It was a new day for the new I M P gang. But this story takes place at the goetia palace.

Octavia: So, why exactly are we at home and not at the office?

Blitz: Well, I thought it would be nice for all of us to hang out here for the day.

Stolas: I would have to agree, my dear blitzy.

Stella: Why do you always call him that? Don't you think it's getting annoying to him?

Blitz: I wouldn't think about it too much, I'm used to it.

Stella: Oh. That's fair enough, i guess.

Alastor: U know, b4 I joined I M P, I also worked with someone else.

Blitz: Oh yeah? Who would that have to be?

Alastor: Well, remember that lucifer is the king of hell, right?

Blitz: Yeah, why?

Alastor: Well, I think u and the others should know I was working with his daughter: charlotte morningstar.

Everyone spits out their teas.

Octavia: OH yeah! I forgot she's also my best friend!

Everything spits out their teas again, except her and Alastor.

Blitz: Alastor and Octavia... WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!

Stella: WHY DID U NOT TELL US OCTAVIA, EVEN U ALASTOR!?

Octavia: I was kinda under the impression that u wouldn't approve of such a friendship over royalty or something.

Alastor: Well, the reason I worked for her was for my own entertainment.

Stolas: Well, this took a really bizarre turn. But still, Octavia, u should've at least told us u made an actual friend.

Octavia: Yeah, I probably should've. That was a mistake on my part.

Rosie: Oh yeah, she's also a good friend of mine as well. If there's one thing she is trying to do, It's help sinners redeem themselves to avoid death from extermination.

Everyone: REDEEM SINNERS!?

Blitz: Wow, does she REALLY think she can help redeem sinners!? I honestly doubt it.

Octavia: HEY, SHE'S TRYING SUPER HARD, OK!? DON'T MAKE HER FEEL WORSE!

Stella: Calm down via. You're gonna have another panic attack!

Octavia: I AM CALM!

Alastor: Well, that was entertaining.

Goetias: WHO ASKED U!?

Blitz: But seriously, though, does she really think she can save sinners through redemption?

Octavia: Well, yes, she does. And maybe to prove that point, I say we go visit her and her own little gang! Since Alastor said something about working for her, I say we prove that!

Alastor: In that case, I'll go. It'll be nice to see her again.

Stolas: Then it's settled. Um, where do we go to find her, via?

Octavia: Why, the Happy Hotel.

Stella: The Happy Hotel, eh? Sounds interesting, I'm in.

Rosie: Count me in, too.

Blitz: Alright, I'm in. If everyone else is. Well, all except for Josh and Wendy.

Stolas: Yeah, where r those 2 anyway?

Blitz: Josh has some errands to run for himself, and Wendy is back at the apartment, keeping an eye on the place to keep intruders out b4 they try to steal my horse collection.

Stella: U still into horses? Really?

Blitz: Yeah, I like horses. Got a problem with that?

Stella: Well, not exactly.

Blitz: Well, what r we waiting for? Let's get going to the happy hotel!

The gang made their way to Pentagram City to find it in destruction.

Blitz: Wow, another extermination must've happened, huh?

Octavia: Yep. This is why she's trying to redeem sinners through her hotel. To keep her people from dying like this.

Blitz: Well, in that case, I take back everything I said. If this means a lot to her, then I DEFINITELY take back everything I said about her.

Octavia: Thank u, blitz. The hotel shouldn't be too far.

They finally made it to the happy hotel and knocked on the door. But when they opened the door, it was a mess, and she wasn't there.

Stella: That's strange, I thought she would be here.

Octavia: I thought so, too.

Blitz: I found a note. It says she's at channel 666 news station to share her plans with the hotel.

Octavia: Then maybe we can find her there and lend her a hand.

Stella: In that case, that's what I would do.

Stolas: Same here.

Blitz: Then let's go. Just be careful of Katie killjoy. I heard She's a no good bitch.

Octavia: Got it.

They all drove to the news station to find Charlie. They managed to get there and managed to find her, along with someone else.

Blitz: Who is that?

Octavia: That's vaggie. I heard she's a fallen angel.

Stella: How so?

Octavia: I read a book on Fallen Angels. Apparently, when they disobey God, they are STRIPPED of their holiness and end up here in hell, with NO CHANCE of ever coming back to heaven.

Alastor: Plus, she's deadly with that spear. In fact, she still has it.

But they see that no one is caring about what she has to say about it except vaggie and proceeds to sing.



Demon: Wow... that was shit.

Blitz shoots him, killing him, getting everyone's attention.

Blitz: NO ONE LAUGHS AT THE PRINCESS OF HELL LIKE THIS! NOT ON OUR WATCH, BITCHES!

Octavia: AND NO ONE MESSES WITH MY BEST FRIEND!

Stella: SAME HERE!

Stolas: FUCK YEAH!

Charlie and Vaggie: Octavia, is that U!?

Octavia: it sure is, the one and only.

The 3 embraced each other in a hug.

Killjoy: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?

Tom: it seems like a confrontation here at the studio and a best friend reunion.

Killjoy: WHO ASKED U!?

Blitz: I'll have U know that U MESSED WITH THE WRONG IMP! CHARLIE HERE IS TRYING TO HELP SINNERS ESCAPE EXTERMINATION BY REDEMPTION AND U PEOPLE MOCK HER FOR IT!?

Killjoy: Oh, what would U know!? You're just a pathetic little imp who doesn't know how to love.

Stella: HEY! THAT'S MY TEAM-MATE YOU'RE SPEAKING TO! AND HE'S EARNED MY TRUST, AND I HELP HIM WITH RISING TO THE TOP THANKS TO LUCIFER APPROVING HIS COMPANY!

The entire audience gasped when she said lucifer approving IMP and not killing Blitz.

Tom: You mean when Blitz was at that meeting with lucifer, he actually liked Blitz's company instead of killing him to make him die alone?

Stolas: precisely.

Blitz: AND I'M FUCKING PROUD OF IT! Blitz shows everyone the grimoire in his hands. AND THIS BOOK PAIMON GAVE ME IS ALL THE EVIDENCE I NEED!

Everyone gasped even louder when they found out Blitz was the 1ST imp to EVER get a grimoire.

Even charlie and vaggie were shocked to know that lucifer approved of Blitz's company and asked Octavia if it was really true.

Charlie: Octavia, is this true?

Vaggie: Yeah, is this true?

Octavia: ... Yes. It's all true. My family and I were at that meeting to witness it. So it's 100% TRUE.

Charlie: And my dad approved!? But how did he know?

Octavia: Someone called your dad and let him know what was going on with I m p. And whoever did all that, they wanted blitz to... die alone.

Both Charlie and vaggie gasped at those 2 last words. Charlie and vaggie were proud of that imp. He's finally getting respected, and now, they will help him keep on going and NOT die alone, EVER.

Vaggie: Octavia, I'm proud of him. He's finally shown he's more than just an imp. He's a friend who's more than willing to help his friends and allies.

Charlie: And my father likes his company! That's really makes him a proud imp.

Octavia: Yes, he is. But in our case, we can say he's 1 HELLUVA BOSS.

From a small distance, alastor and rosie were watching with tears of happiness and joy in their eyes.

Alastor: Well, isn't this a lovely sight.

Rosie: it sure is.

But now, they find a live feed of a new player in the turf war: the name was angel dust.

Charlie: Oh, shit.

Vaggie: THAT IDIOT!

Blitz: NOT good.

Killjoy: Oh my! What a juicy coincidence! It looks like the new player is none other than the porn actor himself: angel dust. Sounds like Charlie's plan is dead on arrival. Tell me blitzo: How does it feel for her to be such a total failure?

Blitz was SO MAD. He's had enough. And points his pistol to her mouth.

Blitz: Yeah, 1 more word outta you bitch stain, imma blow your head clean open in front of the entire fucking news audience!

That got her so scared that she kicked them all out, including Charlie and vaggie without hesitation. And cuts to the I m p van and the morningstar limo driving up to the happy hotel. Charlie was with vaggie and Blitz on 1 side, completely pissed off, and Angel Dust was at the other side playing with the window button and noticed vaggie and blitz angry looks.

Angel dust: What?

Vaggie: What? WHAT!? WHAT WAS IT U WERE DOING!?

Angel dust: Ugh, I owed my girl buddy a solid. Isn't that a redeeming quality, helping friends with stuff?

Blitz: NOT with turf wars that result in territorial GENOCIDE!

Angel dust: eh, u win some, u lose a few hundred. Laughs for a couple of seconds. It wasn't that bad anyway.

He was still playing with the window button when vaggie hit it with a pocket knife, glaring at him angrily.

Blitz: Nice shot.

Vaggie: Thank u, blitz.

Angel dust: Come on, I had to! My credibility was on the line! I mean, what kind of reputation would I have if people found out I was trying to go clean? It just throws out my entire personality!

He says as he pushes up his chest fluff, and blitz blushes at that.

Blitz: (blushes) uuuuuuuhhhhhhhh....

Vaggie: YOUR credibility? What about the hotel's? Your little stunt made us look like a fucking joke!

Angel dust: No no no babe, jokes r funny! I made u look sad and pathetic, like, um, an orphan with no arms or legs... OH, with progeria! Great, now I'M bummed thinking about it!

Blitz: GOOD!

Vaggie: Blitz, that was a little far.

Blitz: So?

Vaggie: Well, the thing is, u can't be glad that's the case. I mean, don't u think it was a bit far actually confirming that?

Blitz: Yeah, maybe you're right. Guess I let my pissed off attitude get to me.

Vaggie: Trust me, I'm PISSED off at angel dust, too.

Angel dust: Gee, why am I being targeted like this!? Does this thing have any liquor?

Vaggie: Can u PLEASE TRY to take this SERIOUSLY?

Angel dust: OK, I'll try, just don't get your taco in a twist, baby.

Blitz: Was that u trying to be sexist or racist?

Angel dust: whatever pisses u 2 off more. Is there seriously no liquor in here?

Vaggie and blitz: We're gonna kill him.

Angel dust: It's too late, guys. Wait, would that make me double dead? I mean, where exactly do I go? Double hell? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, u and that imp r stuck with me, bitch. Get used to it.

Vaggie was SO MAD. She was cursing in Spanish, while Blitz was preparing his weapon.

Angel dust: Listen, who cares if some jagoffs got hurt? Most of them are ugly freaks, look around, got a bunch of fucking harlequin babies down here.

Blitz: You're 1 to talk.

Angel dust: HEY! This body is flawless! Everyone wants to have summa me, and I got the creepy fan letters to prove it.

He takes a letter out of his chest fluff and shows it to the 3. Charlie had no reaction, vaggie was even angrier, and blitz was disgusted.

Charlie: That was REALLY uncool, you know, angel.

Vaggie: UNCOOL!?

Blitz: THAT WAS MORE THAN UNCOOL! After THAT trainwreck, there's no chance that ANYONE would want to stay at the hotel, all thanks to ANGEL and his selfish BULLSHIT!

Vaggie: YEAH, WHAT HE SAID!

Angel dust: Does that mean I don't have a free room anymore?

Vaggie does a hand gesture that says: "What do you think?!"

Angel dust: Ah, well shucks.

Charlie: Hey, come on, we don't know if things r over yet. Calm down, vaggie, u too blitz, it'll be OK.

The 2 of them smile at Charlie.

When they all returned to the hotel, a meeting was held there by blitz.

Blitz: So Charlie, since u run this hotel, it looked a little beat up when we got here, looking for u. So we'll need some improvements. Alastor?

Alastor: With pleasure, boss.

Charlie: ALASTOR!? Now we know where u were all this time. U were working for him!?

Alastor: Indeed I was, darling. And so was Rosie. I joined I m p, for my entertainment, and it was working perfectly. But I have some ideas to help.

He makes a new fireplace, and a small demon spawns in the fire with 1 eye. The demon poofs out of the smoke.

Alastor: This little darling is niffty!

Niffty: Hi, I'm niffty! It's nice to meet u! It's been a while since I made new friends! Why are there more women? R THERE ANY MEN AROUND HERE!?

She looks to find blitz and stolas.

Niffty: (gasp) MEN!!!!!!!!

She charges right at them, bringing them to a wall and clinging onto them, making them super nervous.

Alastor: niffty, down.

Niffty: Oh, sorry, I get excited when I see men around. Oh my gosh, this place is a mess! It needs a lady's touch. Which is weird cause there's more women than men, no offense.

Stella: none taken, my little friend.

Niffty begins to clean up the hotel and stab bugs at a super fast speed.

And now cuts to another demon alastor summons to the hotel.

???: Haha! Read em and weep, boys! Full hooooooooooooooooooooootel? What the fuck is this? Sees alastor. U!

Alastor: AH, husker, my dear friend. I'm glad u could make it!

Husk: Don't u "husker" me, u son of a bitch. I was about to win the whole damn pot!

Alastor: Good to see u, too.

Husk: face-slap. What the hell do u want with me this time?

Alastor: My friend, I am doing some charity work, and I've taken it upon myself to volunteer your services. I hope that's OK.

Husk: R U SHITTING ME?

Alastor: hmmmm, no, I don't think so.

Husk: U thought it would be some kinda big fucking riot just to pull me outta nowhere!? U think I'm some kinda fucking CLOWN!?

Alastor: ... maybe.

Blitz: HA! Oh that's fucking hilarious.

Husk: I ain't doing no fucking charity job.

Alastor: Well, I figured u would be the perfect face to run the front desk of this fine establishment. With your charming smile and welcoming energy, this job was made for u. Don't worry, my friend, I can make this more welcoming if u wish.

He makes a bottle of cheap booze appear.

Husk: What, u think u can buy me with a wink and some cheap booze!? Well, u can!

Husk takes the bottle and drinks it, and goes to the bar to man it.

Vaggie: HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! No! No bar, no alcohol! This is supposed to be a place that discourages sin! Not some kind of, now, brothel, man-cave!

Angel dust charges at her.

Angel dust: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! We r keeping this. Turns to husk. HEY.

Husk: Go fuck yourself.

Angel dust: only if u watch me.

Stolas: U know blitzy, since angel dust there likes sucking dicks, maybe he can suck both of ours, especially YOURS.

Stella and blitz: STOLAS!?

Stolas: WHAT!? He's a porn star, you both would wanna know what sex with him is like.

Both Blitz and stella were about to scold him but changed their minds.

Blitz and stella: Good point/touché.

Charlie: Oh my gosh! Welcome to the happy hotel! U R going to love it here!

Husk: I lost the ability to love years ago. He continues to drink his booze.

Alastor: So what do u think?

Charlie: THIS IS AMAZING!!!

Vaggie: it's OK.

Stolas: much better.

Stella: Looking better now.

Octavia: it's a start.

Rosie: Lovely.

Blitz: Now that's more like it.

Alastor: This is gonna be twice as entertaining as my job at I m p! Bossman blitz, why don't we give her a hand while doing our other job?

Blitz: Well, will we at least have rooms to stay in, princess, if we help with your hotel while doing our assassination business?

Charlie: Yes.

Blitz: DEAL!

The 2 shake hands, and a new deal has been made, leading to all new adventures.

Stolas: So does that mean we'll have to move out of the goetia palace, huh?

Blitz: Nah, you probably shouldn't do that.

Stella: He has a point.

Stolas: Fair enough.

Octavia: But when Charlie calls us, we must be here to lend her a hand. Does that sound good?

Stella and stolas: Good idea, octavia.

Blitz: I'll let Josh and Wendy know that some of us are moving into the hotel, including them.

But a blast blew the front door, which appeared to be a blimp, man'ed by a villain named sir pentious.

Sir pentious: HA! Well, well, well, look who it is harboring the striped freak! We meet yet again, alastor!

Alastor: Do I know u?

Sir pentious: (Disappointed face) OH YES U DO! And this time, I have the element of SURPRISE! I'M SO EVIL!

Sir Pentious tries to unleash his weapon, but blitz shot it down b4 it could activate.

Sir pentious: WHAT!? WHO SHOT DOWN MY WEAPON!?

Blitz: It was me! I did it! U MESSED WITH THE WRONG IMP! ALASTOR, FINISH THIS!

Alastor: Yes, sir.

At the snap of his fingers, Alastor summons a portal with black tentacles coming out of it, causing chaos all over the airship b4 destroying it completely.

Alastor: Well, I'm starved. Who wants some Jambalaya? My mother once showed me a wonderful recipe for Jambalaya. In fact, it nearly killed her! Ha ha ha! U could say that kick was right outta hell. Oh ho ho, I'm on a roll! Yes, sir, this is the start of some real changes down here. The 2 games r set. Now... stay tuned.

Alastor changes the name from happy hotel to hazbin Hotel, ending the episode.

Author note: OH MY GOD, THAT WAS A LOT OF WORK! So, as of now, most of the I M P gang will be moving into the hotel: blitz and Wendy, Josh, Alastor, and Rosie. If you're wondering why Rosie is moving into the hotel and not return to cannibal town, she's a permanent member of the I m p team and she chooses it over her life at cannibal Town. I will make the rest of the helluva boss chapters along with hazbin hotel chapters to along with it. Stay tuned for more as Blitz's journey to reach the top continues.