The adventure begins in the circus as pomni demonstrate what happens when she holds her breath.

Pomni: ok, I'm ready.

Octavia starts recording.

Octavia: and... ACTION!

She begins holding her breath and turns blue.

Stella: we got blue.

She turns pink.

Vaggie: we got pink now.

She now turns red.

Blitz: we got red now.

She now becomes orange.

Ragatha: Oh, orange!

Now yellow.

Zooble: yellow.

Now green.

Kinger: Now she's green.

Turns back to blue.

Moxxie: she's back to blue.

Her face changing colors go a little faster, and she starts breathing again.

Octavia: and... cut!

Ragatha: Huh, I guess the hue shift just gets faster.

Pomni: So that's what happens when i hold my breath. Remind me, what happens when u guys hold your breath?

Jax: Easy: Kinger starts glowing like a glow stick, ragatha's hair noodles stick up, gangle's mask spins, and zoobles limbs straightens up.

Zooble: obviously. (Beep) off.

Blitz: Neat. What about u?

Zooble: He won't show or tell us because he's a coward.

Jax: i wanna keep the mystery alive. What do U, the READERS, think it is?

He thinks he's pointing at us when he's actually pointing as thin air.

Zooble: Will u stop doing that?

Millie: i think he broke the 4th wall.

Blitz: HA! Now that's (beep) ing hilarious!

But he realized he was censored.

Blitz: Oh yeah! I forgot caine censors foul language here. Oops.

Caine: I'm glad u realized that when u accidentally said that swear word. But Y is everyone just standing around when there's adventure to be had!?

Charlie: Yes!

Azrael: Alright, what adventure do we have this time?

Caine: Well, my black angel friend, the adventure for today is: THE MYSTERY OF MILDENHALL MANOR! that's right! This big, spooky mansion has been rumored to be filled to the brim with paranormal activity! It's up to U to solve the house's deep mysteries and capture all the ghoulish ghost activity u can!

Blitz: OOH! Ghosts! Finally! Wait here! I'll be right back!

He went to his room and returned in a uniform. A Ghostbusters uniform.

Blitz: 🎵 If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who ya gonna call? 🎵

Chorus: 🎵 GHOSTBUSTER BLITZ! 🎵

Blitz: 🎵 If there's something weird, and it doesn't look good, who ya gonna call? 🎵

Chorus: 🎵 GHOSTBUSTER BLITZ!🎵

Blitz: 🎵 I ain't afraid of no ghost! Let me tell u something... BUSTIN' MAKES ME FEEL GOOD! Yeah! 🎵

All: ...

Caine: Wow, someone's come prepared.

Blitz: I've watched some of these Ghostbusters movies and shows back at the hotel, and they're cool. Even played the video game with via. Too bad i don't have the proton pack, but i do have this cool uniform.

Stella: Not gonna lie... i love a man in uniform.

Caine: Then i picked the right adventure for a Ghostbuster. Hope you're ready to bust some paranormal activity, cause it's a BIG job!

Blitz: Ready!

Caine: Btw, where's zooble!? This adventure was made M for matoor people like her!

Stella: it's spelled M a t u r e. Not m a t o o r.

Stolas: Actually, they both sound the same.

Stella: it does?

Via: he's right. 2 o's sound like 1 U.

Stella: ... (gasp) Oh my god! He IS right! I should've seen that coming!

Caine: So, which 6 will go for this adventure? For this adventure, 6 will go since there should be 2 paths to take, and each group of 3 will take either path. Who's team 1?

Anton: I'll join team 1.

Pomni: Me too, i guess.

Blitz: Obviously, me.

Caine: That's team 1. Who will be team 2?

Ragatha: I'll join team 2

Gangle: I'll go.

Zooble: I'll go. Happy now, caine?

Caine: Zooble! U changed your mind! So you're going on this adventure after all!

Zooble: I've thought a lot, and someone needs to keep pomni protected as well as her boyfriend. So, for once, i volunteer.

Caine: Finally! An adventure with U in it. I promise u won't regret it.

Zooble: Whatever. Just open the portal b4 i change my mind.

Caine: Ok.

He opens the portal, and the adventure begins.

THE MILDENHALL MANOR.

Zooble: i can't believe I'm actually doing this. I'm so gonna hate this.

Anton: Hey, I'm sure it won't be that bad. Btw, name's dynamite anton.

Zooble: Cool, i guess.

Ragatha: So, blitz, u wanted to do this adventure as a Ghostbuster?

Blitz: U bet I did. If anything tries to scare pomni, they'll have to get past me 1st!

Gangle: Well, I'm proud of u and pomni, i think u 2 r cute together.

Blitz: thx, ribbons. That's a cool nickname for ya. Sound cool?

Gangle: Uh, yeah, that's more than cool for me.

Blitz: Great.

Zooble: Well, i appreciate u keeping pomni safe. Just don't break her fragile little heart, or I'll make u regret it.

Blitz: I don't plan on such heartbreaking treachery.

Zooble: Good. Then you're cool in my book.

But they heard a spooky sound.

Ragatha: What was that!?

Blitz: shhh! I'm detecting some paranormal activity already. Boy, that was fast.

The ghost revealed itself to be ghostly, the friendly ghost.

Ghostly: Hi! I'm ghostly. And I'll be your guide today! B4, u continue on your adventure, u must choose what door u must go through. The door on the left is the normal door.

Caine: (voiceover) rated WOW for all ages!

Ghostly: The door on the right is the really scary door!

Caine: (voiceover) rated AAAAHHHH!!!! For mature zoobles only!

Ghostly: it's up to u to choose the path u wanna take! Good luck!

He disappeared.

Blitz: Hmm, alright. Seems helpful enough, so I'll let him go.

Gangle: Which door should we take?

Anton: Not sure... but i do have a stick of unlit dynamite. Let's throw that on the right.

As he did, the entrance with ugly teeth revealed itself.

Anton: Aha! Now we know which door is which!

Blitz: Nice work! Everyone, make your pick! Me, i take the right.

Anton: Right.

Zooble: the right. It did say mature zoobles only.

Blitz: Ok! Pomni, u, and the girls take the left side. I don't want u getting scared. I heard u don't take jumpscares that well.

Pomni: No, i don't. But be careful.

Blitz: I'll do my best.

Pomni: Good luck, blitzy.

She kisses his cheek for good luck as he and the other 2 jump in with him.

Ragatha: I'm sure he'll be fine, pomni.

Gangle: he can handle anything if he's a Ghostbuster for this adventure.

Pomni: Well, then, let's see what the left side offers us.

Meanwhile, back at the circus...

Caine: So, stella, how does it feel being married to Blitz?

Stella: Oh, it's fantastic! At 1st, i thought imps r NEVER good in bed, but that 1 imp in particular, boy, he proved me wrong.

Stolas: Oh, trust me, I've had that same idea as well.

Jax: Well, I'm jealous of the fact that pomni had feelings for him and was made part of his little "harem."

Annie: And yet u have feelings for LITERALLY NO ONE?

Jax: got that right.

Vaggie: i swear, you're even worse of a troublemaker than angel dust was.

Jax: i take offense to that!

Angel dust: I'll take that as a compliment.

Jax: Who asked U, fluffy!?

Husk: Hey! Break it up, u 2! Break it up!

Caine: Thank u, my kitten friend.

Husk: Just so u know, caine, just because I look like a cat sinner doesn't mean i sound like 1, too. Remember that.

Caine: Got it.

Meanwhile, back in the manor's scary path...

Blitz: Alright, we have arrived.

Lighting struck, showing all the creepy heads on mounds as trophies on the walls.

Anton: Uh, oh... that's less encouraging. And I've been through hell just to beat Satan and steal my booze back.

Zooble: U LITERALLY kicked the devil's ass just for booze? How does 1 do that anyway?

Anton: Gonna be real, i was always a drunk man, and when I'm NOT drunk, i can get pretty mad.

Zooble: i should've known.

Blitz: Yeah, he told me that when i 1st met him.

They find a tape and play it as it explains who Baron mildenhall is and his hobby for hunting, but it got real for a creature he's been after for a long time.

Anton: Oh boy...

Zooble: So he likes hunting, so what?

Blitz: I'll bet for this kinda head with creepy eyes, There's more to it than that. It could be, REAL PARANORMAL ACTIVITY.

Zooble: Whatever u say, Blitz. (She sees a lift.) Huh, this could be a way back.

She tried to open it, but it was locked.

Zooble: drat! We need to find a key.

Anton: Well, caine did say something about mysteries, so i think this is one of them. Let's split up and look for scooby clues.

Zooble: i suppose that sounds right. Wait... who watches scooby doo anymore?

Blitz: gonna be real, I'm not sure. I'll ask stella about that later.

They went to separate rooms to find a key to the lift.

Anton: Find anything, zooble?

Zooble: Nope.

Blitz: GUYS! OVER HERE! I FOUND SOMETHING!

They rushed over to Blitz's location.

Blitz: i found another tape, I'll bet the key is in this room, too. Go ahead and play it while i find the key to the lift.

Zooble plays the tape as it explains Baron's obsession with hunting down the creature as he explained the body disappeared and warns them to NOT let the head out of their sights.

Blitz: FOUND IT! Let's hurry to the lift!

But as he said that, the lights went out.

Blitz: DAMN IT! I should've known this was gonna happen.

Zooble: Well, learn not to jinx things then.

Anton: Guys! There is no time for arguing. We must find the lift in this darkness.

Blitz: Agreed.

Zooble: Fine.

They went through the darkness to find the lift.

Zooble: So what do u think the tape meant by "don't let the head out of your sight?"

Blitz: i have a bad feeling it meant that i could be moving at some point and scare us.

Anton: Heh, yeah, right.

Head: (SCREAM!!!!!!)

Anton: Oh, wait... now i know what it means now. Our next step now is to... RUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!!!

The 3 ran to the lift, and zooble unlocked it just fast enough.

Zooble: Hurry up! Get in!

Blitz: Way ahead of ya!

Anton: Me too!

They jump in.

Anton: Prepare for lift-off because we're going UP!

Instead, the lift goes down.

Zooble: Wait, y r we going down instead of up?

Blitz: Uh, oh...

Zooble: i officially regret going on this adventure now.

It dropped, and they screamed.

Meanwhile, back at the circus.

Caine: The Vs, huh? Those buncha meanies. If i EVER saw them ANYWHERE in my circus, I would see to it i make my adventures torturous enough for them to die from.

Stella: i know! And we killed them twice!

Charlie: Those Vs did NOT deserve redemption whatsoever and deserve damnation.

Jax: Heh, i would've done quite some chaos on them in more ways than 1.

Vaggie: But I'm glad they're gone for good this time.

Caine: Good riddance to them, i say!

Meanwhile, back at the haunted path, in the cellar.

Zooble: Great! Now what!?

Anton: Calm down, I'm sure we can think of something.

Blitz: i found another tape.

He plays it as it explains how the creature took everything from Baron, and he wouldn't stop at ANYTHING until he defeated it with nothing left to defend but his own soul.

Anton: Blitz, you're good with guns. Go get his shotgun.

Blitz: worth a shot.

He walks to Baron's dead corpse.

Blitz: Please don't come alive...

Baron's corpse: ok, i won't.

Blitz was completely creeped out over that and just took the gun and found 2 bullets in it.

Blitz: we have 2 shots. Let's make them count.

Zooble: Finally! A plan for a change!

But she heard a noise from the sewage hole in the wall.

Blitz: Stay behind me.

What come out of it? The body! It was standing up as the head floated into the cellar.

Anton: Uh, oh! The head's back!

Zooble: Blitz, hurry up and shoot!

Blitz: Leave it to me. I can handle this.

The body ran to attack, but Blitz shot it down, and he shot the head down, too.

Blitz: Well, that wasn't so bad.

Zooble: That's a lie, and i can smell it, despite the fact i don't have a nose.

(Yes, i did make that liar's bar reference. Don't judge me.)

The tape plays on its own as it explains the creature turned out to be 1 of God's angels and anyone who brings harm to it will be dragged to hell where his soul resides and he needs a body to escape the hall of the damned.

Blitz: Hey, wait a minute. How did he record this if he was in hell?

But then, hellish arms grabbed them and started dragging them down.

The tape finishes with Baron telling them the next breath they take will be the last and their bodies will belong to him.

Zooble: Now i DEFINITELY regret this adventure! I hate u so much, caine!!!!!

Meanwhile, from the left room of the manor, the 3 girls were having tea with the wife ghost: martha mildenhall.

Ragatha: So, he accidentally killed u when he thought u were this creature, huh?

Martha: Yeah, him and his silliest priorities.

Gangle: i just hope the others r ok.

Pomni: I'm sure they r. After all, my blitzy can handle any opponent who gets in his way.

Martha: Well, congratulations, sweetie. I'm sure your relationship will work out just fine.

Ragatha: Well, we thank u for the tea, ma'am.

Martha: Always a pleasure, my friends. Be safe on your way back.

The 3 left as the door closed gently and reached the exit.

Caine: (voiceover) Congratulations! U completed the pacifist route, but u must wait for the other team to complete their adventure b4 u leave.

Gangle: i wonder how long that would be.

Pomni: hopefully not too long. Though I m worried about zooble, though.

Ragatha: I'm sure she'll make it out safely.

Meanwhile, back on the spooky path, in hell.

Blitz: This is hell for this manor? It's not what i had in mind.

Zooble: we r in literal HELL RIGHT NOW!!!

Anton: ZOOBLE! CALM DOWN!

Zooble: HOW CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN WE'RE IN HELL!?!?!?!?!? HOW CAN ANYONE CALM DOWN!?!?!?!?!?

Blitz: ENOUGH!!!!!!!!

It was enough to make the other 2 flinch.

Blitz: We have NO time for arguing! We need to find a way out!

But he noticed a hallway name.

Blitz: "Hall of the damned." This could be what the tape was talking about. Along with the next breath we take will be the last.

Zooble: Oh really? Then how do we get out if that's the case? Hmm!?

Blitz: Perhaps we could NOT breathe and not think about it as well.

Anton: That could work.

Zooble: Let me guess: i have to hold my breath?

Blitz: it sounds that way.

Anton: Then let's do it and escape.

The 3 hold their breath, blitz and anton, nothing is happening, but zooble, her limbs straighten up. They hold it as long as they can to reach the end of the hallway. And when they did, they let go and started breathing again.

Anton: a staircase. It could be a way out.

Blitz: Then, team, let's move.

Zooble: Fine, i just want outta here.

The 3 walk up the stairs and opened a door, leading to the others.

Pomni: Blitzy! U guys made it back! Was it scary?

Blitz: sorta. But it's not scary enough to scare the skeleton outta me.

Anton: it was rather unsettling.

Zooble: Let's just leave, NOW.

The portal opens, which leads them back to the circus.

Meanwhile, back at the circus.

Caine: So, vassago, how long have u known blitz?

Vassago: Well, I've known him for some time, kinda don't know how long exactly.

Caine: I see.

He senses the others returning.

Caine: Oh! The others r coming back!

Vassago: Sweet!

Caine: Welcome back, my haunted maidens.

Ragatha: We're not ghosts, caine, unless u meant the fact our door was a pacifist route.

Zooble: NEVER make me do that again. I'm SO skipping the next adventure after all that.

Annie: How did it go, anton?

Anton: kinda unsettling.

Pomni: Well, we got the adventure done, right Blitzy?

Blitz: Yeah.

Pomni: also...

She kisses him on the cheek, making Blitz blush as the episode ends.

End of chapter.

Author note: Now THAT was haunting. But get ready for a fast food adventure in the next chapter. See ya next time.