short: after Adam's fall
Our short begins at hell. Only this chapter is not about blitz. It's about Adam after he fell.
Adam: Ugh, jeez, what happened? Where m i?
He looks around, only to find out he's in hell after he fell.
Adam: Aw shit! I did fall! That imp ruined EVERYTHING!!! My fun of extermination, GONE! My precious guitar axe, GONE! Lute, GONE! My place in heaven, GONE!
He cried uncontrollably.
Adam: If i EVER see that imp again, I'm gonna make him wish he NEVER made that bet! And when he's gone, I'll find a way to bypass God's protection shield on both buildings and blow both of them, and ALL who reside within them... TO SMITHEREENS!!!!!
But a light shined on him, and it wad god coming down, super upset with him.
God: U!
Adam: uhhhh... hi, god. What's up?
God: What's up is that U were tried to make me look like a fool by exterminating all the sinners just because it was for fun for u!
Adam: But, god!
God: NO BUTS! U made me look like a disgrace! But now, with charlie as the angel of redemption and blitz as the nephilim of hope, hell and heaven have built a bridge for peace, 1 U will NEVER CROSS.
Adam: But Sera was involved in it for the protection of heaven.
God: Not anymore. Emily is the new head Seraphim, and she's making things right and sent Sera in jail for another couple of months.
Adam: But u created me and Lilith to start things on earth! Y did she choose him over me!?
God: Well, after he fell with Lilith, i realized he had a point. U were so power-hungry that u only thought about yourself. Same thing when i created Eve. U don't care about love, only yourself. And u being fallen will make things right. And the sinners down here r already planning to be redeemed as we speak. But take a wild guess on who's NOT getting redeemed?
Adam: ... me?
God: That's right... U.
Adam: (gulp!)
God: So hopefully sending u down here will force u to learn your lesson.
Adam: Yes, god...
God: And don't worry about lute. She's dead. You'll NEVER see her again.
Adam: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
God: serves u right. See ya, NEVER!
He goes back up to heaven, while adam is weeping like a little baby.
Adam: (Cries uncontrollably again.)
End of chapter.
Author note: ha! I wanted to make this chapter about adam after he fell. Serves him right for trying to ruin everything charlie worked for and making god look like a fool. See ya next chapter.
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