The tale begins at the hazbin Hotel.

Stella: And that's how stolas and I patched up after I found out the truth of his friendship with blitz while they were kids.

Husk: Wow, good story.

But then blitz arrives.

Blitz: fuck me, i had a really bizarre dream last night.

Stella: really? What was it about?

Blitz: Well, for some reason, everyone in the hotel was able to barf up whole fish.

Husk: entire fish!?

Blitz: i know, right? Totally fucked up.

Stella: Not really. U sure it was a dream? I mean, I can barf up a whole trout anytime I want.

Husk: Yeah, me too.

Blitz: WHAT!?

Stella: Sure. Watch.

She barfs up a fish, along with husk and niffty.

Blitz: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?

Stella: u try.

Blitz: No fucking way am I doing that! I can't even DO that!

Stella: Oh really?

Blitz felt a weird feeling in his gut.

Blitz: What the fuck's going on!?

Without anymore fight in him, he barfed out a long fish, slowly.

But he wakes up, realizing it was all a dream.

Blitz: WHEW! It was all a dream.

Stella: (yawns) sweetheart, u ok?

Husk: it sounded like u were sleep-barfing or something.

Blitz: Yeah, i guess i kinda was.

Husk: Ok, let me pour u some medicine for that.

Blitz: No, I'm fine now. It was just... wait a minute, why is that pouring UP?

Husk: It's not. It's pouring DOWN.

the whole room is upside down.

Blitz: Well then, y r we on the CEILING, THEN!?!?!?

Stella: We're not, hon, we're on the wall.

Blitz: THE WALL!?

The room changes angle to the wall.

Husk: Duh!

Blitz: Okay, y is gravity so messed up?

Stella: I'm not sure, maybe because...

She barfs a fish that's upside down.

Blitz wakes up again.

Stella: blitzy, u up?

Blitz: Uh, I'm not sure. This might just be another dream.

Stella comes in in fish form.

Stella: What do u mean?

Blitz and stella scream and barf a fish and does it again and does it over and over and over until there is a fish the size of niffty.

Blitz: HA HAHAHAHAHAAA! Look how small that one is! Hahahahahahaa!

But the laughing didn't last long as the niffty fish started barfing more fish, and blitz screams again.

He wakes up a 3rd time.

Husk: Dude, u okay!?

Blitz: NO! I'M NOT OKAY! I'M STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME STUPID MOTHERFUCKING, FISH BARFCEPTION DREAM SEQUENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Husk: "fish barfception?" The fuck r u talking about?

Blitz: u mean, u never seen a demon barf up a fish?

Husk: What? Of course not.

Blitz: And u never stood on the wall and poured medicine sideways?

Husk: Dude, u r talking crazy.

Blitz gets out of bed, cackling like a maniac.

Husk: Ok, now i KNOW you're crazy.

Blitz: I'M HOME! I MADE IT HOME!!!!! TAKE THAT, STUPID DREAM SEQUENCE!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!! FUCK U DREAM SEQUENCE!!!!!!!! FUCK U!!!!!!!!

He leaves the room happily, but Stella was confused.

Stella: What's up with him?

Husk: I don't know. He keeps saying something about barfing up fish or something.

Stella: That's so weird. Everyone knows there's no such thing as barfing up fish, only dolphins!

Husk: I know, right!?

He and stella barf up a dolphin.

Husk: Care for some seaweed tea?

Stella: Don't mind if I do.

Husk pours the tea upside down as the episode ends.

End of chapter.

Author note: Heh, another episode based on annoying orange: fish barfception. That was bizarre, but funny! See ya next chapter.