This tale takes place near the fireplace of the hazbin Hotel, stolas was telling creepy pastas through one of his books.

Stolas: And even to this very day, I feel the insects crawling inside me, in my skin, in my abdomen, in my ANTENNA!

Everyone: Gasp!

Moxxie: OH crumbs! He turned into an insect in the end!?

Blitz: Well, I wouldn't wanna turn into an insect. That would really BUG me. Get it?

vaggie: Not funny, u jerk. After that creepy pasta, I feel like I'M the 1 covered in bugs! I need a shower with Charlie! I'm sure she can't STAND bugs either!

Charlie: Bugs creep me out! Vaggie, protect me!

She hugs vaggie tightly, and she hugs her back.

Niffty: If I were in that creepy pasta, I would be the bugs WORST NIGHTMARE.

husk: keep that to yourself, niff.

Angel dust: But that's good! U feel like you're covered in bugs. That's how u KNOW it's a good creepy pasta.

Stolas: Should we do another?

Stella: Uh, do we have to? I know we're birds that eat bugs, but this is a whole new level of scary when it comes to bugs.

But then the doors of the hotel open as a silhouette is seen.

Everyone: AAAAAHHH!!!!!!!

The silhouette reveals himself to be creepy pasta.

Creepy pasta: Oh, I apologize. I hope I didn't startle u.

Stella: No, it's just that we were reading creepy pastas.

Creepy pasta: creepy pastas? Y those r my forte! And trust me when I say: mine r to DIE FOR!

Angel dust: I'm not scared, U guys r scared!

Creepy pasta: my 1st creepy pasta, perhaps 1 of my creepiest is called " the tag."

Story 1: The tag: There once was a small maid who was annoyed with the tag on her mattress that said: "Do NOT remove." Every night, the tag tickled her pointy, non-existent toes. Finally, 1 day, she tore the tag off in frustration (a scream was heard), but she heard a scream as she did. The maid looked all over the place but couldn't figure out where the scream came from. Later that night, as the 1 eyed maid prepared for bed, the lights suddenly went out! There was a slam, a clatter. The maid was very frightened, not to mention rather small.

Niffty: i got all that. But what happened, then?

Creepy pasta: Who was there? The maid asked herself. What could it be? As she reached for her flashlight, as shadow appeared in the doorway. Frantically, she tried to get the flashlight to turn on, but it was a bit big for her to handle, from being a bit small. B4 she could react, the figure reached down, and poked her 1 eye good and hard.

Niffty: OOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!

Creepy pasta: she screamed in agony and dropped the flashlight, which finally flickered on to reveal: the mattress! And it ate her alive!

Everyone: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Angel dust: Wait, the mattress was exactly who I thought it was gonna be to attack poor niffty.

Stolas: Speaking of which, where is she?

Creepy pasta: Oh, she must've had to go to the bathroom.

Angel dust: That's actually a good point. She sometimes pisses her panties to certain scary stories. But it's a good thing she made it to the bathroom on time.

Vaggie: It sounds like she's growing up.

Husk: Yeah, right...

Creepy pasta: Speaking of bathrooms, would u like to hear my 2nd creepy pasta called "toilet monster"?

Husk: I'm assuming it involves me and Angel Dust.

Creepy pasta: That is correct, my friend.

Story 2: Toilet monster: "Do not flush paper towels." Read the sign above the toilet, but both Angel and husk couldn't be bothered to obey the rules. They were in their minds, too cool for the rules. So, day after day, they flushed paper towels down the toilet. "What's the worst thing that could happen?" They figured. "The toilet gets clogged or something?" But the duo were WRONG. Because the warning sign wasn't posted because the pipes might clog. The sign was to deter people from inadvertently feeding the toilet monster that lived deep within the pipes. Thanks to the duo's negligence, day after day, they toilet monster feasted on its favorite food: paper towels and grew larger and larger until 1 fateful day, it grew too big for the toilet, and burst out, hungry for more paper towels! As fate would have it, the foolish Angel dust and husk were holding a paper towel roll, and at the very moment, the toilet monster devoured the paper towels and the duo along with it!

Everyone: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Vaggie: Wait a minute, now husk and Angel Dust r missing!

Creepy pasta: Oh, they must've gone to find some socks or something.

Stella: That makes 0 sense!

Creepy pasta: Ah, but do u know what WOULD make sense? Listening to another creepy pasta, curtesy of yours truly.

Moxxie: No, thank u!

Creepy pasta: I heard "yes, please." Very well, this one I like to call, "boaring."

Story 3: boaring: Once upon a time, there was a boring trio named Stella, vaggie, and moxxie, who wrote boring math equations on the whiteboard. After boring their entire class half to death, their incessant scrawling actually bored a hole through the board. The boring trio fell through the hole. In the board, they had bored and found themselves in a world filled with wild boars. 1 of the boars charged toward them, and the 3 screamed. But the boar stopped in its tracks. "Y would i attack u?" Asked the boar. "You're 3 of US!" The trio were really confused because they were most certainly not boars. And that's when the 1st tusk jutted outta their mouths! Then another! Then 2 of their tails changed to a boar tail, while vaggie got 1, and they all got snouts! And b4 they knew it, they became the only thing they knew how to be: 3 utter and complete BOARS.

Blitz: That's not really a scary ending.

Creepy pasta: That's because I haven't got to the ending yet. Do u know what those boars did day in and day out for the rest of their boring boar lives?

Charlie: Um, what did they do?

Stolas: Yeah, what did they do all their lives?

Creepy pasta: 1 word: ALGEBRA!

Everyone: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Blitz: Uh oh, stolas, charlie, it's just us now!

Stolas: It looks like it.

Charlie: Where'd they go!? I'm scared!

Creepy pasta: Oh, they must've left. They must've gone to see that new cannibal museum in cannibal town, u know, that one.

Blitz: Actually, that does sound like Stella visiting cannibal town.

Stolas: she does this whenever she can.

Charlie: At least they see her as friendly, mostly due to Rosie.

Creepy pasta: All those do sound accurate. Now then, i have 1 last creepy pasta to tell, and I assure u, it's going to slay!

Blitz: Well, if it's gonna slay, then let's hear it!

Creepy pasta: As fate would have it, the story just so happens to be about the leading trio: u 3. I called it: leader shot!

Stolas: This oughta be good.

Story 4: Leader shot: Every day, the trio's mothers would tell them NOT to run with guns. "You'll shoot your lives out of existence!" They used to warn them. But did the trio ever listen? They did not.

Blitz: How could we? We had no ears.

Charlie: That's true!

Creepy pasta: Please let me finish the creepy pasta, it break the mood. 1 day, the trio were out playing with...

Blitz: their family and friends!

Creepy pasta: No, actually, they were playing with guns.

Stolas: Pathetic at its best. It should definitely be with family and friends.

Charlie: Glad we're contributing to the story?

Creepy pasta: Grr, I am NOT as a matter of fact. I'm a master creepy pasta writer. U need to let me tell my story the way I want to tell it.

Blitz: Oh, really? Well, how bout letting someone else take a STAB at the story, would ya?

Creepy pasta: Huh?

But then, a giant fork stabs him in the head!

Blitz: i promise we'll add a TWIST ending and everything!

The giant fork twists creepy pasta around b4 being taken away to be eaten, the nightmare ends, and everyone is returned to the hotel.

Niffty: woah, u guys! I just had the craziest dream!

Angel dust and husk: Us too.

Moxxie: Really? The dream me, stella, and vaggie had was pretty boring.

Stella: Ugh! U don't have to tell me twice!

Vaggie: Man, my head hurts after all that.

Blitz: Guys, don't worry, we cleaned up that whole creepy pasta mess!

Charlie: Except for the fact we gotta clean up this other creepy pasta mess.

Stolas: Oh, right.

Niffty: I'll clean it!

Angel dust: No way Niffty, let me and Husk handle this one.

Husk: Yeah, niff. Let me and Angel Dust do it for ya. Paper towels r right over here and..

A growling was heard.

Angel dust: And that wasn't very smart, was it, husker?

Husk: No, i guess it wasn't!

But then, the toilet monster from the 2nd creepy pasta emerges from the ground and roars for paper towels as the others run away!

End of chapter.

Author note: That was my favorite annoying orange shocktober episode I've ever seen! See ya next short!