Chapter 10: Truth Seekers!

In Hell, Fang was coming back from picking up some donuts for the group when they are off on a mission leaving Fang with Loona to watch the office. Once he entered the room he looked to see Millie crying as well as angry while also punching the wall repeatedly.

Fang: What's going on here?

Millie: Shit! Shit shit shit shit....😢sniff....

Loona: Uh...are you okay there?

Millie: What are you two doing sitting there?! The boys are in trouble!

Fang: What the hell happened Millie?

Millie: We were coming back from a mission when all of sudden both Moxxie and Blitz were ambushed by humans are taken to who knows where. Open the portal again.

Loona: Blitz was using a total of zero euphemisms  innuendos or swears that means it was serious, which means I don't open it until...(Loona saids then gets grabbed by an angry Millie)

Millie: Open the fucking portal now!!!

Fang: Girls we will just take the portal I just opened with my ring.(Fang saids while opening a portal to the human world)

Millie: Oh, I completely forgot you could do that.

Fang: Best to bring some weapons this could turn ugly, though I been itching for a good beat down.

Loona got her backpack and filled it with weapons while Millie brought her ax. The three of them headed into the portal with both Loona and Fang in human disguises to avoid being seen as a HellWolf and HellHound. Once they entered the human world and into the place where both Blitz and Moxxie were captured there was nobody in sight.

Millie: They aren't here..

Fang: Sniff..sniff...I got their scent, they were heading this way. 

Loona: I got their scent as well, come on lets go save the dumb-asses.(Loona saids as Millie got into the backpack while following Fang to lead to where Blitz and Moxxie are)

Meanwhile with both Moxxie and Blitz, after they were captured by two humans wearing suits and glasses. They were taken to a place where both will be integrated by the two humans who captured them in which were both agents named Agent 1 and Agent 2. Agent 2 is female and Agent 1 is the male.

Moxxie: Argh....

Agent 2: Finally awake huh little fella, your partner has been for a while now.

Blitz: Look shit-bag it takes a lot to keep me down all right. I took a shit ton of tranquilizers in the college I dropped out of also I haven't strapped nipple first to a car battery. 

Agent 1: Tell us demon scum! Who do you work for Satan? 

Agent 2: How did you get to our world from the afterlife?

Agent 1: Why are you killing humans?!

Agent 2: When did you show up here?

Blitz: Yea I'm gonna have to stop you right there bitch first of all we just woke up from a very nasty shock and I'm still feeling fucking woozy so I'm gonna request you to fetch us some coffee before we get into this. I mean everyone gets coffee in shitty movies with seems like this am I right, I want something iced bitch. Mox?

Moxxie: I'll have a Neapolitan cappuccino more captain chino make sure it's got no more than four ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise and make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup they always put foxy or roxy I hate that. If you can't handle that I'll have a venti traditional misto, please use soy milk with two blonde shots adffogato and ristretto. I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom then add the coffee after then...

Agent 1: Enough! We aren't getting any of you coffee!!

Blitz: Wow, I was getting massive douche chills Mox, congrats. 

Agent 2: If we have too, we are willing resort to torture methods to get answers out of you nasty hell beats. 

Moxxie: You say tortured? You mean physical or psychological, physical seems counterproductive we would likely tell you anything if it meant an end to the pain and you would have no way of knowing what was true.

Blitz: Or we might like it too much and then you got a whole new thing to deal with. 

Agent 1: What do you mean by that?

Blitz: Oh you're stupid huh. I could work with stupid, daddy likey dummy. 

Moxxie: Pfffft......hahahahaha! Good one sir hehehe!

Agent 2: You better stop laughing at us!

Agent 1: Yea! You are the ones at our mercy. 

Moxxie: It's hard to resist, I'm really sorry I mean how considering your approach us far you've had us tired here for what hours and you haven't even had us confirm what exactly what we are.

Agent 2: What are you? 

Moxxie: I'm a virgo. 

Blitz: Ha!

Agent 1: Oh smart guy huh!

Agent 2: One more quip out of you and we'll shut you up!

Blitz: Ooh get kinky! 

Agent 1 and 2: DAH?!!!

Agent 1: We aren't playing any vile demon kinks!!

Blitz: That's what it sounded like back there you sickos.

Moxxie: Please don't give them ideas sir. 

Blitz: Why not I know the shit you're into.

Agent 1: Stop!! We are not getting kinky with you!!

Agent 2: Calm down Agent 1 don't let these monsters get to you.

Blitz: Hey aren't we gonna get our phone call bitch. 

Agent 1: Well that entirely depends. Who are you gonna call? Hmm?

Blitz: Hehehe your fat mom faking her for a fat time.

Agent 2: Nice try demon, his fat mom is dead!

Outside of the building known as Dhorks in which where both Blitz and Moxxie are being kept while the whole building was surrounded by guards with camera's everywhere. Fang along with Loona and Millie seek from behind the place without anyone knowing.

Millie: This is where they ended up?

Loona: I think so.

Fang: I read about these guys, before I died in the human world they are group of morons who investigate the paranormal activities happening on earth. They see anything paranormal which in any case demons and they bring them here for questioning, this is where Blitz and Moxxie will be held. 

Loona: Fuck this looks intense. How are gonna get in?

Fang: There's a vent above us, Millie hop inside that and once inside open the door so we can get in.

Millie: Good idea Fang!(Millie saids and goes into the vent then opens the door for Fang and Loona)

When they get inside the place Fang told the girls too stop because there are two guards in the hallway in which Fang decided to get rid of them himself, so he sneaked up towards two men and snapped their necks without anyone knowing. 

Snap! Snap!

Loona: Nice sneak babe.

Fang: Thanks, hang on there are camera's everywhere I better shut them down to avoid being seen.

Millie: Good idea Fang you do that.

Fang: Camera Eteinte..

Fang saids the spell in which all the camera's in the building shut down giving Fang and girls a chance to continue on before the guards know of what is going on. By the time they made to the other hall they looked to see some guards with weapons in their hands.

Fang: I'll hand this girls. 

Fang took out his twin guns and aimed them at the guards who all charged at Fang in which Fang smirked and decided to go full on Deadpool on these assholes. 

Fang: Who-hoo!(Fang did a flip and fired his gun) 

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Fang shot and killed three guys then shot two more in the head followed snapping the last three guards necks and not before shooting them in the face. 

Fang: Hehehe still love these guns. 

Millie: Whistle! That was sicken awesome.

Loona: He's gotta teach how to do that.(Loona saids in thought while smiling at her man)

Fang: Come on girls let's go. There are more guards at front you girls wanna take this one.

Millie: With pleasure. Hey Loona throw me!

Loona throws Millie into the guards who were going into the elevator and what both Loona and Fang heard were screams and guts coming out. The elevator door opens and what showed was Millie with her ax and the bodies of the guards all chopped up into pieces. 

Loona: Damn, you're pretty agile for an old lady. 

Millie: I'm like five years older than you.

Fang: Nice work Millie. Hopefully this elevator will take us to where your husband and our dickhead boss is.

Back with Blitz and Moxxie, the two of them were making both Agent 1 and 2 angry and making them look like fools in which Blitz was insulting Agent 1's mother over and over. 

Agent 1: Stop insulting my mother!! She's dead!

Agent 2: Hey hey let's just leave them here until they feel like talking.(Agent 2 saids to 1 who both leave the room together while Blitz and Moxxie remained tied together)

Blitz: Don't worry Mox, if we keep being obnoxious they'll eventually slip up and we'll get a chance to get out so let's just keep  fucking with them until they get so frustrated they stop thinking clearly it usually works. 

Outside of the room, the two agents were watching the two demons from a mirror so they can listen to the conversation without both Moxxie and Blitz knowing. 

Agent 1: Hmmm so the demons want to play games, huh. Well we can play games. 

Agent 2 laugh and push a button and the words on it stand for truth bomb. Inside the room Moxxie was getting worried about Millie whole Blitz was struggling to get out the rope until green smoke was coming into the room.

Moxxie: I worried about Millie. She'll be on her way by now, I'm sure.

Blitz: She'll be fine Moxxie. It would take a ride on a hippo to take down that woman when she's upset. 

Moxxie: We never dealt with the human government before. She's in danger.

Blitz: Do you ever honestly shut up about Millie! It's always oh how's, Millie I can't tonight, I'm hanging with Millie, I'm so worried about Millie and she's always five fucking feet away from you it's pathetic. 

Moxxie: That was oddly personal..

Blitz: Yea? Yea you're right, I don't know why the fuck I just let my gut spill like that?

Moxxie: Sir they are filling this room with something.(Moxxie saids while looking at the green gas in the room)

Blitz: Fuck, what the hell is this? 

Moxxie: I think it's some kind of airborne truth telling serum. 

Blitz: Oh you just guessed that what it is?

Moxxie: Well, uh just ask me something specific I wouldn't normally tell you. 

Blitz: Okay uh, does Millie ever peg you?

Moxxie: Sometimes...wait?! Eww fuck, why that?!

Blitz: Heh I knew it. 

Moxxie: Well your suit is tacky, fuck I'm sorry.

Blitz: Gasp! How fucking dare you?! You have shitty taste in music! I'm sorry...

Moxxie: Shit taste? You said you like that musical I recommended it to you?

Blitz: I lied! I left halfway through. 

Moxxie: You...you said you loved it..

Blitz: It was awful Moxxie it was about ugly horny cat! I said so many lies to you Moxxie!

Both burst into tears while behind the glass mirror both Agent 1 and 2 were enjoying the show. The gas was still coming into the room and it was affecting Blitz and Moxxie more. All of sudden the gas was not only telling them truths but it was also making them delusional in which both Blitz and Moxxie started to have visions. Both of them started to see their past as well as the mistakes they made but also trying to get past of what they lost and willing do anything to make things right somehow. Then in their visions the two of them made up and let go of their past mistakes. 

Meanwhile with Fang and the girls, after killing more guards getting in their way, they came towards a lock door with a code lock next to it. 

Millie: Try 1. 

Loona typed in the number 1 so many times and it opened the door in which Fang shook his head for how these people use one code to open a door. 

Fang: When this is over, I'm gonna blow this place up.(Fang saids in thought while joining Loona and Millie)

The Camera's were still off but Blitz and Moxxie were still tied up and the truth smoke disappeared. 

Moxxie: Do you remember what you said to me. After my first day with the company.

Blitz: Not really.

Moxxie: I remember, you told me I did a good job and that you were proud to work with me. I feel like you wanted to say something more judgmental but..you said that because I needed it and it helped. 

Blitz: Look, I'm hard you because I know what you're capable of Mox. You care too much about what everyone thinks except for me because you know my opinion is correct but just keep doing a good job ok you shoot and kill good you escape things easy, you can be strategic and cold blooded when you need to and don't expect any more compliments I'm maxed out. 

Moxxie: Thank you sir.

Blitz: You know my name, use it.

Moxxie: Thanks Blitz. 

Both smiles at each other and then heard noise coming from the selling in which they looked to see Millie coming down that brought smiles upon both Moxxie and Blitz.

Moxxie: There's my Millie!

Blitz: Impressive work Mills. How'd you get here all by yourself?(Blitz saids when Loona came busting through the window with Agent 2 and with Fang throwing Agent 1)

Fang: She didn't, she needed a ride and a HellWolf as well as a Hellhound. 

Blitz: Looney! 

Loona: Get your asses out of here before more fuckers show up!!

Fang: Grab your guns and lets bring some hell on these bastards who get in our way!!

Fang and Loona change back into their HellWolf and HellHound forms and gave Blitz and Moxxie along with Millie guns. Agent 1 hit the alarm button after being attacked by Fang and now more guards showed up with weapons. They guards surrounded the imps, hellhound, and HellWolf.

Blitz: Okay I've had one too many emotions for today. Guys lets fuck these fuckers up!!

Fang: Show time a-holes!! Light them up!!

Fanfg started to shoot the guards first in which half of them died while one threw its weapon at Blitz but it was caught by Loona who grabbed it with her teeth then started to go on a rampage in killing the guards in which Millie followed suite slicing the guards with her big ax in her hands. Moxxie and Blitz were shooting the guards like Fang who is going on a full killing spree. 

Blitz: Mox cover me! 

Moxxie: Yes sir! 

Blitz took out his knife and started to gut the bastards and chop of their heads in which Blitz took some selfies of him doing the killing than went back to the real thing. Moxxie hammered the guards then went back to shooting them. Loona and Fang kicked some asses while biting off some heads included followed by Blitz giving Loona a weapon to use.

Loona: Die mother fuckers!

Fang: This the best fun I ever had! Die you mother fuckers die!

Blitz: I'd never been happier and more alive!!! Hahaha!

Fang: Yo Millie!

Millie: Hey Fang just a second.(Millie saids while using her ax to kill more guards)

Blitz: Do you need a gun or anything? 

Millie: Nah I'm good!

Millie went monster on the guards and sliced them all up into pieces leaving none alive or fast enough to get away from Millie and her carnage. 

Blitz: Hows about some water? 

Millie: Sure! Sigh thanks Blitz.

Blitz: No problem nelly billy. Now who wants some quality time with daddy

Blitz shot four guys with his guns then hit the two with his bat as well as third one. Blitz then held a bomb in his hand and hit with his bat. The bomb hit the two men and they died in explosion. Agent 1 and 2 were trying to get away from the carnage but saw so many of their men dead. 

Agent 1: Oh good god! Why are we only using weapons from Japan's Edo period?!!

Agent 2: Hey the Edo period was badass and you know it! 

Agent 1: Dammit you're right. 

Agent 2: Look out?!

Agent 1 and 2 dodged an explosives and falling bodies of their dead men and women who were being slaughtered like animals while trying to get away. Loona and Fang tag teamed and shot a lot of guards and then Fang went old school and uses his claws and fangs to rip the guards to pieces followed by user his laser vision to fry them alive. 

Moxxie: Bitches!!!!

Blitz: Hey Mox!

Moxxie: EEP?!(Moxxie got startled and shot the guard in the dick)

Blitz: Oh wow really going for the dick there ain't you. Here I got it for you.(Blitz saids and stabs the guard with his knife)

Blitz then told Moxxie to hold the backpack until he took out a large rocket launcher that gave Fang a weird look at how did Loona got a rocket launcher that big to fit inside a tiny backpack.

Blitz: Oh yea getting hard hold this mother fucker! Hahahaha!(Blitz saids and fires the rocket launcher at the remaining guards killing everyone one of them with one shot)

Fang: Whistle! Instant barbecue. 

Moxxie: Oh crumbs is everyone ok? 

Blitze: Wooo! Hows that for demon scum!!

Agent 1 and 2 looked at each other and seeing all their guards killed decided to take action in which they pressed the red button that caused another alarm to the whole building. 

ALARM! ALARM!

Blitz: Shit! Come on fam let's blow this cocksickle joint. 

Fang: Guys they have the place on lockdown! 

Moxxie: Quick the book or Fang's ring!

Fang: I can't see anything.

Loona: Neither can I! I can't read the spell in this light. I can't see dick?!

Blitz: Oh shit looks like we milked this weapon tit dry and now we're out of badassery. 

Agent 2: Hah you demons aren't going anywhere now! 

Fang: Heh I wouldn't say that for sure assholes. 

Loona: Fang what do you mean by that?

Fang: I sense something coming and it's close and it's someone we know.

All of sudden both agents saw a dark shadow rising from behind the gang followed by all the computers and ground to shake raptly until a dark voice was heard. 

Who dares threat my impish little play thing?

Agent 1: Who said that?!

Agent 1 get hits with something then looks over to Agent 2 who is just standing still but with her eyes wide and her mouth hanging down and the bodies of the guards rising from the ground. Agent 1 went to see what was wrong with Agent 2 when all of sudden she gets possessed by a demon. 

Agent 2(Possessed): What's the matter demon hunter? Never seen a real demon before. Hahahahahahaha!

The next thing Agent 1 saw was that Agent 2 stopped laughing and her neck twisted and out came a dark shadow from her mouth with a dark symbol under her. The shadow itself came forth and revealed as a dark demon owl that Blitz knows as well as Fang since he sensed the familiar power. 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The thing both Agent 1 and 2 hugged each other for life while seeing the demon in front of them that scared them for life and await their doom until the shadow transformed into Stolas himself.

Fang: Oh looks Blitz it's your owl boyfriend. 

Blitz: Stolas? How did you know we needed help?

Stolas: I have my ways darling. Are you all right?

Blitz: Arg..I'm fine Stolas.

Stolas: Oh good. How the fuck did you get caught by humans?! Are you little creatures being careful up here, you know if you get in trouble I get in trouble we don't want that. 

Moxxie: They caught us off guard your highness. 

Blitz: Yea you can unclench your bird puss dollars it's not gonna happen again ok. 

Stolas: Luckily for you most don't believe the word of the demon obsessed lunatics. 

Fang: Actually your highness I have, these bastards are as crazy as the nut jobs I seen in hell. 

Stolas: Well at least somebody knows about them. They are seen as kooks. Hehehe kooks, such a silly word. Now let us all return shall we.(Stolas saids and opens a portal to hell)

Moxxie: Yes please, I'd like to get back to the correct hell hole as soon as possible. 

Stolas: Am I gonna get any thank you for recuses Blitzy?

Blitz: Oh I suppose you should, want me to fuck your brains out tonight?

Stolas: Very much so. 

Blitz: All right but you're keeping quiet or I'm using those bear traps. 

Stolas and Blitz made out that made both Fang and Loona sick to their stomaches but Fang was gonna get a good laugh when he left something for those Dhorks guys in the human world. Both Agent 1 and 2 saw everything and don't know what to do.

Agent 2: So what now?

Agent 1: What now? We finally got the evidence we needed to be taken seriously. 

Agent 1 was typing on the computer to find the evidence when all of sudden the camera were not turning on and none of them had anything on them in which Agent 1 tried again but still nothing.

Agent 1: What? Where is it? Where is the evidence?!

Agent 2: Whats wrong?

Agent 1: The evidence is all gone?!!! Everything that took place it's all been ruined!!

Agent 2: Wait there is something glowing on the keyboard maybe that is where the evidence is.

Agent 1: Your right looks like our luck has just changed.

Agent 1 push the button on the keyboard and the next thing that happened it triggered the hidden bomb that Fang put into the building before leaving and when it went off the whole building with the agents and the dead guards went into flames leaving nobody inside alive. 

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When the explosion past Fang opened a portal and saw the whole place gone with everyone inside dead which earned the HellWolf a smirk that those assholes are gone for good. 

Fang: Sigh how enjoy the sight of fireworks. So long mother fuckers I wont be missing any of you.(Fang saids and closes the portal)

Loona: Hey Fang what was that?

Fang: Oh I just had to take care of some business in which I blew up those morons base as well as killed those two agents because they thought it would be a good idea to show the world that we exist and I wouldn't allow that to happen so I erased the evidence and set up a large bomb in the building and once it was trigger that whole place with the two agents exploded leaving none alive.

Loona: Wow thats hardcore and kind of hot. 

Fang: Hehehe yea it sure was. 


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