you looked adorable when you were five.

Octavia [blush]: Be quiet you.

Stolas: You always were so happy when I took you to Loo Loo Land! What do you say we go there again, have a day, just the two of us!

Octavia: I'd rather kill myself.

Stolas: There we go! Anything but staying in this house. Now, I'll arrange our security.

[Stolas picks up a phone carried on a platter by his now bruised and battered servant.]

Octavia: Security for a theme park?

Stolas: We are rich, and we're hot. People want our money and our bodies!

Octavia: [under her breath] Our money, maybe.

Y/N: [Leans into Octavia]: I mean he isn't wrong about me wanting your body.

Octavia: Oh, quiet you.

Stolas: Speak for yourself, Princess. Now, I'm calling the only man who can f*** me!

Octavia: [disgusted] What...?

Y/N: [disgusted] I think I'm going to throw up.

Stolas: [hurriedly backpedaling] Who can protect me. Us. Being part of the Goetia family is rather valuable, you know.

[Octavia groans and pulls her hat down over her eyes. Cut to I.M.P headquarters , where Blitzo  is busy doing important work in his office, involving crude representations of Millie and Moxxie made out of office supplies that he puppets around and speaks with.]

Blitzo: [impersonating Millie] "Oh, Blitz, you're such a good boss!" [Impersonating Moxxie ] "Yeah, I really want you, sir." [Impersonating Millie] "Me too!" [As himself] Let's three-way!

[Blitzo lowers his "employees" below his desk to crotch level, before being interrupted by the ringing of his cell phone.]

Blitzo: [angrily] What?!

Stolas: [lustfully] Why hello, my big-dicked Blitzy.

[Both Blitzo, Y/N and Octavia spit out their coffee in sheer surprise.]

Blitzo: What--

Octavia/Y/N: The--

Blitzo: Fuck--

Octavia/Y/N: Dad?!/Stolas?!

Stolas: Language! Everyone! [Into the phone.] I have a special request.

Blitzo: Aw-- look, I just had a chemical peel, so you'll have to find someone else's face to plant that feathered ass!

Stolas: It's for my daughter.

Blitzo: Ah, well, make sure she washes it.

Y/N: (On the phone) I heard that uncle!

Stolas: [taken aback]: Oh! No! No, no, no! I'm taking my daughter to Loo Loo Land and I was hoping you brave little imps would accompany us, your hellhound that my daughter is dating will also be coming with us as Octavia's bodyguard.

Blitzo: We're assassins, not bodyguards, okay? Don't invite us to shit unless someone's gonna die. Besides Y/N would want to be with her anyway, since he's getting f*cked by your daughter.

Stolas: I'll pay you.

Blitzo: Pay me what?

Stolas: Money.

Blitzo: Done!

[After Stolas hangs the phone up he leaves Y/N and Octavia alone.]

Y/N: So what's my payment going to be?

Octavia: I don't know maybe some fun later today my handsome hound.~

[Blitzo hangs up and accidentally smashes his phone down on the desk hard enough to shatter it. After a brief annoyed glance at it, he produces a megaphone.]

Blitzo: M,M n'M, get in here! We're goin' to Loo Loo Land!

[Moxxie opens the door to respond.]

Moxxie: Loo Loo Land?

Mason: (Behind his Father) Loo Loo Land?

[Millie excitedly smashes straight through the office door's glass.]

Millie: [excitedly] Loo Loo Land?!

Blitzo: Loo Loo Land!

Loona: [offscreen] Shut the fuck up!!

[Cut to Loo-Loo Land. A van with an I.M.P decal spray painted on the side pulls into the rather empty parking lot. Moxxie exits the van and opens the side door. A very cramped Stolas extracts himself excitedly. His daughter exits the van far less excitedly with Y/N having the same expression. Stolas dons an apple-themed hat and gestures toward the park gate. Octavia groans and pulls her hat low over her face.]

Blitzo: Now remember: this is work and work only. Me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs, alright?

Octavia: [disgustedly] Hey, dad, do we have to--

Blitzo: Okay yeah, hold on right there, sweetie. [Turns to Stolas.] If you try fuckin' my little ass in that park, I swear to--

Stolas: You are so cute when you are serious!

Octavia: I'm literally going to be sick.

Moxxie: Oh crumbs! I knew today would be a lot! What do you need?

[Moxie fishes around in a fanny pack and retrieves several pill bottles as he lists off his inventory.]

Moxxie: Antacids? Ibuprofen? Morphine?

[Moxxie shows Octavia several hypodermic needles of a glowing, acid green substance.]

Y/N: What the hell dad, where did you get all that?

Mason: Dad, I'm pretty sure that she was being figurative.

Anna: Yeah, even I knew that and I'm a kid.

Moxxie: Oh, right.

[Moxxie chuckles sheepishly as he discards the needles into a nearby baby carriage, where a baby imp happily reaches out to play with its dangerous new "toys."]

Moxxie: [under his breath] But she said it was literal.

Millie: [excitedly] Wooooow! I haven't been to this place since I was a tot!

Anna: This place is incredible!'

[A large letter falls off the sign of a nearby ride, crushing the teenaged imp underneath.]

Mason: And incredibly dangerous.

Millie: It hasn't changed a bit! Oh! LOOK! It's Big Woobly! Remember how much fun Mason had with him.

[Millie gestures toward a hideously malformed animatronic dinosaur, which opens its mouth and lets out a terrifying, demonic shriek.]

Moxxie: That is... deeply upsetting.

Millie: Oh come on! It's fun! You've never been here?

Moxxie: No. Theme parks always disturbed me. Especially the mascots.

[The park's mascot, Loo Loo appears out of nowhere behind Moxxie.]

Loo Loo: Well, hey there!

Moxxie: Aaah!

Loo Loo: I'm Loo Loo! Welcome to Loo Loo Land! If y'all get hurt here, just try and sue us!

Stolas: Look! Via! It's Loo Loo!

Octavia: I have a question.

Loo Loo: Well ask away, little girlie! A-hyuk a-hyuk a-hyuk!

Octavia: Is it true this park is just a really shameless spin-off of 's far more popular ?

Loo Loo: [beat] No?

Octavia: This place reeks of insecure corporate shame.

Y/N: (Sniffs the Air) Your right is does.

[Stolas chuckles in slight embarrassment, as he leads Octavia away.]

Stolas: Why don't we go check out the rides?

Loo Loo: That chick's creepy, huh?

Blitzo: Ah, wait till her dad tries to diddle your holes.

Loo Loo: What's that mean?

Moxxie: Don't talk to me! I know you're a pervert under there!

[Moxxie leaves, leading Millie off with him. Mason and Anna follow them. Loo Loo hangs his body dejectedly.]

Loo Loo: Yeah...

Y/N: Talk bad about my girlfriend again and I'll be killing you.

[Moxxie and Millie head down a pathway, and Moxxie, sweating profusely, stops to catch his composure.]

Mason: You really like this place, huh Mom?

Millie: I love this place! My parents would bring me and my siblings here, when they could swing it. Money-wise.

[Moxxie looks over to see a worker wheeling a wheelbarrow piled to the brim with money into a nearby giftshop. The two approach the window, where novelty cups and stuffed apples are for sale. The cups appear to cost at least 29 souls  per.]

Moxxie: Yeah, the prices do seem rather criminal. I mean, that much for a novelty cup you use one time?

Millie: 'Cause it's Loo Loo Land!

[Blitzo walks up, having loaded up on merch, including a novelty cup, as well as a hat with attached can holders and straws.]

Blitzo: Listen to your hoe, Mox. How 'bout I take the first watch while you guys... [Winks] have a little fun.

Anna: "Let's try some rides!"

Millie: Oh! We gotta do my favorite ride!

Moxxie: Oh yeah? Whi- which one?

[Cut to a shot of a lone imp riding a roller coaster named "The Lawsuit" that suddenly plunges off a sheer 90-degree drop at incredible speed, while on fire, with its rider hanging on for dear life. The coaster plunges into a tunnel in the ground.]

Moxxie/Mason: Oh crumbs!

[Cut to Moxxie and Mason vomiting into a trash can after having left the ride. A vomit-covered family walks by in the background, glaring disapprovingly at Moxxie and Mason. A massive dragon-like creature from the nearby petting zoo looms overhead, also glaring at Moxxie. In another part of the park, Stolas and Octavia walk along the path, as Blitzo takes up positions all around them with his rifle, on the lookout for any danger. A group of imps creep up behind the booths, ropes, knives, and pitchforks at the ready. They quickly scatter as Blitzo looks in their direction.]

Stolas: You know, it's quite thrilling to see you on the job, Blitzy.

Blitzo: Save it, bitch. I'm working.

Octavia: You both need to get a room.

Y/N: Yea, I agree.

Blitzo: Hey, I am not a day-hooker!

[A woman walking nearby with her baby glares at Blitzo before continuing on in a huff.]

Blitzo: What? I just said I'm not one, prude! [Flips her off.]

Stolas: [gasps] Look, Via! You used to cry such tears of joy at this show!

Octavia: [panicked] Oh no...

[Cut to flashback to Octavia as a young girl, as she is crushed against the stage by an excited crowd of imp children, as Robo Fizz sparks and cackles maniacally leering over Octavia, who soon breaks into tears. A younger Blitzo is seen in the background tending to a food cart, dressed and painted as a clown, scowling. Cut back to the present.]

Blitzo, Octavia and Y/N: I hate that fucking clown.

[Pan to Stolas, who has been captured and hoisted aloft by the crew of imps from earlier. Stolas' arms are bound and his head is covered by a cloth sack, and the imps are pointing various weapons at him. One has stolen Stolas' wallet.]

Stolas [unconcerned]: Oh Blitzy! I need my bodyguard, please!

[One imp jumps, to try and skewer Stolas with a pitchfork. Blitzo quickly brings his rifle to bear, shooting the imp in the torso, splattering Stolas's head with blood. The other imps quickly scatter. Octavia and Y/N enters the big top and finds a seat. Blitzo carries Stolas in, head still covered in the blood-soaked sack, sets him down, and walks off to take position. Stolas makes no move to remove the sack, until Octavia annoyedly rips it off her father's head.]

Robo Fizz: Hey hey hey hey hey, implings! It's me, the Robotic Fizzarolli! Shipped from Big Ozzie's factory to bring you a wonderful show celebrating Loo Loo Land, spelled with 'O's, to avoid lawsuits! Hit it!

https://youtu.be/lPyQ556ckzo

♫ Loo Loo Land, Loo Loo Land! ♫
♫ Everybody sing along with the Loo Loo band ♫
♫ Ev'ry boy, ev'ry girl, ev'ry woman, ev'ry man ♫
♫ Loves Loo Loo Land! ♫

♫ Loo Loo Land, Loo Loo Land! ♫
♫ Everything is beautiful at Loo Loo Land ♫
♫ Ugly children holdin' hands ♫
♫ In Loo Loo Land! ♫

♫ Everybody's friendly, and nobody is mean ♫
♫ No copyright infringement's ever seen ♫
♫ I have a dream (he has a dream) ♫
♫ I'm here to tell (he's here to tell) ♫
♫ About a magical fantastic place called Loo Loo Land! ♫

[Octavia is sitting and absorbing the musical with disgusted boredom. Outside, Moxxie, Millie, Mason, and Anna walk along a row of game booths, when they are addressed by one of the vendors.]

Carnie: Hello, hello! Step right up and win a thing!

Millie: [gasps excitedly] Oh, look Moxxie! A thing!

Mason: What is that thing?

Anna: I don't know, but it's adorable~

[The "thing" in question is some sort of purple stuffed penguin creature with imp horns, wearing pink overalls. The stuffed animal is labeled with a tag that says "THING?"]

Moxxie: Oh, you two like that thing?

Millie: YEEEEESSS! I don't really know what that thing is but I want that thing!

Anna: Me Too!

Moxxie/Mason: [smugly] Finally, something we can handle.

[Moxxie takes out some money and hands it to the carnie.]

Moxxie: Okay! two games, please!

[The carnie rolls his eyes and uses his tail to hand Moxxie and Mason pistols with a cork projectile in the muzzle. Moxxie does not even line up the shot, instead looking to his wife as he effortlessly hits the target right in the bullseye. Mason carefully aims the gun at the target, fires it, and hit the bullseye. Unbeknownst to Moxxie and Mason, the target barely moves. He makes a "ricochet" noise with his mouth and blows the black powder smoke clear of the gun, pleased with his marksmanship.]

Carnie: Strike one, little men!

Moxxie: But we hit it!

Mason: Yeah!

Carnie: Hmmm, I don't know what to tell ya, buddies. The target, see? It didn't go down. So yeah, no go, bros.

[Moxxie and Mason growl in anger, and Moxxie fishes another bill out of his pocket. They grab the pistols and fire another cork, hitting the target dead-center. The target does not budge. Moxxie slaps the pistol in annoyance while Mason just slams just sighs with annoyance.]

Moxxie: The Heaven's wrong with this thing?!

Mason: Is this thing rigged or something?

Carnie: Oh man, a real shame, I tell ya.

[The carnie mockingly cries.]

[Mason hisses in anger as he goes to pocket and pulls out a bill and slams it on the counter.]

Mason: Another!

[Cut back to the Fizzarolli show. Stolas is gleefully clapping to the music, while Octavia has thrown her head back in torment, banging her fist on the seat next to her.]

Robo Fizz: ♫ --sing along with the Loo Loo band! Ev'ry boy, ev'ry girl, ev'ry woman, ev'ry man loves Loo Loo Land! ♫

[The show ends with a small pyrotechnic display, as one of the animatronics falls to pieces onstage. Stolas claps and cheers even harder.]

Stolas: Oh hohohoho, how delightful!

[Behind Stolas, an imp armed with a kris rises from beneath the seats ready to stab Stolas, but his head is quickly blown apart by Blitzo, who has taken up a position in the gallery behind the back row of seats while imps scream in absolute fear and run away.]

Stolas: Oh! My, what aim you have, Blitzy!

Octavia: Ugh! I can't do this anymore!

Stolas: [concerned] Octavia!

Y/N: I've got her Mr. Stolas.

[Octavia storms off, with Stolas following behind as Blitzo cycles his rifle, and prepares to give chase after his charges.]

Robo Fizz: Ha ha ha hoho-oh! Is that Blitzo [pronounced as spelled] my sensors spot up there? I bet the kiddies are still running away from you, huh? [Laughs]

Blitzo: The 'O' is silent now!

Robo Fizz: Aww, just like your audience always was when you to-told your lazy jokes here! [Laughs]

[Blitzo removes his visors and throws them on the ground as he continues his argument with Robo Fizz.]

Blitzo: Bitch, I make more money killing people than you do being a cheap-ass robo-ripoff of an overrated sell-out jester!

Robo Fizz: Oohoohoo! Someone's salty! Real or not though, people love me! Does anybody love you, BLITZO?

Blitzo: No. But I'm really good with guns now. Dance, bitch!

[Blitzo slams a new magazine into his rifle, switches it to full-auto and opens up on Robo Fizz, who cartwheels out of the way of the incoming rounds. Robo Fizz rapidly spins like a wheel rolling up the stair to where Blitzo is. He coils himself around Blitzo like a snake, before using his own momentum to launch Blitzo through the top of the tent.]

Blitzo: Fuck meeeee...!

[Outside,Wally Wackford  rolls a cart of lit torches in by the tent.]

Wally: Torches, I say, I say! Get your inconvenient torches here!

[Blitzo lands on the cart, scattering the torches everywhere, which light the big top on fire.]

Wally: Ow-- I say, OW!

[The fire very rapidly spreads to all corners of the park. Rapidly burning and melting animatronics flee the tent, as Robo Fizz cackles with demonic glee at the destruction. Elsewhere, the carnie at the shooting gallery holds 600 souls of Moxxie's and some of Mason's money.]

Carnie: Wow! Man, you two really starting to make this sad. You know, if you suck, you suck! Guess you won't win your honeys here a prize.

Millie/Anna: Let us try!

[Millie and Anna grab the pistols and fires a cork at a target, which misses wildly. The carnie grins mischievously, and presses a foot pedal in the booth, which causes a targets to fall down.]

Carnie: Oh, look at that! Lucky shot, baby. You too kid.

Moxxie: Are you kidding me?! You- you- you charlatan!

Mason: You lying little-!

Carnie: Hey uh, get lost, pipsqueaks. I'm talkin' to the lady.

[The carnie leans toward Millie and makes a purring sound with his tongue at her. Millie immediately recoils in disgust. Mason was pissed, so he went to another stand and found a glass bottle.-

Mason headed behind the Stand and confronted the Carnie.]

Mason: Hey Carnie! You, weird, perverted dick! (Holds up bottle) How's this for a fun game?!

Mason: (Pants and walks back to his parents and Anna who are standing there with shocked faces.)

Anna: Wow.

[In the background, Blitzo and Robo Fizz continue to do battle against each other as the fires spread. Blitzo is launched into the air, and comes down through the roof of the shooting gallery, crushing the dead carnie under him.]

Moxxie/Mason: [surprised] Sir?/Uncle Blitz?

Blitzo: [dazed] Oh, hey guys! You should probably go uh, make sure Stolas is okay. I got some... unfinished business to take care of.

[Blitzo draws his flintlock pistol, cocks it, and fires. The impact spins Robo Fizz's head around, but when he spins his head back, he is revealed to be unharmed by the shot, having caught the bullet in his teeth.]

Blitzo: Oh, what a mouth!

[Blitzo immediately grimaces when he realizes what he just said. Robo Fizz coils himself up into his rolling form again, charging straight at Blitzo. He leaps out of the way as his enemy hit the booth, destroying it in a large explosion. Several pieces of shrapnel and burning prizes shoot in all direction, as the camera follows the severed heads of three of the "things" Moxxie attempted to win. The piece of stuffed animal strikes a young imp in the head, knocking him unconscious the second a photographer takes a picture of the family.]

Father: God damnit, Nathan! You ruined another bloody photo! Why were you even born?!

[Elsewhere, Stolas is still running after his daughter.]

Stolas: Octavia!

Octavia: Just leave me alone!

Y/N: Wait, up babe.[Octavia and Y/N run into a building called the "Fun House." Inside, Stolas is confronted with a a surreal room of eyes, tubes, spikes, mirrors, and disembodied hands. He goes further into the room, looking around for where his daughter could have gone. A shadow appears behind Stolas, as a three random imp jumps upon his back.]

Stolas: [annoyed] Um, I think I'm supposed to be bodyguarded right now!

[The imp covers Stolas' mouth with his shirt sleeve, but is suddenly shot in the head and falls to the ground. Moxxie and Millie appear in the entryway, Millie having just shot the imp with a pistol. The other is tackled by Mason and Anna and stabbed to death by them.]

Stolas: Ugh, that's better. Where is Blitzy? He's my knight in shining armor, not you littler ones.

Millie: He's uh... busy.

Moxxie: Being a fool. (Handing the MIille her prize while Mason hands one to Anna.)

Stolas: What kind of fool?

Mason: The "everything is now on fire" kind. (The Two girls were snuggling with their plushies.)

[Stolas leaves the imps, dodging between two swinging pendulums, and heads down a tunnel into an adjoining room. There, he sees Octavia riding in circles in apple-themed rail cars with Y/N.]

Octavia: Why doesn't he see what he's doing to me?

Y/N: Babe, I'm sure that he's doing everything that he can to make things right.

Octavia: I feel like he cares more about other things than he cares about me.

Y/N: You know that it's not true. Your dad does care about you with all his heart.

Octavia: Then, why do my parents have to constantly be arguing everyday?

Y/N: Life is never easy, even in hell it's difficult. But, know that you always have people that care about you. [Sees Stolas waiting patiently.] But, I think you might want to hear what your dad has to say about it.

Stolas: Octavia...

[Stolas discards the Loo Loo Land hat, which in response to his emotional state has gone from a goofy grin to a sad frown.]

Stolas: I take it you are... not having fun.

Octavia: I didn't even want to come here!

Stolas: I'm sorry, sweetie. I- I thought you loved it here.

Octavia: When I was a kid and my parents didn't hate each other, and my dad didn't flirt with some weird red dickhead the entire time.

Stolas: I'm sorry, Via. I'm sorry for... everything... happening right now. I know it's a lot I uh-- I should have listened.

Octavia: I just want to go home, but home doesn't even feel like home anymore. You ruined it.

Stolas: You need to understand, your mother and I... I just--I felt-- she's always been... I haven't been--we weren't in... I'm sorry, I- I- I don't have the words.

Octavia: Are you going to run off with him? And leave me behind? Go away where... I can't find you?

Stolas: [emphatically] What? No! No, no, never. I'd never do that. Never. I think it's time to leave this place. You were right. You are too old for it anyway.

[Y/N carries Octavia out of the Fun House, as an imp grins maniacally in the space above the drop-ceiling, looking down on Stolas. The imp drops down and flicks open a switchblade. Stolas immediately turns around, eyes glowing brightly. The imp is immediately turned to stone on the spot, and is knocked over by a pendulum Outside, the park has been reduced to pandemonium as dusk falls. Millie and Anna attempt to shoot at Robo Fizz, who rolls around wildly. The robot is caught by the draconic creature from before, and swallowed whole, as Moxxie and Mason ride on its back. Stolas, Octavia, Y/N leave the park gates.]

Stolas: So, what would you like to do now?

Octavia: Oh, can we go to Stylish Occult ? They sell weird taxidermy there.

Stolas: [reluctantly] Hmmm. Okay...

Octavia: Thanks, dad. You're okay sometimes.

Stolas: Thank you, Via. Thank-- (Mason and Anna come running out of the park panting)

Y/N: What happened in there?

[A massive explosion rocks the park, sending the employees of I.M.P. hurtling through the air, screaming. All three land in front of Stolas, Octavia, Y/N, Mason, and Anna.]

Moxxie: Way to ruin another good thing, sir!

Blitzo: Worth it! That slutty toy clown had. It. Coming!

[Moxxie and Blitzo fall unconscious. A stray animal grabs Millie by the hair and drags her offscreen.]

Mason: Mom! Get back you little bastard! (Runs for it with Anna)

Y/N: (Sets Octavia down) Call you later babe. (Kisses her cheek and runs after the dog with Anna and Mason.)

Hope you enjoyed the chapter